#OFUK
(13 hours later)
...yeah, that song lied... Sunday Mornings are NEVER easy...

ofuk

sunday afternoon's here
October 11, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I prefer smiting.
Keep smiting.
They don't respond to anything but smiting.

ofuk
sutocorrect strikes again

SMILING*

*😏
💥🕯️✌🏽💕
October 11, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Ofuk
October 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM
...yeah.
Conservatives and other right wing arseholes will have been safely contained; preferably on a small island where they won't want to get out and no one wants to...

ofuk, that's mainland britain, isn't it?
October 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
OFUK
Not more sodding Labour.
Plaid needs to raise the bar.
New YouGov Welsh Voting Intention:

PLC: 27% (-3)
RFM: 19% (-7)
LAB: 18% (+10)
CON: 16% (+4)
GRN: 8% (-5)
LDM: 5% (-1)
September 16, 2026 at 5:07 PM
At first I thought this was a skateboard and thought "ofuk now I gotta learn to kick flip real fast"
September 15, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Not just the Electoral Commission, but also Ofcom, Ofwat, etc. are all failing. What we need is a regulatory body for all UK regulatory bodies. We could call it OFUK.
September 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
ofuk. he's gonna nuke canada.
August 28, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Fuck. I’m always a little nervous when I hop into Bluesky and I see this. I’m instantly like, “ofuk, which thing did I say and why did it take off? What now?!?!”
August 28, 2026 at 5:16 PM
ofuk now i wanna be a good dog 😳🥵💕
August 10, 2026 at 2:48 PM
My OFUK arrived today.
March 18, 2026 at 5:24 AM
ofuk forgot to space the # out. ...You uh, might be getting alt texted soon
October 22, 2024 at 4:57 AM
I didn't get the hard drive upgrade! I didn't get it! Ofuk!
November 23, 2024 at 5:18 AM
53 mins and things are hotting up.
Quick hint: at all points keep an eye of Robert Vaughn as the senator - ofuk, the people in the lift are TOAST
July 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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Well, THAT was a lapse of judgement on Chomsky's part... and devalued everything he ever said*.

*new information may come to light to render this statement invalid.
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
ofuk

it's only Wednesday
August 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Ofuk.
It's May.
I never could get the hang of May.
May 1, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Friday

Felt like Saturday
April 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Ofuk
May 27, 2026 at 7:43 AM
And anyone still think Trump will stay out ofUK politics? I mean any more than he already has
January 3, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Pokud pracuješ v centru Prahy, není dne, abys na ten bordel s koloběžkami nenarazila. Zmizí koloběžky, turistická mafie vymyslí další ofuk.
October 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
SAD & SHOCKING! Head of Famous Anti-Semitism Organization JOINS TRUMP IN FASCISM!!!
YouTube video by Jesse Dollemore
youtube.com
April 26, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Catching up on Jack Draper's win (yes the season turns so brace for my delight in tennis: a game I cannot play but imagine that, like Lady Catherine de Bourgh, if I had ever learnt I should have been a great proficient). He's so good at disguising forehand direction.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFUK...
Jack Draper vs Tommy Paul Highlights | Madrid 2025
YouTube video by Tennis TV
www.youtube.com
May 1, 2025 at 7:07 AM