#OVERHEARD
Overheard: The Tesla Chainsaw Massacre.
March 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Overheard: I'm surprised the nickname “Pedofuhrer" hasn't caught on yet.
July 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Overheard: Apparently Zelenskyy had some cards, and he didn’t need a suit.
June 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
overheard: i think that creep is listening to us
May 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Overheard at the comic con =3
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
overheard convo in the park
September 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Overheard conversation 🤭 #radioapple
October 27, 2024 at 3:21 AM
overheard in the discord
July 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
NEW COMIC: Kick

(A real conversation I overheard)
March 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Overheard at Epstein’s house:
Trump: "I've done more for you than your parents, okay? Your parents are okay. I'm not gonna knock to your parents, but I have been better to you than your parents."
July 27, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Overheard between two elementary schoolers:

"I've got Aura."

"You can't even spell aura."

"O! R! A! And I've got it."
September 29, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Québécois zoomer overheard: [incomprehensible French] eat my ass
September 27, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Overheard this morning:

"I'm finally getting an EV."

"A Tesla?"

"Oh hell no. Never."

👍
August 14, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Overheard from a group of four guys on the subway: “Yo, why are you doomscrolling? You’re with the bros”
July 16, 2026 at 7:27 PM
After Venezuela, some say no one's discussing Epstein any more.

BUT, it was overheard last night these two are all over it:
January 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Overheard at work: "feeds two birds with one scone."

I like that one better.
January 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
overheard in Minneapolis dance club: “yeah we put Bovino down like a dog”
February 1, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Ran amok in Kent, may be overheard in Mayfair, who knows...

awooooo
September 29, 2026 at 5:17 AM
This is Cupcake. She overheard you describe something as having more rolls than a bakery. Thinks you better be talking about culinary school. 12/10
July 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Overheard CNN at the gym.

Dana Bash just described Ginny Thomas as a “conservative activist.”

Holy fucking shit.
How can anyone watch that garbage anymore?
February 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Overheard: “William Henry Harrison had a better first 100 days, and he spent 70 of them dead.”
April 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Overheard:

"I think that creepy guy is listening to our conversation."
January 20, 2026 at 2:49 PM