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NotifyChicago: 95th St bridge street & sidewalk closed today until 2:30pm. Seek alternate routes.

chicago.apparmor.com/notification...
The Blues Brothers jumping the 95th St bridge
October 2, 2026 at 2:54 PM
laurie-merrell.bsky.social
are we going to get NotifyChicago alerts about National Guard deployments...?
September 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social
beautiful women named NotifyChicago are texting me that the air is poison 💕
July 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social
beautiful women named NotifyChicago keep texting me
May 21, 2026 at 8:04 PM
sidestreets.bsky.social
NotifyChicago called it an accident and traffic disruption.

Ick.
SMS text at 6:13 am reads: “NotifyChicago Emergency Alert: Traffic Disruption at Roosevelt and Lake Shore Drive Northbound lanes due to an Accident. Seek alternate route”
April 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social
beautiful ladies named NotifyChicago keep texting me about how wet it is ☺️🤩🫪
July 27, 2026 at 6:15 PM
lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social
screenshot of a text. edited. NotifyChicago Alert: Phoebe Bridgers tonight at 7:30pm at the United Center. Expect additional [lesbians] in the area.
September 19, 2026 at 10:37 PM
laurie-merrell.bsky.social
once again time for my favorite NotifyChicago alert: the bridge raising humblebrag
A screenshot of a text message that says: "NotifyChicago: Expect delays at bridges on Saturday 4/19 for sequential lifts of 27 bridges from South Ashland Ave to DuSable Lake Shore Drive beginning at 8am"
April 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social
notifychicago wants yall to know it's 6 to 9 foot waves now. just in case you thought it might be a good beach day
July 27, 2026 at 9:48 PM
laurie-merrell.bsky.social
I think today is the first time I am going to explicitly change my behavior based on information received from a NotifyChicago alert
A screenshot of a text message that says "NotifyChicago: Metra Union Pacific Line service is halted in both directions, Due to police activity."
November 8, 2024 at 1:14 PM
lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social
those timestamps lmao
[11:05am] NotifyChicago: Lake Shore Drive Bridge at Grand is currently in the up position. Seek alternate route. [2:35pm] NotifyChicago: Lake Shore Drive Bridge at Grand is back in its original position. Resume normal route.
September 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
laurie-merrell.bsky.social
the concert has been postponed to START at 10pm per NotifyChicago? how late can Wrigley concerts go per noise rules?
NotifyChicago: Mumford and Sons performance at Wrigley Field delayed due to weather. Doors now open at 8:30PM. Concert start time is now 10:00PM.
June 11, 2026 at 11:25 PM
laurie-merrell.bsky.social
welp
A screenshot of a text message that says: "NotifyChicago: Chicago is monitoring immigration enforcement. Visit Chicago.gov/protect for information about your rights and community resources."
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
laurie-merrell.bsky.social
hey guys do you think that the Outdoor Warning Sirens will sound today at 10AM for testing as they do on every first Tuesday of the month with a single tone alert signal?
A screenshot of 3 consecutive text messages sent within 4 minutes of each other that all say "NotifyChicago: Outdoor Warning Sirens will sound today at 10AM for testing as they do on every first Tuesday of the month with a single tone alert signal." One is from CHILAKE Alert, another is from CHIBIZ Alert, and the last is from NotifyChicago
January 6, 2026 at 2:09 PM
laurie-merrell.bsky.social
on the one hand yes on the other hand I started getting text alerts at 2:42pm, text “alertcook” to 888-777 to sign up for County alerts or sign up for NotifyChicago for the city:

www.chicago.gov/city/en/dept...
June 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
jpb.bsky.social
My wife made this
"NotifyChicago: Oasis - tonight at 7:30pm at Soldier Field. Expect additional cocaine in the area."
August 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
sidestreets.bsky.social
“NotifyChicago Emergency Alert: Torrence Avenue Bridge stuck in the up position due to the heat. Please seek alternate route.”

Heat, welcome to the war on cars.
September 3, 2026 at 2:12 AM
lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social
A Severely Bad Vibes Warning has been issued for the Loop, South Loop, the Museum & Stadium Campus, and potentially surrounding areas.
NotifyChicago: Morgan Wallen - tonight at 5:30 PM at Soldier Field. Expect additional traffic in the area.
June 19, 2026 at 8:51 PM
jmd5120.bsky.social
That's new
Chicago OEMC 4m ago NotifyChicago: Ewing Ave Bridge at 92nd St stuck in the up position. Seek additional route. https://clq.io/ WINXRg7 See the alert here: https://chicago.apparmor.com/notifications/CAP/?id=289174&t=773908263
July 27, 2026 at 10:07 PM
laurie-merrell.bsky.social
all y'all telling me to chill in the replies meanwhile NotifyChicago has sent me approximately five hundred texts about wind warnings in the past hour 😒
March 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
laurie-merrell.bsky.social
encountered my first LFT running event of 2026. forgot that's another reason I stopped going over there. wondering if NotifyChicago or similar could give alerts for them
April 12, 2026 at 2:47 PM
lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social
Oh, thanks NotifyChicago, yeah, it's the 5 to 9-foot waves that are why I'm not at the beach right now. For sure. Not any other reasons
July 27, 2026 at 6:48 PM
lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social
these are typed manually???? lmao
Text message alert from NotifyChicago says: "NotifyChicago Alert: Blackhawks VS Buffalo toady April 13th, 7:30PM at the United Center. Expect additional traffic in the area." and yes they wrote "toady" instead of "today"
April 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
sidestreets.bsky.social
Emergency 🏳️‍🌈 Notification
NotifyChicago Emergency Alert: Pride Parade 11 am today from Sheridan and Broadway to Diversey and Broadway. Expect additional traffic in the area.
June 28, 2026 at 2:17 PM
laurie-merrell.bsky.social
I see notifications specifically from the "NotifyChicago", "CHIBIZ", "CHILAKE", and "ALERTCOOK" lists
July 27, 2026 at 7:23 PM