#Obsolete
WILL COCAINE MAKE COLLEGE OBSOLETE?
WTF, NYer. "If we agree that college primarily serves a credentialling process that stamps select young people as worthy of work..." We do not. So much for the bastion of erudite journalism. This is sensationalism, damaging our most vital institution: education.
www.newyorker.com/news/fault-l...
May 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I'm calling it. Books are clearly not obsolete.
December 21, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Will Asbestos Make Make Cotton Candy Obsolete?
WTF, NYer. "If we agree that college primarily serves a credentialling process that stamps select young people as worthy of work..." We do not. So much for the bastion of erudite journalism. This is sensationalism, damaging our most vital institution: education.
www.newyorker.com/news/fault-l...
May 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes
January 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
obsolete
August 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
“would you like a job to make yourself obsolete?”
June 2, 2024 at 7:56 PM
I studied law and that training is just fucking OBSOLETE in Trump’s America
February 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
found a new stupid obsolete and dead-end tech product that i desperately need
September 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Apple is delisting Wheels of Aurelia from the App Store, because it's... "obsolete". Our statement:
July 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
morda, the obsolete pilot of an obsolete mech named vermittlung
July 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
visual artists are obsolete. writers are obsolete. musicians are obsolete. programmers are obsolete. ceos are (notices gun pointed at my head) so beautiful
April 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart.
February 24, 2026 at 5:02 AM
It's sad, the specific way this post just became obsolete.
Cis authors: "And then I decided at the last minute to change the gender of one of the romantic leads so they're both women! I got a three book deal!"

Trans authors: "I depicted realistic sex between two trans women and now I can only sell my book on a gaming website & my family won't talk to me."
July 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
"Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize." --Tom Lehrer
September 16, 2026 at 3:53 PM
things that will be obsolete in 10 years: water. food
May 18, 2024 at 4:16 PM
If the Democratic Party doesn't change and meet the moment it deserves to fail and become obsolete.
March 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
AdBusters has officially been rendered obsolete
some type of shit you’d make 2 years ago making fun of rightwingers
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I'm 3-D printing a new universe.

In 11 billion years you will finally be obsolete.
November 18, 2024 at 6:10 PM
wow it can color inside the lines

kids are now obsolete
December 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Donald is the first king to make jesters obsolete—because he is his own fool.
April 29, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I was assured aircraft carriers were obsolete?
“🇨🇳 China plans to field a force of nine aircraft carriers by 2035, according to a Defense Department report on Beijing’s military power released on Tuesday.

The U.S. report says that the PLAN will embark on the largest carrier build-up effort in the Indo-Pacific since World War II.”
China Wants Nine Aircraft Carriers by 2035, Says New Pentagon Report - USNI News
China plans to field a force of nine aircraft carriers by 2035, according to a Defense Department report on Beijing’s military power released on Tuesday. The U.S. report says that the People’s Liberat...
news.usni.org
December 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Screwdrivers are going to make hammers obsolete. Silly right? That's what most tech discussions turn into.
November 12, 2024 at 4:10 PM