sarumans: > bucketbunny: > >> omnicat: >> >>> badgraph1csghost: >>> >>>> badgraph1csghost: >>>> >>>>> whisky-gerblin: >>>>> >>>>>> asortoflight: >>>>>> >>>>>>> themodernsouthernpolytheist: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> xakumi: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> hydro-punk: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> rox-and-prose: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> yay855: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> sisterofiris: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> “Slutantions” has me crying laughing >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> “I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> love, >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> blue” >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> the subject line was “OW” >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW” >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?” >>>>>> >>>>>> Reblogging for the last addition >>>>> >>>>> Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time. >>>>> >>>>> Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board. >>>> >>>> Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then. >>>> >>>> IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT. >>>> >>>> It’s even worse than i remember it > >>> >>> I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again. >> >> Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory” > > i was very sick over new years and one day i woke up to find i had emailed my manager in the middle of the night: > > she said it was the most beautiful sick email she’s ever gotten

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