#OldLadyProblems
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#OldLadyProblems #GetOffMyLawn #IMissDialUp
October 12, 2026 at 7:59 PM
My dear sis gave me these super dark glasses for my birthday. Turns out I have another torn retina (the other eye from last time) and I’m off to get it frizzled with the painful laser this evening. Cause it’s an emergency 🤷‍♀️ #oldladyproblems
July 30, 2026 at 6:18 PM
November 22, 2024 at 11:55 PM
I'm "oh my god, why are these sneakers so fucking heavy" years old. My kingdom for some lightweight trainers with good heel cushioning that make my hyper-mobile joints happy that aren't hideous. Why is this so hard?! #OldLadyProblems
September 11, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Phew... Super low weights. Testing out my knee/hip very carefully... #oldladyproblems
November 22, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Still have to mop the deck but a) don't wanna and b) bit concerned about my back #oldladyproblems
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 AM
MFW I was supposed get nice new specs but ended up at hospital getting laser surgery for a partially detached retina 🥴 #mondays #oldladyproblems #framdammit
May 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The breakfast of champions: post-yoga edition. #ouch #oldladyproblems
February 4, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Turned my heat on this morning....won't be pumping it up, just taking chill out of house and making sure it works.
Not looking forward to higher bills. But I hate being cold.
#OldLadyProblems
October 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It’s been a rough morning coughing. I woke myself up several times. I almost wet myself coughing, I was running as fast as I could. #oldladyproblems
xoxo
August 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I’ve been dealing with back spasms, and it’s no fun. I think I am getting close to being able to walk the dog again, but I ordered a no-pull harness just in case. I also signed up for some beginner’s Pilates classes, because I need to strengthen my core and my pelvic floor muscles. #oldladyproblems
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I swear, the worst part of being sick at my age, besides being utterly and completely exhausted, is peeing your pants every time you cough or sneeze. Good thing I have incontinence pads for that. #OldLadyProblems
February 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Phew... Super low weights. Testing out my knee/hip very carefully... #oldladyproblems
November 23, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Still have to mop the deck but a) don't wanna and b) bit concerned about my back #oldladyproblems
November 22, 2024 at 9:14 AM
I love doing Russian twists and watching my eye floaters swim back and forth #OldLadyProblems
December 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Also, I'm a good 15-25 years older than most of the kids I'd see playing the game. #OldLadyProblems
November 19, 2024 at 4:20 AM
First waking thought: going to see Chris Wood tonight! Then, which glasses should I wear so I can see the stage? #oldladyproblems
November 24, 2024 at 8:15 AM
For the record- I did try to audibly fart on the bus yesterday 4 one of u that suggested it, but I just ended up almost peeing mai damn pants. #OldLadyProblems 😆🫡😘
March 13, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I’m old enough to remember when Costco brand TP was the same quality (softness) as Charmin Soft. #oldladyproblems
November 29, 2024 at 7:27 AM
This #Birds hashtag in my second post is just a thing I do now, I guess.

#OldLadyProblems
January 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My bff sprained her bicep folding clothes yesterday. There goes her professional arm wrestling career 🤪 #oldladyproblems
November 16, 2024 at 8:58 PM
February 2, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Or the ones on my chin... #oldladyproblems
May 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
All this rain is making my knees hurt. Lol #oldladyproblems
November 25, 2024 at 6:21 PM
I lost my glasses. Wearing my old ones today. Realizing I see better with the old prescription.

Are my eyes…getting better?
#oldladyproblems
December 4, 2024 at 6:51 PM