Weddings should have a prosecutor instead of an officiant and he should be able to cross examine both parties. I also have other ideas
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Weddings should have a prosecutor instead of an officiant and he should be able to cross examine both parties. I also have other ideas
verbally saying “thumbs up” to the officiant instead of “i do”
March 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
verbally saying “thumbs up” to the officiant instead of “i do”
If you get married at Madison Square Garden Walt Frazier is the officiant no matter what you want
June 24, 2026 at 8:43 PM
If you get married at Madison Square Garden Walt Frazier is the officiant no matter what you want
and our officiant was none other than my good friend and fellow D&D creator Davvy Chappy. He was the perfect pick.
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
and our officiant was none other than my good friend and fellow D&D creator Davvy Chappy. He was the perfect pick.
lesbian marriage officiant
September 26, 2026 at 8:11 AM
lesbian marriage officiant
My mayor is Muslim,
My officiant is Jewish,
My Christian Dior,
Knicks in four.
My officiant is Jewish,
My Christian Dior,
Knicks in four.
July 4, 2026 at 12:08 AM
My mayor is Muslim,
My officiant is Jewish,
My Christian Dior,
Knicks in four.
My officiant is Jewish,
My Christian Dior,
Knicks in four.
Adam Sandler served as the officiant at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding.
July 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Adam Sandler served as the officiant at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding.
who would be your celebrity officiant
July 4, 2026 at 3:25 AM
who would be your celebrity officiant
The officiant at my wedding was Don Knotts' cousin.
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The officiant at my wedding was Don Knotts' cousin.
when i get married i'm going to make the officiant ask my partner if they're mad at me as part of the ceremony
March 4, 2024 at 6:59 AM
when i get married i'm going to make the officiant ask my partner if they're mad at me as part of the ceremony
“can you be both the groom and the officiant?” goku can do anything
July 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
“can you be both the groom and the officiant?” goku can do anything
Being a wedding officiant is so exhausting like i constantly have to remind the couple that this is MY day
February 25, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Being a wedding officiant is so exhausting like i constantly have to remind the couple that this is MY day
Taylor and Travis’ wedding vows were supposedly 20 minutes each and as a wedding officiant that’s done hundreds and hundreds of weddings I don’t think you’re realizing how fucking long that is in wedding ceremony time.
July 6, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Taylor and Travis’ wedding vows were supposedly 20 minutes each and as a wedding officiant that’s done hundreds and hundreds of weddings I don’t think you’re realizing how fucking long that is in wedding ceremony time.
DAVID BYRNE’S WEDDING OFFICIANT: No that’s definitely her
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
DAVID BYRNE’S WEDDING OFFICIANT: No that’s definitely her
Did I mention this wasn’t a photoshoot?
The photographer at a wedding just snapped a few of me on the throne.
Also I was the officiant
The photographer at a wedding just snapped a few of me on the throne.
Also I was the officiant
June 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Did I mention this wasn’t a photoshoot?
The photographer at a wedding just snapped a few of me on the throne.
Also I was the officiant
The photographer at a wedding just snapped a few of me on the throne.
Also I was the officiant
Verbally saying “it’s whatever” to the officiant instead of “I do”
verbally saying “ur darn tootin” to the officiant instead of “i do”
verbally saying “thumbs up” to the officiant instead of “i do”
March 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Verbally saying “it’s whatever” to the officiant instead of “I do”
Vulcan officiant. Nice!
May 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Vulcan officiant. Nice!
hes the officiant :)
February 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM
hes the officiant :)
Officiant: Dew yuo Esther tag Flash tew be yuo husbant?
Esther: YAZZZZ!
Officiant: Dew yuo Flash tag Esther tew be yuo wyfe?
Esther: YAZZZZ!
Officiant: Dew yuo Flash tag Esther tew be yuo wyfe?
August 17, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Officiant: Dew yuo Esther tag Flash tew be yuo husbant?
Esther: YAZZZZ!
Officiant: Dew yuo Flash tag Esther tew be yuo wyfe?
Esther: YAZZZZ!
Officiant: Dew yuo Flash tag Esther tew be yuo wyfe?
wedding photographer Henry can’t stop taking photos of the officiant
August 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
wedding photographer Henry can’t stop taking photos of the officiant
Ngl I would find it hard to concentrate on my husband to be with that man smiling at me
February 14, 2026 at 10:15 PM