#NotaEuphemism
I’ve overcooked my fish cake. #notaeuphemism
September 28, 2026 at 3:56 PM
September 25, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Like that. Love anything with a wobbly arpeggio.

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September 24, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Nothing to see here, just Mr Egg riding the Bull.
September 24, 2026 at 8:46 PM
There’s a toad in my basil #notaeuphemism
September 20, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I’m gonna need one of you to get out your giant rolling pin and flatten me out #notaeuphemism
September 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
This time next week we'll be deep in snack chat #NotAEuphemism #ItsPubOClock
New Term Vibes and we're going to be hanging out at the Rusty Bucket in Eltham on Thurs 10th and The Green Goddess SE3 on Thurs 24th September.

Join @lisariemers.bsky.social from 6.30pm onwards. Drop in or stay all evening #ItsPubOClock
September 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
My bees are swarming #notaeuphemism but feels significant.
September 17, 2026 at 3:36 AM
September 15, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I might doodle tonight...haven't done that in a while...

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September 14, 2026 at 10:50 PM
🤭😇 You watch, it'll get lots and end up shimmying up my drainpipe!

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September 13, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Just dehydrating my hops. #notaeuphemism #foraging
August 31, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Think I'll empty my spam folder.

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August 31, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Good morning Blueskies! Been moving a piano (#NotAEuphemism) hence the late post; managed a cheeky amble early on, bit mizzly then but sunny now. Not sure what to do with the rest of the day, it’s hard to follow a Laurel and Hardy tribute before breakfast; however, wherever, whoever, let’s Sunday!
August 30, 2026 at 9:59 AM
*so very truly #notaeuphemism
August 28, 2026 at 8:01 AM
I am going down the Lickey Incline #notaeuphemism
August 27, 2026 at 11:03 AM
August 25, 2026 at 2:39 AM
'servicing my airbrush' - #notaeuphemism
August 23, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Sorting my reamers. #notaeuphemism
August 20, 2026 at 10:42 PM
August 20, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Peter was my pick.

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August 20, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Let us never forget the full horror of Cliff Richard’s Christmas gravy.

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August 9, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Oooh, me conifers want strimming #NotAEuphemism
August 8, 2026 at 1:35 PM
A bit of automotive maintenance first off today. But not by me, thank goodness. I'm going to treat the shed. #notaeuphemism
August 8, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Trimmed my other hedge.

Still #NotAEuphemism
August 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM