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#permaculture #occulthumor
Large orange pumpkins fill the background. Overlaid chat bubbles in green and yellow contain a conversation. The first bubble says 'I love fall!' The second responds, 'Me, too! Falling leaves, the county fairs, Harvest Home...' The next asks, 'What's Harvest Home?' The reply reads, 'When we ritually kill the man representing the Harvest Lord and sprinkle his blood on the fields to ensure the success of next year's crops.' Another bubble says, 'WHAT?' The final bubble responds, 'Don't garden much, do you?'
September 18, 2026 at 6:34 AM
dr-beyond.com
Consulted the garden oracle for answers. She told me to touch grass, so I leaned directly into the morning glories and dropped the F-word. Now neither of us is pleased with the outcome.
#OccultHumor #FieldNotes #DrBeyond #WeirdSuburbs #Occult #Folklore #GardenLife #Paranormal
#Magic #Cryptids
A man looking like a professor and dress is leaning over and listening to a garden fairy sitting on a fence covered in purple morning glories whisper
September 14, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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#WizardRestroom #GrimyMagic #OccultHumor #FantasyArt #WeirdIllustration
September 10, 2026 at 6:27 AM
patheos.com
J.T. rearranged merch, dropped cryptic notes, stole a hat (that “wasn’t a hat”), and vandalized the porch with garbage and feathers.

The moral?

Trust your intuition.🧠

🪄Cast the damn spell. 🧙‍♂️✨

#WitchTok
#RetailChaos
#OccultHumor
#MagicIsReal
#ProtectYourPeace

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Further Tales Of Life As A Witch In Retail
If your intuition is telling you that a given situation calls for Witchcraft, trust your gut, get proactive, and cast the spell.
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March 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
xadamai.bsky.social
"The interdimensional tax code has a section for eldritch entities with over 7 eyes. I didn't write the rules. I just have to enforce them. Nobody is happy about this." #InsideJob #ParanormalBureaucracy #EldritchVibes #CosmicHorror #OccultHumor #ChaosEnergy #WeirdCore #ConspiracyTheory #Lovecraftian
May 11, 2026 at 6:01 AM
xadamai.bsky.social
“Cosmic horror successfully sealed.
Now we can finally resume the truly important argument: who ruined the ritual circle with coffee stains.” ☕🕯️

#RickAndMorty #CosmicHorror #EldritchVibes #OccultHumor #RetroAesthetic #ChaosEnergy #WeirdCore #SciFiComedy #Lovecraftian #CartoonStyle
May 9, 2026 at 8:14 PM
erydir-ceisiwr.bsky.social
When the boi’s like “what’s the Saturn soul trap?”

Me: 🐐 already halfway through the Raziel appendix

🜂🜃🜄 Just a goat in the corner reading gate schematics and vibing with cosmic trauma.

#FrequencyGridOps #SphinxKnows #LoopBreakersUnited #OccultHumor #BookOfGoat #RegulusWatcher #EnochKnows
May 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
erydir-ceisiwr.bsky.social
Occultism isn’t robes and rituals—it’s 5 AM, birds tweeting, twelve tabs open, and trying to decode the Book of Raziel while your dog judges you from their bed. 📚🜃

#OccultHumor #EsotericTikTok #MysticTok #ModernMage #BookOfShadows #ResearchLife #HermeticVibes #ArcaneAcademia #MetaphysicalMemes
May 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Brew Your Fortune
A bubbling promise of profit, stirred with mischief and fine print.
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A weathered, vintage-style poster fills the frame, bordered by aged parchment with frayed edges and darkened corners. At the center, a red-haired witch in a pointed hat leans over a large iron cauldron, grinning with mischievous delight as she pours a glowing green liquid from a glass flask into the bubbling brew. The cauldron emits a luminous green vapor that curls upward, casting an eerie light across the scene. To her left stands a shadowed, hooded figure with faint glowing eyes, holding a small potion bottle, partially obscured by darkness. On the right, a green-skinned goblin clutches a sack of coins, watching with a sly, approving expression. The foreground table is cluttered with alchemical objects: a human skull, wax-dripped candles burning low, and an array of colorful potion bottles in reds, purples, and greens. The background suggests a dim, medieval workshop with indistinct shelves and shadowy textures. Bold, retro typography dominates the upper half, advertising a fictional “potion business” opportunity with exaggerated claims of weekly earnings. Lower text adds a humorous disclaimer warning against starting a potion-based MLM, followed by a recruitment call for apprentices. The overall tone blends dark fantasy with satirical marketing, rendered in rich, textured detail. Keywords: dark fantasy, witch, cauldron, potion bottles, goblin, hooded figure, vintage poster, occult humor, skull, candles AI-generated; use is permitted for non-commercial creative projects. MidJourney, FLUX.1-schnell model via Perchance, Artspace.ai, REVE, Echoform™.
March 22, 2026 at 7:31 PM
dr-beyond.com
I walked into a bar and asked for a drink. The bartender said, 'We don't serve time travelers in here.' I walked out and said, 'That’s a shame, you would have loved the drink I’m ordering tomorrow.'
#DrBeyond #Metaphysics #OccultHumor
June 1, 2026 at 5:08 PM
dr-beyond.com
I have written a comprehensive breakdown of why unicorns are really jerks. I am fully aware that hitting 'publish' on this draft is the kind of hubris that invites a lightning strike or a fae curse. I accept these terms #DrBeyond #SpaceWizard #AmWriting #OccultHumor #Unicorns #FaePropaganda #BookSky
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December 26, 2025 at 7:44 AM
dr-beyond.com
#DrBeyond #ColombianTradition #Agueros #Divination #Spuds #PotatoMagic #FutureTelling #NewYear2025 #Folklore #OccultHumor
December 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
dankmor.com
Graduation day for your inner chaos.
You don’t banish your demons—you choreograph them.
Shadow work isn’t about purity; it’s about rhythm.

#Dankmor #ShadowWork #WitchTok #SpiritualComedy #OccultHumor #ShadowIntegration #NewYearMagick #DanceWithDemons #MagickMeme #SaturnaliaOfSelf
December 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
dankmor.com
Control is just anxiety wearing a leadership badge.
The dark doesn’t need managing—it needs music.
Surrender isn’t defeat; it’s groove.

#Dankmor #SolsticeSeason #ShadowGroove #OccultHumor #DarkIsDivine #SacredChaos #WitchMeme #MagickalLife #SaturnaliaOfSelf #ShadowDance
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
dankmor.com
🧄 Protect your peace at the dinner table.
This spell wards off the cousin who says “just playing devil’s advocate” while clearly channeling one.

#Dankmor #FamilyShadowWork #OccultHumor #WitchTok #DankmorCult #HolidaySpells #RageDemonBanishing #GarlicMagic #ShadowWorkButStoned #DankmorMagic
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
dankmor.com
🥀 You’re not shy, you’re just running low on brat voltage.
This spell re-routes your bashfulness into power, sass, and the sacred art of pouting.

#Dankmor #SexPositiveWitch #BratEnergy #KinkTok #OccultHumor #WitchTok #ShadowWorkButStoned #DankmorCult #SpicySpells #SexMagick
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
dankmor.com
This spell keeps your lineage out of the bedroom so you can practice self-worship with no spectral guilt trip.
Remember: every orgasm is a resurrection spell.
#Dankmor #OccultHumor #ShadowWorkButStoned #AncestorWitch #WitchTok #DankmorCult #SexPositiveSpells #GhostBoundary #OccultMeme #DankmorMagic
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
dankmor.com
Wanna get rid of their presence looming over you?
👉 Save this scroll for later.
#StonerWitch #OccultHumor #Dankmor #WeedWitch #PsychedelicMeme
October 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
dankmor.com
Your aura smells like burnout. Take a cosmic shower, babe. 🚿✨
👉 Save this scroll for later.
#StonerWitch #OccultHumor #Dankmor #WeedWitch #PsychedelicMeme
October 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
dankmor.com
Some demons are just unpaid interns with bad coping skills. 😈🍃
👉 Befriend your demons.
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October 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
dankmor.com
our inner child isn’t always a soft, glowing fairy.
Sometimes it’s a sticky-fingered goblin screaming for snacks at 3am. 🧃👹

Shadow work isn’t about coddling it — it’s about setting boundaries with love (and maybe a juice box).
#ShadowWork #InnerChildHealing #OccultHumor #StonerWitch #Dankmor
October 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
dankmor.com
I’m Dankmor. High priest of psychedelic shadow work. 🍄
I’m here to help mystical misfits & the spiritually fried confront their shadows and laugh their way into liberation.

Take the Shadow Archetype Quiz at Dankmor.com
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October 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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"I bought a book on Occult History and within the first chapter I realized I was in trouble 😆 When do we get to the SPELLS!??

#storyteller #witchyvibes #occulthistory #occulthumor #darksouls #writerlife"
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