Ronan Bleating
@ronanbleating.bsky.social
Stepford Bogan. Personal views. She/her
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HALT, Bluesky Citizen!
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July 18, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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I'm gonna build a vape shop and a bookies on Dobby's grave x
August 11, 2026 at 9:37 AM
I'm gonna build a vape shop and a bookies on Dobby's grave x
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So real. Titties too nice to not be topless at my own funeral.
August 11, 2026 at 7:22 PM
So real. Titties too nice to not be topless at my own funeral.
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Might use the 30 seconds cover of darkness tomorrow to get the hosepipe out !
Roll Safe: Goodnight Okkurr
ALT: Roll Safe: Goodnight Okkurr
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August 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Might use the 30 seconds cover of darkness tomorrow to get the hosepipe out !
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This turned up in my Facebook Memories from 7 years ago:
August 11, 2026 at 12:08 PM
This turned up in my Facebook Memories from 7 years ago:
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Went to the market and had a pleasant time, even though it was bloody hot.
But best of all, walking back along the river, we spotted some turtles! About a dozen all told!
But best of all, walking back along the river, we spotted some turtles! About a dozen all told!
August 11, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Went to the market and had a pleasant time, even though it was bloody hot.
But best of all, walking back along the river, we spotted some turtles! About a dozen all told!
But best of all, walking back along the river, we spotted some turtles! About a dozen all told!
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I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon.
And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on
And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on
August 10, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon.
And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on
And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on
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Taught my kids to play Monopoly on Friday. Saturday, they wanted to go to the sites and take photos and spell out MONOPOLY with their bodies in the photos, but all the Os look like lowercase Ns. MNNNPNLY if you will
August 9, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Taught my kids to play Monopoly on Friday. Saturday, they wanted to go to the sites and take photos and spell out MONOPOLY with their bodies in the photos, but all the Os look like lowercase Ns. MNNNPNLY if you will
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Be funny if there was a radiographer called Imogen anyway have a good evening mind yourself
June 24, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Be funny if there was a radiographer called Imogen anyway have a good evening mind yourself
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if i could start over i don't think i'd learn to read
July 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
if i could start over i don't think i'd learn to read
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when AI companies go bankrupt
June 24, 2026 at 4:03 PM
when AI companies go bankrupt
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Over-hydrated, if you ask me.
June 23, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Over-hydrated, if you ask me.
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One day you start doing laundry, and then you never stop doing laundry, and then you die.
June 22, 2026 at 12:48 PM
One day you start doing laundry, and then you never stop doing laundry, and then you die.
Babes … come over
June 22, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Babes … come over
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June 22, 2026 at 7:03 AM
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Should we all resign tomorrow?
June 21, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Should we all resign tomorrow?
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"Its swimsuit season", I whisper, eating another swimsuit
June 21, 2026 at 1:54 PM
"Its swimsuit season", I whisper, eating another swimsuit
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Nights start drawing in tomorrow, got any plans for Christmas?
June 21, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Nights start drawing in tomorrow, got any plans for Christmas?
What if we kissed by the Reflecting Pool 👉👈
June 20, 2026 at 6:13 PM
What if we kissed by the Reflecting Pool 👉👈
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just put my arm through a mincer and i feel fine, they're lying to us about this stuff bc shops don't want us making our own sausages
May 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
just put my arm through a mincer and i feel fine, they're lying to us about this stuff bc shops don't want us making our own sausages
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Please no, I’m not ready to die yet
June 18, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Please no, I’m not ready to die yet
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jana: [shouting over music] i don’t even know half these people
June 18, 2026 at 1:18 PM
jana: [shouting over music] i don’t even know half these people
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I have compiled a simpler version. As a qualified ethnographic sociologist (yes, really!) I can assure you this is equally methodologically valid
June 18, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I have compiled a simpler version. As a qualified ethnographic sociologist (yes, really!) I can assure you this is equally methodologically valid