Meet the Maned Wolf!
The maned wolf is NOT a wolf. And no, it doesn’t matter that the maned wolf’s favorite food is a fruit called the wolf apple. Still not a wolf.
He has a face like a fox, a glorious mane, and long legs like a deer. But he's not a fox or a deer either.
#weirdanimals #notawolf
The maned wolf is NOT a wolf. And no, it doesn’t matter that the maned wolf’s favorite food is a fruit called the wolf apple. Still not a wolf.
He has a face like a fox, a glorious mane, and long legs like a deer. But he's not a fox or a deer either.
#weirdanimals #notawolf
September 4, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Meet the Maned Wolf!
The maned wolf is NOT a wolf. And no, it doesn’t matter that the maned wolf’s favorite food is a fruit called the wolf apple. Still not a wolf.
He has a face like a fox, a glorious mane, and long legs like a deer. But he's not a fox or a deer either.
#weirdanimals #notawolf
The maned wolf is NOT a wolf. And no, it doesn’t matter that the maned wolf’s favorite food is a fruit called the wolf apple. Still not a wolf.
He has a face like a fox, a glorious mane, and long legs like a deer. But he's not a fox or a deer either.
#weirdanimals #notawolf
1999, 1984, 1987, 1963
Fortnite, Stranger Things, Miku, League, The Office, and NOTAWOLF are the only contemporary properties.
It'd be nice to see lairs release within the contemporary zeitgeist. Hazbin, TADC, Backrooms, Squid Game, Bojack... and countless new game and anime IP.
Fortnite, Stranger Things, Miku, League, The Office, and NOTAWOLF are the only contemporary properties.
It'd be nice to see lairs release within the contemporary zeitgeist. Hazbin, TADC, Backrooms, Squid Game, Bojack... and countless new game and anime IP.
August 6, 2026 at 5:12 PM
1999, 1984, 1987, 1963
Fortnite, Stranger Things, Miku, League, The Office, and NOTAWOLF are the only contemporary properties.
It'd be nice to see lairs release within the contemporary zeitgeist. Hazbin, TADC, Backrooms, Squid Game, Bojack... and countless new game and anime IP.
Fortnite, Stranger Things, Miku, League, The Office, and NOTAWOLF are the only contemporary properties.
It'd be nice to see lairs release within the contemporary zeitgeist. Hazbin, TADC, Backrooms, Squid Game, Bojack... and countless new game and anime IP.
March 17, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Look at the Falkland Islands Wolf. Just look at it. #TeamNotaWolf #NotaWolf #2026MMM
www.nationalgeographic.com/science/arti...
www.nationalgeographic.com/science/arti...
The Origin of the Friendly Wolf that Confused Darwin
When Western sailors started landing on the Falkland Islands, off the curling tip of South America, they were greeted by a bizarrely tame dog-like creature. It roamed wild across the islands, but woul...
www.nationalgeographic.com
March 17, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Look at the Falkland Islands Wolf. Just look at it. #TeamNotaWolf #NotaWolf #2026MMM
www.nationalgeographic.com/science/arti...
www.nationalgeographic.com/science/arti...
March 17, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The sturdy, fox-sized tawny, tan, black & buffy Falkland Island Wolf WAS NOT A WOLF! OR A FOX! Instead on the weirdie branch of South American canids that includes Chrysocyon brachyurus (Maned Wolf #NotAWolf) & Speothos venaticus (Bush Dog #NotADog) (Oshman 2012; Zrzavý et al. 2018).
a woman is standing in front of a group of people and says " and to janet the best robot . "
Alt: a woman is standing in front of a group of people and says " and to janet the best robot . " "not a robot"
media.tenor.com
March 17, 2026 at 1:50 AM
If I had a dollar for every time I was called a wolf or a fox, I’d be rich enough to buy everyone a biology textbook. Still haven't been called a hyena correctly even once. I love the consistency! ✨#Hyena #FurriesOfBluesky #TaxonomyIsHard #NotAWolf
March 1, 2026 at 1:28 PM
If I had a dollar for every time I was called a wolf or a fox, I’d be rich enough to buy everyone a biology textbook. Still haven't been called a hyena correctly even once. I love the consistency! ✨#Hyena #FurriesOfBluesky #TaxonomyIsHard #NotAWolf
More than a little biased since tovolar was my first commander deck, but the Notawolf sld was really fun in general (sad I didn’t pick one up in hindsight)
December 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
More than a little biased since tovolar was my first commander deck, but the Notawolf sld was really fun in general (sad I didn’t pick one up in hindsight)
December 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
It's like if notawolf was a girl and got rid of the not.
[Bottom surgery joke]
[Bottom surgery joke]
November 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It's like if notawolf was a girl and got rid of the not.
[Bottom surgery joke]
[Bottom surgery joke]
This seems relevant. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov
October 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This seems relevant. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov
Dilftember day 17: Pete #furry #gay #dilf #daddy #cat #mickeymouse #disney #pete #notawolf #huge #fanart #fetish #belly #fat #thicc #butt #bigbutt #booty #moobs #burp #belch #speedo #sexy #digitalart #chub #manly #handsome #villain #grey #bulge #pink #showoff #wink #smug #cunning #flirty #nipples
September 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I miss the cutting edge humor accounts that sprouted up. Bronx Zoo Snake, NotAWolf, DevinCow. Some are here, but there was a moment when being on twit was like being at the coolest party w/ witty people.
Warning about fascism is so much more humorous than reacting or censoring because of it.
Warning about fascism is so much more humorous than reacting or censoring because of it.
September 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I miss the cutting edge humor accounts that sprouted up. Bronx Zoo Snake, NotAWolf, DevinCow. Some are here, but there was a moment when being on twit was like being at the coolest party w/ witty people.
Warning about fascism is so much more humorous than reacting or censoring because of it.
Warning about fascism is so much more humorous than reacting or censoring because of it.
I can’t remember if this is the actual inspiration for NOTAWOLF
September 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I can’t remember if this is the actual inspiration for NOTAWOLF
@dansheehan.bsky.social Are there any alternative stores for your NOTAWOLF merch besides TeeSpring/Spring? Their site consistently breaks down in the UK and so we can't order through them.
June 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
@dansheehan.bsky.social Are there any alternative stores for your NOTAWOLF merch besides TeeSpring/Spring? Their site consistently breaks down in the UK and so we can't order through them.
🧵 NYC: Zohran Mamdani is an extraordinary political talent and he CAN win this.
What a signal that would send to the country and to the world.
If you have been on the fence, this is the moment to go all in.
What a signal that would send to the country and to the world.
If you have been on the fence, this is the moment to go all in.
Zohran is up. Keep going.
June 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
“The better to hear you with, my dear.”
#NotAWolf #haha #TrailTracing #SeeThingsDifferently #Olympus #OMSystem #ArtInNature #Nature #TakeAHike #CloseUpPhotography #NaturePhotography #NatureBreak
#NotAWolf #haha #TrailTracing #SeeThingsDifferently #Olympus #OMSystem #ArtInNature #Nature #TakeAHike #CloseUpPhotography #NaturePhotography #NatureBreak
June 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
“The better to hear you with, my dear.”
#NotAWolf #haha #TrailTracing #SeeThingsDifferently #Olympus #OMSystem #ArtInNature #Nature #TakeAHike #CloseUpPhotography #NaturePhotography #NatureBreak
#NotAWolf #haha #TrailTracing #SeeThingsDifferently #Olympus #OMSystem #ArtInNature #Nature #TakeAHike #CloseUpPhotography #NaturePhotography #NatureBreak
#scribaland LIKE WOLVES PACK
Whenever you try to throw someone to the #wolves be sure he is not a #wolf! #scribaland1 #like #pack #likewolvespack #likewolves #wolvespack #throwsomeonetothewolves #try #someone #throw #notawolf #heisnotawolf #besure #be #sure #besureheisnotawolf #wheneveryoutry #haiku
Whenever you try to throw someone to the #wolves be sure he is not a #wolf! #scribaland1 #like #pack #likewolvespack #likewolves #wolvespack #throwsomeonetothewolves #try #someone #throw #notawolf #heisnotawolf #besure #be #sure #besureheisnotawolf #wheneveryoutry #haiku
March 13, 2025 at 7:42 AM
#scribaland LIKE WOLVES PACK
Whenever you try to throw someone to the #wolves be sure he is not a #wolf! #scribaland1 #like #pack #likewolvespack #likewolves #wolvespack #throwsomeonetothewolves #try #someone #throw #notawolf #heisnotawolf #besure #be #sure #besureheisnotawolf #wheneveryoutry #haiku
Whenever you try to throw someone to the #wolves be sure he is not a #wolf! #scribaland1 #like #pack #likewolvespack #likewolves #wolvespack #throwsomeonetothewolves #try #someone #throw #notawolf #heisnotawolf #besure #be #sure #besureheisnotawolf #wheneveryoutry #haiku
When you want to look all grown up, but still want to play with the stick!
Beanie
#wolfalike #honiahaka #notawolf #dogsofbluesky #northerninuit
Beanie
#wolfalike #honiahaka #notawolf #dogsofbluesky #northerninuit
February 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
When you want to look all grown up, but still want to play with the stick!
Beanie
#wolfalike #honiahaka #notawolf #dogsofbluesky #northerninuit
Beanie
#wolfalike #honiahaka #notawolf #dogsofbluesky #northerninuit
Look at all ma wee pals that are coming back in Feb & Mar 🥰😻
#NotAWolf #WeeTobes #RubyRubesLambChop #WeeBlueNumpty
They are all such different wee beasts & I ❤️ them all.
#TheCatAndDogLady
#NotAWolf #WeeTobes #RubyRubesLambChop #WeeBlueNumpty
They are all such different wee beasts & I ❤️ them all.
#TheCatAndDogLady
February 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Look at all ma wee pals that are coming back in Feb & Mar 🥰😻
#NotAWolf #WeeTobes #RubyRubesLambChop #WeeBlueNumpty
They are all such different wee beasts & I ❤️ them all.
#TheCatAndDogLady
#NotAWolf #WeeTobes #RubyRubesLambChop #WeeBlueNumpty
They are all such different wee beasts & I ❤️ them all.
#TheCatAndDogLady
Cooney got to wear his #notawolf outfit at last night's draft! Handed out more tokens! Every loved it! We did terrible in the draft but oh well
#redpandas #mtg #plushie
@dansheehan.bsky.social
#redpandas #mtg #plushie
@dansheehan.bsky.social
January 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Cooney got to wear his #notawolf outfit at last night's draft! Handed out more tokens! Every loved it! We did terrible in the draft but oh well
#redpandas #mtg #plushie
@dansheehan.bsky.social
#redpandas #mtg #plushie
@dansheehan.bsky.social
Can someone call up the bloke who used to post NotaWolf and get that shit going again?
January 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Can someone call up the bloke who used to post NotaWolf and get that shit going again?