some poor government IT guy had to put the credentials in fucking okta
October 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
some poor government IT guy had to put the credentials in fucking okta
pussy so good she set up OKTA two-factor authentication to access
August 26, 2024 at 4:46 PM
pussy so good she set up OKTA two-factor authentication to access
a beautiful woman like me should never have to lay eyes on "okta"
April 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
a beautiful woman like me should never have to lay eyes on "okta"
ok check this out: doc okta. is this anything
April 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
ok check this out: doc okta. is this anything
Okta verify o maior inimigo da publicidade brasileira
September 6, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Okta verify o maior inimigo da publicidade brasileira
2026 feminism is about rejecting the emotional & mental labor inflicted upon you by Okta Verify
June 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
2026 feminism is about rejecting the emotional & mental labor inflicted upon you by Okta Verify
About to give him the single sign on to her Okta authentication
July 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
About to give him the single sign on to her Okta authentication
how it feels to verify your okta sign-in on your smart watch
February 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
how it feels to verify your okta sign-in on your smart watch
Handling Cookies is a Minefield:
Inconsistencies in the HTTP cookie specification and its implementations have caused a situation where countless websites (including Facebook, Netflix, Okta, WhatsApp, Apple, etc.) are one small mistake away from locking their users out.
grayduck.mn/2024/11/21/h...
Inconsistencies in the HTTP cookie specification and its implementations have caused a situation where countless websites (including Facebook, Netflix, Okta, WhatsApp, Apple, etc.) are one small mistake away from locking their users out.
grayduck.mn/2024/11/21/h...
November 21, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Handling Cookies is a Minefield:
Inconsistencies in the HTTP cookie specification and its implementations have caused a situation where countless websites (including Facebook, Netflix, Okta, WhatsApp, Apple, etc.) are one small mistake away from locking their users out.
grayduck.mn/2024/11/21/h...
Inconsistencies in the HTTP cookie specification and its implementations have caused a situation where countless websites (including Facebook, Netflix, Okta, WhatsApp, Apple, etc.) are one small mistake away from locking their users out.
grayduck.mn/2024/11/21/h...
ai vendor is talking shit about my employer's leadership at the okta conference 😭😭
September 23, 2026 at 2:29 AM
ai vendor is talking shit about my employer's leadership at the okta conference 😭😭
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
infinite jihad against okta verify
April 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
infinite jihad against okta verify
who up pressing they number on okta verify
April 17, 2026 at 7:44 PM
who up pressing they number on okta verify
bc of the lack of okta sso integration on bsky
September 27, 2026 at 1:45 AM
bc of the lack of okta sso integration on bsky
Hugs to those at Okta who lost teammates or jobs today.
techcrunch.com/2025/02/04/o...
techcrunch.com/2025/02/04/o...
Exclusive: Okta lays off 180 employees - nearly one year after last workforce reduction
U.S. access and identity management giant Okta laid off 180 employees on Tuesday, the company confirmed to TechCrunch – just over one year after it let go
techcrunch.com
February 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Hugs to those at Okta who lost teammates or jobs today.
techcrunch.com/2025/02/04/o...
techcrunch.com/2025/02/04/o...
born to shitpost, forced to verify to okta
born to shitpost, forced to work on jira tickets
April 21, 2026 at 3:44 PM
born to shitpost, forced to verify to okta
Okta? More like sucks cockta, am I right?
July 13, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Okta? More like sucks cockta, am I right?
i like how when you search okta on bluesky it's basically just me
April 7, 2026 at 2:32 AM
i like how when you search okta on bluesky it's basically just me
Wait I know someone who's an Okta hero 🤔
September 27, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Wait I know someone who's an Okta hero 🤔
that twitter okta thing is proven misinfo now
July 26, 2024 at 2:14 AM
that twitter okta thing is proven misinfo now
Okta Authenticator: "Click here if you would like to stay logged in."
Me: "Clicks"
Okta: "HAHA FUCK YOU JUST KIDDING I'M GONNA MAKE YOU AUTHENTICATE 20 TIMES TODAY INCLUDING MIDSESSION DON'T PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN ANYWHERE"
Me: "Clicks"
Okta: "HAHA FUCK YOU JUST KIDDING I'M GONNA MAKE YOU AUTHENTICATE 20 TIMES TODAY INCLUDING MIDSESSION DON'T PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN ANYWHERE"
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Okta Authenticator: "Click here if you would like to stay logged in."
Me: "Clicks"
Okta: "HAHA FUCK YOU JUST KIDDING I'M GONNA MAKE YOU AUTHENTICATE 20 TIMES TODAY INCLUDING MIDSESSION DON'T PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN ANYWHERE"
Me: "Clicks"
Okta: "HAHA FUCK YOU JUST KIDDING I'M GONNA MAKE YOU AUTHENTICATE 20 TIMES TODAY INCLUDING MIDSESSION DON'T PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN ANYWHERE"
I GET TO REMOVE DUMB COWORKER'S OKTA ADMIN RIGHTS AGAIN WE WONNNNNNNNN ‼️‼️‼️‼️
April 10, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I GET TO REMOVE DUMB COWORKER'S OKTA ADMIN RIGHTS AGAIN WE WONNNNNNNNN ‼️‼️‼️‼️