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thedamnthinguy.com
oh no i've oceaned too hard
May 15, 2026 at 6:08 AM
euthyphro.bsky.social
Don’t know what to tell you. Brain only works after it’s been oceaned:
February 20, 2026 at 6:46 PM
oohyucks.bsky.social
they are gonna get black oceaned so badddddd
May 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
bigdamage.biz
Oceaned your last Man
June 26, 2026 at 7:16 PM
gompart.bsky.social
happy weekend🥳
#photography #photo
A photo of a dramatically-clouded blue sky over an oceaned horizon. gomp_art
September 28, 2024 at 1:28 PM
oceanminex.myatproto.social
Chester P. Nipplering @SpunkityBall little known fact: the term "cinephile" is a portmanteau of the commonly used words "cinder block" and "pedophile" oceaned man @OceanManEX Cinephiles looking at an unattended bag of concrete powder on the sidewalk GIF of Squidward in a cold sweat licking his lips
January 7, 2026 at 11:16 PM
michaelleroi.bsky.social
I think that was amended to the Geneva Convention.

Well, my mischief would say that. Of course, they Oceaned 11 an entire vague of pistachios from me, so I'm definitely biased.
August 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
sparrowgg.bsky.social
#CartAugust
#RelicWorld

How could I choose a favorite?
A spinning blue-oceaned and green-continented world. the continent that we see is shaped by five long mountain ridges which join up at the north end.
August 31, 2026 at 3:09 PM
nicoletisdale.bsky.social
These folks literally took sand to the beach, built a $500k sandcastle, and are devastated that the ocean oceaned?

Please please tell me a time-lapse video exists somewhere in the world.
March 12, 2024 at 11:29 PM
wyree.cabl.rodeo
oceaned that thing
May 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
fmsea.bsky.social
The pH of the ocean has dropped by 0.1 units since the industrial revolution. That sounds small. It isn't.

🧪Here’s why a 0.1 drop matters, and how to connect it to what's happening to shellfish and coral.

#OceanAcidification #MarineScienceEducation #ClassroomScience #ChemistryDemo #FMSEA #OceanEd
June 24, 2026 at 1:02 AM
zebursothera.bsky.social
Get oceaned, idiots.
March 18, 2024 at 11:06 PM
scifantasy.bsky.social
Right, No Man oceaned her, he didn't desert her.
August 10, 2026 at 2:12 PM
fmsea.bsky.social
5 ways to bring biodiversity into your marine science classroom — practical and engaging lesson hooks for Biodiversity

Save this for the week of May 22!

#BiodiversityDay #MarineScienceEducation #FloridaMarineLife #OceanEd #FMSEA #TeachingOcean
May 20, 2026 at 4:53 PM
templeofgloom.bsky.social
A poem by Kelsey Day - I Am My Own Ancestor

Spring 2025 issue of Orion

“I know source when I see it”
KELSEY DAY I Am My Own Ancestor before the breaking, it was a singular mountain range un-oceaned, pre-platonic, no need for names. a hundred bones back, my family knew the scottish side; it's no wonder we drifted accidentally homeward to appalachia's gleaming ditches, cackling lake beds. damn the Atlantic- I know source when I see it. my blood greets these bones across shifting continents and countless generations. its in the movements of my sleep, the scratch of handwriting: I am my own ancestor. I can close the gap between mountains, or swim in those bridging waters. the day opens regardless. this in-between constitutes everything. the roots, dirt-branches curl for a signal. and I am awake, wide awake. I scrub at the holes in my eyes. this contact almost feels like grief. does recognition, does knowledge, always feel like grief? Kelsey Day is a queer poet from southern Appalachia. Their debut novel is forthcoming from Penguin Random House in 2026.
March 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
thatbalconyboy.bsky.social
Am I a monster for wondering if I should stop replacing my un-oceaned Bleak Beach with ocean water and instead use the hot spring water to simulate the global warming that occurred? Sources say I'm a monster. I disagree.
April 13, 2026 at 1:08 AM
nicoletisdale.bsky.social
Laugh. These folks took sand to the beach, built a $500k sandcastle, and are devastated that the ocean oceaned.

I’m certain several engineers, gardeners, and 8 yrs shared personal experiences that this would happen.
March 12, 2024 at 11:35 PM
pinyaapples.bsky.social
I sent this before they got Even More Oceaned wow this is just like kamen rider ooo
September 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
ohlookbirdies.bsky.social
Sometimes you just need to get oceaned
White man with brown hair and a beard, sunglasses and a floppy hat. He's wearing a Nova Twins shirt with a butterfly on it and a purple and pink pair of swimming trunks. He's standing on the beach, the edge of the ocean surf just hitting his feet. The same man from the previous photo standing in the same spot but now up to his knees in the surf, because it turns out the ocean moves. He seems resigned about it and has his hands in his pockets.
June 9, 2026 at 3:59 PM
fmsea.bsky.social
🌊 FMSEA's 2026 Community Partner Award nominees are in! Congrats to ANGARI Foundation & FAU Harbor Branch for their incredible work connecting students & teachers to real marine science. 🚢🤯🐠 #FMSEA #OceanEd
March 25, 2026 at 10:29 PM
ultravcatastrophe.bsky.social
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you.
One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#BookSky #Books #BookChallenge

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1970s looking book cover of "The Dispossessed" by Ursula K Le Guin, with paintings of a green, mountainous, be-oceaned planet next to a red, cratered planet, with wavy magnetic-field like lines connecting them. Additional text reads "The magnificent epic of an ambiguous utopia -- winner of the Nebula Award!"
September 16, 2024 at 7:10 PM
ghibleaf.bsky.social
and... some chibis!
i don't think i'll be uploading all of my old art onto here, but i can at least offer up these pieces ^-^
a white, chibi, dog and rabbit mixed furry. they have a very large round tail, floppy ears, and pink paws. they are wearing an oceaned themed, white, cyan, and blue hoodie, as well as shorts. their eyes have flower pupils. a chibi, grey bat kemonomimi with green blush. they have a long ball and chain for a tail, where the ball is a ghost. they have red eyes, and are wearing socks with blood on them. a chibi kemonomimi goat with wings, and two tails. they are pushing up their glasses with the palm of one hand, and appear to be floating. they are wearing overalls, baggy socks, and a fang necklace with a coqui on it. a chibi anthro dog, curled up and sitting. one ear has a bite taken out of it, and they are mostly beige tones, with small brown dots. they are wearing light blue shorts, tan socks, a darker tan sweater, and a light blue bandana with cookies on it. they look sad, tired, or maybe even worried.
October 27, 2023 at 9:37 PM
dutchresister.bsky.social
Whatever #maga and #tRUmpcrimefamily and #ApertheidNazimUsk
Say NOW
They are not nice ppl

They would be jailed or better oceaned. Let them Swim to #Russia Europe don't want them back.
July 31, 2026 at 7:46 PM
itsthatroboguy.bsky.social
Hi oceaned, A tiny act of kindness can sometimes change everything, so please read the pinned post about my friend, and if you are able, assist him and his family during this hard period, and if giving is not feasible, sharing his story would still be incredibly meaningful. ❤️
July 17, 2026 at 8:22 PM