I am astounded that the moon nudists only speak telepathically or via exaggerated body language. It really adds to their alienness and is *totally* not just a way to avoid having to sync dialog to their lips in post. #NudeOnTheMoon
March 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I am astounded that the moon nudists only speak telepathically or via exaggerated body language. It really adds to their alienness and is *totally* not just a way to avoid having to sync dialog to their lips in post. #NudeOnTheMoon
I, for one, welcome our new topless lady alien overlords. #NudeOnTheMoon
March 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I, for one, welcome our new topless lady alien overlords. #NudeOnTheMoon
"But how will we know the topless women and men are aliens?"
"Make them all wear headbands with pipecleaner antennae on them?"
"Perfect!"
#NudeOnTheMoon
"Make them all wear headbands with pipecleaner antennae on them?"
"Perfect!"
#NudeOnTheMoon
March 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"But how will we know the topless women and men are aliens?"
"Make them all wear headbands with pipecleaner antennae on them?"
"Perfect!"
#NudeOnTheMoon
"Make them all wear headbands with pipecleaner antennae on them?"
"Perfect!"
#NudeOnTheMoon
Bahahaha, the young astronaut had to be dragged away because he wanted to stay with the Moon Queen and accidentally left his camera and all their samples behind on the moon. This is why private agencies should not be in charge of space travel. #NudeOnTheMoon
March 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Bahahaha, the young astronaut had to be dragged away because he wanted to stay with the Moon Queen and accidentally left his camera and all their samples behind on the moon. This is why private agencies should not be in charge of space travel. #NudeOnTheMoon
The young astronaut mopes in the office until the secretary comes in and he realizes she looks like the Moon Queen by picturing her naked, and then makes a move on her while making it abundantly clear it is because he thinks she is the Moon Queen.
Happy Ending, I guess! #NudeOnTheMoon
Happy Ending, I guess! #NudeOnTheMoon
March 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The young astronaut mopes in the office until the secretary comes in and he realizes she looks like the Moon Queen by picturing her naked, and then makes a move on her while making it abundantly clear it is because he thinks she is the Moon Queen.
Happy Ending, I guess! #NudeOnTheMoon
Happy Ending, I guess! #NudeOnTheMoon
"We don't have time now, our oxygen is running low!"
You literally have your entire face exposed, you can't make us believe you are still using your oxygen tanks.
#NudeOnTheMoon
You literally have your entire face exposed, you can't make us believe you are still using your oxygen tanks.
#NudeOnTheMoon
March 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"We don't have time now, our oxygen is running low!"
You literally have your entire face exposed, you can't make us believe you are still using your oxygen tanks.
#NudeOnTheMoon
You literally have your entire face exposed, you can't make us believe you are still using your oxygen tanks.
#NudeOnTheMoon
Also took me way too long to realize the Moon Queen is played by the same actress as the lovelorn secretary. The eyebrows should have been a dead giveaway. #NudeOnTheMoon
March 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Also took me way too long to realize the Moon Queen is played by the same actress as the lovelorn secretary. The eyebrows should have been a dead giveaway. #NudeOnTheMoon
OK, the alien lady putting a leaf on her lip to mock the older astronaut's mustache is a genuinely good bit. #NudeOnTheMoon
March 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
OK, the alien lady putting a leaf on her lip to mock the older astronaut's mustache is a genuinely good bit. #NudeOnTheMoon
Turns out nudist colonies aren't any less dull on the moon. Just instead of shuffleboard or volleyball it's "toss the big red egg around in a circle."
I really wish they had threatened to feed the astronauts to an alligator with pipe cleaners on its head. #NudeOnTheMoon
I really wish they had threatened to feed the astronauts to an alligator with pipe cleaners on its head. #NudeOnTheMoon
March 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Turns out nudist colonies aren't any less dull on the moon. Just instead of shuffleboard or volleyball it's "toss the big red egg around in a circle."
I really wish they had threatened to feed the astronauts to an alligator with pipe cleaners on its head. #NudeOnTheMoon
I really wish they had threatened to feed the astronauts to an alligator with pipe cleaners on its head. #NudeOnTheMoon
So, did the nudist colony they filmed at already have most of these weird "rock" structures for decor, or did the filmmakers add all of it? #NudeOnTheMoon
March 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
So, did the nudist colony they filmed at already have most of these weird "rock" structures for decor, or did the filmmakers add all of it? #NudeOnTheMoon
Love that it took only a few minutes to completely give up on the pretense of the astronauts wearing spacesuits, and they both flipped up their visors to completely expose their faces. #NudeOnTheMoon
March 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Love that it took only a few minutes to completely give up on the pretense of the astronauts wearing spacesuits, and they both flipped up their visors to completely expose their faces. #NudeOnTheMoon
Adore the terrible spacesuits. Not content to merely have obvious gaps in the suit, these leave the neck of the wearer (and back of the head) completely exposed to the elements, and the faceplates have one big hole in the front. #NudeOnTheMoon
March 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Adore the terrible spacesuits. Not content to merely have obvious gaps in the suit, these leave the neck of the wearer (and back of the head) completely exposed to the elements, and the faceplates have one big hole in the front. #NudeOnTheMoon
Apparently being hit with the G-Forces of rocket takeoff are indistinguishable from having an orgasm. Yeesh.
Also not going to waste time post and mocking the rocket and space effects. You already know they are ADORABLE. #NudeOnTheMoon
Also not going to waste time post and mocking the rocket and space effects. You already know they are ADORABLE. #NudeOnTheMoon
March 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Apparently being hit with the G-Forces of rocket takeoff are indistinguishable from having an orgasm. Yeesh.
Also not going to waste time post and mocking the rocket and space effects. You already know they are ADORABLE. #NudeOnTheMoon
Also not going to waste time post and mocking the rocket and space effects. You already know they are ADORABLE. #NudeOnTheMoon
Love the shameless ad for HIDEOUT IN THE SUN, another Wishman film, as the two leads go driving around for...some reason? I think they're heading to their launch area, but they're really just padding the runtime. #NudeOnTheMoon
March 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Love the shameless ad for HIDEOUT IN THE SUN, another Wishman film, as the two leads go driving around for...some reason? I think they're heading to their launch area, but they're really just padding the runtime. #NudeOnTheMoon
The conversation about how severe the environment of the moon can be is truly hilarious when you go in already knowing that "the moon" is going to look like a nudist colony in Florida.
I'm excited to see their nonsense explanation for that. #NudeOnTheMoon
I'm excited to see their nonsense explanation for that. #NudeOnTheMoon
March 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The conversation about how severe the environment of the moon can be is truly hilarious when you go in already knowing that "the moon" is going to look like a nudist colony in Florida.
I'm excited to see their nonsense explanation for that. #NudeOnTheMoon
I'm excited to see their nonsense explanation for that. #NudeOnTheMoon
American Grindhouse Part 1
#nudeonthemoon #doriswishman #marietta #williammayer #lesterbrown
#blazestarrgoesnudist Doris Wishman #blazestarr #ralphyoung #geneberk
#americangenrefilmarchive #agfa #somthingweird #bluray
#nudeonthemoon #doriswishman #marietta #williammayer #lesterbrown
#blazestarrgoesnudist Doris Wishman #blazestarr #ralphyoung #geneberk
#americangenrefilmarchive #agfa #somthingweird #bluray
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
American Grindhouse Part 1
#nudeonthemoon #doriswishman #marietta #williammayer #lesterbrown
#blazestarrgoesnudist Doris Wishman #blazestarr #ralphyoung #geneberk
#americangenrefilmarchive #agfa #somthingweird #bluray
#nudeonthemoon #doriswishman #marietta #williammayer #lesterbrown
#blazestarrgoesnudist Doris Wishman #blazestarr #ralphyoung #geneberk
#americangenrefilmarchive #agfa #somthingweird #bluray