#average
Your average Seattle sidewalk.
November 8, 2026 at 3:15 AM
the average person is in no way average
the most consistent way I've PERSONALLY found to identify AI-writing is in its external structure--it has a particular beat/flow/shape that is VERY consistent

(just forget about em dashes, like be fR)

AND GUESS WHAT

THERE IS MATH

my colleague just sent me this research about "slopshape"
November 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
average senior civil servant weekday
November 8, 2026 at 1:56 PM
With So Much New Blood in the Senate, the Average Age Is Falling. To 63. www.nytimes.com/2026/11/07/u...
With So Much New Blood in the Senate, the Average Age Is Falling. To 63.
Incoming senators are nearly 15 years younger than departing ones, on average. But the chamber’s overall age isn’t shifting much.
www.nytimes.com
November 7, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Today average bi couple
November 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Average Braden Mann college punt
Braden Mann - 86 YARD PUNT!
November 8, 2026 at 7:38 PM
My average Saturday
November 7, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Average Syracuse QB
closest I’ve actually come to breaking a stitch so far was playing Rimworld and checking this guy’s health tab
November 8, 2026 at 3:47 AM
The average person does not engage in factionalism to the degree the average columnist does.
November 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
average normal dungeon vs. average Master Quest dungeon
November 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Valve - "Average framerate data is now available for games on Steam Deck" steamcommunity.com/games/593110...
November 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
average weekend without ur parents
November 5, 2026 at 4:14 AM
"The average terror suspect arrested in the UK is now a white woman in her fifties"

Extremely cool 👍
November 9, 2026 at 9:12 AM
The average IQ across the United States
November 8, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Average White Brand
November 8, 2026 at 4:59 PM
3 inches is average, right guys?
November 7, 2026 at 8:37 PM
average person discovers logo kids
November 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Not your average Christmas stocking
November 5, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Yum.
November 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Average Israeli as well
November 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
“.. the average EPS day Tech move for Tech earnings so far”:

(via Jefferies)
November 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Average British poll:

"Do you think the government should ban-"

"Yes."
I think you underestimate how much the British public like banning things.
November 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I did not and also this is continuing proof that I have the statistical average middle-aged white man face
Hey, @scalzi.com by any chance did you happen to leave Midway airport on a flight to Logan on Sunday the 8th? 'Cause if not, your total doppelganger was on the flight with us!
November 9, 2026 at 10:28 PM
“The average person on a team like Magic—the average individual contributor on a team like Magic—makes about $140,000 per year,” he says at 19:00. That doesn’t match what we are hearing from our coworkers.
November 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM