#Omelas
omelas mayor: there's only one way to stop roko's basilisk.. you've trained for this, omelas baby

omelas baby: heh.. that machine thinks eternal torment means anything to me?
August 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
writing a big "W" on the chalkboard in front of the world OMELAS to invent Womelas, the Omelas for women. everyone in the boardroom cheers
November 26, 2024 at 4:15 PM
And that's the News From Omelas.
Dying kid does more for city than any useless politician in history
December 18, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Omelas home prices
Omelas median rent
Omelas 2br
Omelas 1br
Omelas studio
Omelas sublet
Omelas how much does it cost to be the person who lives in the hole
Omelas can you sublet the oubliette
February 5, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Walking away from Omelas like
March 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
we have invented omelas from the story don't invent omelas
October 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
January 19, 2026 at 8:01 PM
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
September 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Omelas kid: "It's a living!"
I could be the omelas child no problem
April 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Omelas could work if the kid sucks
March 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
October 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Those that back the fuck away from Omelas.
October 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The Omelas Jester
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
theyre making the omelas kids fight like beyblades
April 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
The 5 Worst Jobs in Omelas (You Won’t Believe #1)
May 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
They should add a second child and see if omelas gets more awesome
July 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The ones who annex Omelas for the rare earths
January 20, 2026 at 8:00 PM
"If I leave Omelas that kid is still going to be tortured - in fact, if everyone who cares about the kid left Omelas the only people left would be kid-torturers! So in a sense, staying in Omelas is my version of walking away form Omelas.

I'm staying in Omelas to stick it to the kid torturers."
I mean it’s gonna be really hard to top this one
January 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Omelas but the quality of life stinks too
I was going to start making a list of all the shitheads who call themselves liberals or moderates who are blaming trans rights but it seems like it's basically all of them—?
November 9, 2024 at 10:35 PM
I built a utopian city, and as long as this tortured child stays in this basement, the people of Omelas get to live here!
mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be
March 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
That's why I left Omelas to begin with
When you internalize the idea that the suffering of an out-group is inevitable, you are relieved of the responsibility of actually trying to relieve it; your moral obligation is satisfied merely by "bearing witness."
September 20, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Omelas, AZ
May 20, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Can we make these 900 people our Omelas child please
Sounds fucking, great. Oh, you think it’s a bad thing… Fortune magazine.
March 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
The Ones Who Sprint Towards Omelas
March 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
so we're just making omelas the system of government huh
Dying kid does more for city than any useless politician in history
December 19, 2024 at 8:05 AM