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kerrinconnolly.com
what is a home-ophone?
February 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
backwardsriver.bsky.social
Sax-
ophone
Sale!
Chicago 1926
February 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
henrybones.bsky.social
Gram(sci)ophone
May 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
thehardmenpath.bsky.social
Su invento se llamaba Orbo. Después de muchos bandazos, Steorn tuvo su tiro de gracia con el Ocube y el Ophone. Un móvil no se apagaría nunca y un mazacote con forma de mono que era un cargador eterno.
December 22, 2024 at 1:04 PM
garius.bsky.social
There's a timeline out there where I'm typing this on an oPhone.

Just isn't this one.
February 8, 2024 at 5:00 PM
thehardmenpath.bsky.social
El Ophone nunca llegó a existir. Del Ocube llegaron a aceptar pedidos (1200€) y consta que se envió al menos uno a un tío que intentó analizarlo sin tener ni idea de electricidad. Borró sus artículos, pero quedan copias: dispatchesfromthefuture.com/2016/02/firs...

Funcionó 24 horas.
December 22, 2024 at 1:07 PM
aubrocialism.bsky.social
visiting my parents in dumbass stupid ass terrible ass texas and cant use bluesky on my ophone so i'm pulling out my laptop to bitch about football like some kind of fcukin jabroni
September 26, 2026 at 8:10 PM
fannd.bsky.social
Taking a well-earned rest from it all these next couple of days 💅🏻 My family gifted me a gluсophone, and I'm deep in meditation while playing it — it’s so fun and relaxing! Did you celebrate the New Year in some special way? 🎄
January 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
kiraculous.net
mine would be "fuck this ophone Kira"
January 11, 2024 at 7:11 AM
jeffyorkes.bsky.social
Same, but about Sax. As in -ophone. 🎷
April 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
homenobodyhere.bsky.social
obliterate that man's sex-ophone
September 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
leifmillelnuie.bsky.social
Snacks... ophone
mitildide.bsky.social Mitildide 🧌 @mitildide.bsky.social · Sep 17
And final of the 20 questions about men, women, and relationships: 12: Finish the sentence, "If men are saxophones, women are...".
September 17, 2024 at 10:09 AM
sopranos69420.bsky.social
if you ate a sousaphone youd be a snax ophone
September 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
nickseaver.website
the @drewdaniel.bsky.social -ophone
July 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
drewhamm5.bsky.social
The WNBA Hamm-ophone news of the week is: I hope Olivia Miles plays well for the Lynx!
April 19, 2026 at 5:44 PM
mattyboombaddie.bsky.social
more like mi-grain-ophone because howwwwww
June 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
amblypygi.bsky.social
im going through my ophone and found this really good message
from serena from 22
February 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
antirrhesis.bsky.social
I thought they preferred the Nile-ophone.

I know.

Wrap it up.
August 21, 2026 at 1:38 AM
ninomiyarannnn.bsky.social
好吧 临时起意换手机
还是给家里人换上了OPhone
November 8, 2024 at 3:52 PM
birchiarch.bsky.social
enough of l’homme ophone
Pre-aurora sunset, with clouds, behind a canal, and boats, with a lone tree-trunk; holy punctuation. I only participated in presenting it here, to you, in a format which cannot yet express how it spoke, nor with what power: “Pull over,” said the Spirit. “This is Us now, and never again.” Later, I’ll try to paint that face (with the coral canal water and treeline vanishing into the gold open mouth), and it will be a dim ripple of an echo of communion, of wonder that was for our eyes, only, just there, right then, on the dot we’re all made of
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
mysteriousz.bsky.social
Oh yeah we also watched the 90s Hulk Cartoon in VC and yeah someone on the animation/writing team was having a hard-on for She-Hulk like either she has that stupid Sex-ophone music with her or she just wants someone on her.

She literally fucked The Thing off-screen
October 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
benjoux.bsky.social
It sucks ophone...
May 26, 2026 at 7:24 AM
jlukeroberts.bsky.social
sex-ophone?
February 5, 2024 at 2:40 PM
notowenmeany.bsky.social
🎵Sax🎵ophone🎵song!
March 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
patter.bsky.social
The oPhone, coming soon to a store near you
April 21, 2026 at 12:56 PM