#OldTweets
Damn straight!
(And with apologies to toddlers, of course.)

#OldTweets #FlashbackFriday #2018

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November 6, 2026 at 5:49 AM
He's lecherous.
#OldTweets #2019 #ThrowbackThursday
November 5, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Maybe ol' Coca Cola Cankles finally got around to listening to Corey Lewandowski 's audio book?🤔😏😂 (ExpandPlease)

#Trump #DonaldTrump
#TheHamberderKing #OldTweets #CoreyLewandowski #AirborneCircleKKK✈️🍔

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Heard we were talking about Corey Lewendowski today...
Donald Trump's Air Force One is basically an airborne Food Court / Circle KKK. #TheHamberderKing
October 22, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Putin's #Russia, destroying America from within, wrangling his prized puppet into attacking democracy while morphing the U.S. into an autocratic kakistocracy built for billionaires, broligarchs, racists & pedophile protectors.

Reluctant kudos to Vlad for playing the long game.
#ThrowbackThursday
September 23, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Silly, old, demented Donald, don't you remember what happened the last time you pulled this tariff tripe on #Canada & #Canadians?😆😂

#OldTweets #2018 #TrevorNoah #TrumpTariffs #CanadaStrong🇨🇦💪
#CanadaSky cc @dailykos.com @thedailyshow.com @chrystia-freeland.bsky.social PM @mark-carney.bsky.social
August 25, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Some days what gets me through this most stupidest of timelines is just knowing that *way back in 2011* I wrote that #DonaldTrump should #STFU.

#ShutTheFuckUpDonnie
Seriously. STFU.
August 25, 2026 at 4:34 AM
The last decade has shown it's not just the party, Velveeta Voldemort is haphazardly aiming to take *the whole COUNTRY* down....
#Compromised #Trump #Kompromat #Putin'sBitch
#ThrowbackThursday #OldTweets
June 25, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Mr. Judge with the "Heads up".
#OldTweets #2017
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My husband & I saw #Idiocracy when it was originally released back in the oughts. We loved the hilarious flick so much we bought the DVD.
But ever since Trump came down that escalator the movie *immediately* hit different.

500 years in the future?
Howzabout now.🫣😬🤡😑
#WelcomeToMarALagoILoveYou
May 28, 2026 at 12:13 AM
May 8, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Kompromat. Vlad owns Trump.
#ThrowbackThursday #OldTweets
April 2, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Reliving my first SXSW via oldtweets: <a href="http://kellan.io/oldtweets?q=userid:alexknowshtml&page=15" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://kellan.io/oldtweets?q=userid:alexknowshtml&page=15 (next page to keep going)
November 6, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Oddly, my knees are fine after yesterday. But my hips hurt. #OldTweets
January 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The oldtweets thing is brute force scanning tweets starting with low IDs, so if you don't see anything for yourself, come back later.
November 18, 2024 at 4:38 AM
This was my first tweet. Jan 22, 2007: https://twitter.com/willsmith/status/3731783/ I found it using oldtweets: http://kellan.io/oldtweets?q=userid%3Awillsmith&page=1
November 18, 2024 at 4:37 AM
The oldtweets thing is brute force scanning tweets starting with low IDs, so if you don't see anything for yourself, come back later.
November 17, 2024 at 5:11 AM
This was my first tweet. Jan 22, 2007: https://twitter.com/willsmith/status/3731783/ I found it using oldtweets: http://kellan.io/oldtweets?q=userid%3Awillsmith&page=1
November 17, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Tweet from 7/13/2020 (quarantine)

I'm in a funny thing with
@mattkawczynski.bsky.social
written by Bryan Lynch. Give yourself 8 minutes to be tickled.
Mega cameos
@michaelianblack.bsky.social, Kevin Smith, @heffernanrules.bsky.social, @bqquinns.bsky.social
Joey Fatone

#oldtweets #comedy
CALLS
YouTube video by Brian Lynch
www.youtube.com
May 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Jul 29, 2021
Has no one else noticed their aunt answer dumb questions on #Facebook? Pretty sure FB has become a Boomer activity center where they make comments about their favorite burgers and sign their names. I'm calling it Activitybook from now on.

#oldtweets
April 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
you've had my heart
spellbound on this
odyessy of love

#oldtweets
November 23, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Crawford said he had fallen in love with a girl in Primary 2. I asked what she looked like. He said “blonde hair, blue eyes and grey socks” 😂

#OldTweets
November 21, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Just deleted X but copied a few favourite tweets before leaving…

Proud of Jareds reading ability - shame he decided to demonstrate this by reading a condom machine at the service station 😳

#OldTweets
November 18, 2024 at 2:33 PM
While it's difficult, the best parts of the past can be brought into the present. We need to bring less of the worst from the past, as we have been doing. The future of Humankind and of all life on Earth depends on it. March 24, 2022. #oldtweets
November 18, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Those who learn to hate, hate to learn. August 5, 2021. #oldtweets
November 18, 2024 at 8:56 PM
"Let’s hope that in this vast realm of human perspectives we don’t forget the truism that what we do have in common is far greater than the differences we like to call attention to, deify, or demonize." July 8, 2020. #oldtweets
November 18, 2024 at 8:55 PM