Would you cave and try this?
February 26, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Would you cave and try this?
y'all are quick 💀
April 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
y'all are quick 💀
@omgskr.bsky.social
Trying to get out of plans like:
Trying to get out of plans like:
June 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
@omgskr.bsky.social
Trying to get out of plans like:
Trying to get out of plans like:
The Daily Quote today is a tweet from "OMGSKR" #TheDailyQuote #HumorousTweets #OMGSKR #GLP1s #GirlScoutCookies #ThinMints
April 1, 2026 at 4:12 PM
The Daily Quote today is a tweet from "OMGSKR" #TheDailyQuote #HumorousTweets #OMGSKR #GLP1s #GirlScoutCookies #ThinMints
I have taken this from Sophie Strand's recent FB post.
Indeed.
Indeed.
December 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I have taken this from Sophie Strand's recent FB post.
Indeed.
Indeed.
Some of you are in the parallelogram of confusion or the dodecahedron of casual acquaintance. You don’t even want to know who’s in the trapezoid…
#neurodivergent #nd #introverts
#neurodivergent #nd #introverts
December 21, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Some of you are in the parallelogram of confusion or the dodecahedron of casual acquaintance. You don’t even want to know who’s in the trapezoid…
#neurodivergent #nd #introverts
#neurodivergent #nd #introverts
Pretty good tweets of yore:
@omgskr
I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough
@RunOldMan
Follow your heart, but take your #phone with you in case you need to Uber back.
@rodlacroix
Me: Hey, am I too wrinkly?
Child: You're old, it's expected.
Me: I MEANT MY SHIRT.
@omgskr
I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough
@RunOldMan
Follow your heart, but take your #phone with you in case you need to Uber back.
@rodlacroix
Me: Hey, am I too wrinkly?
Child: You're old, it's expected.
Me: I MEANT MY SHIRT.
June 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Pretty good tweets of yore:
@omgskr
I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough
@RunOldMan
Follow your heart, but take your #phone with you in case you need to Uber back.
@rodlacroix
Me: Hey, am I too wrinkly?
Child: You're old, it's expected.
Me: I MEANT MY SHIRT.
@omgskr
I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough
@RunOldMan
Follow your heart, but take your #phone with you in case you need to Uber back.
@rodlacroix
Me: Hey, am I too wrinkly?
Child: You're old, it's expected.
Me: I MEANT MY SHIRT.
3 pretty good tweets of yore:
@omgskr
I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough
@RunOldMan
Follow your heart, but take your phone with you in case you need to Uber back.
@simoncholland
HAPPY JUNE 28th!!!!
-My neighbors with the fireworks
@omgskr
I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough
@RunOldMan
Follow your heart, but take your phone with you in case you need to Uber back.
@simoncholland
HAPPY JUNE 28th!!!!
-My neighbors with the fireworks
June 28, 2024 at 3:59 PM
3 pretty good tweets of yore:
@omgskr
I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough
@RunOldMan
Follow your heart, but take your phone with you in case you need to Uber back.
@simoncholland
HAPPY JUNE 28th!!!!
-My neighbors with the fireworks
@omgskr
I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough
@RunOldMan
Follow your heart, but take your phone with you in case you need to Uber back.
@simoncholland
HAPPY JUNE 28th!!!!
-My neighbors with the fireworks
