#OnMyWitchyPerformanceReview
August 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
#OnMyWitchyPerformanceReview needs to learn how to spell
August 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Got docked because of a grumpy familiar.

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August 3, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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There's broom for improvement
August 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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Give up the bicycle and don't pretend that you're training for next year's Tour de France.
August 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
To acknowledge receipt, they'd tell me to sign where hex marks the spot

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August 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I haven't seen the final draft, but I don't think I did so well #OnMyWitchyPerformanceReview
August 3, 2026 at 11:27 PM
There was a little blood #OnMyWitchyPerformanceReview, but I think the manager was just running out of ink.
August 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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More wife less witch
August 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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We said a cat but not that type of cat.
August 3, 2026 at 11:49 PM
August 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
They pointed out all the holes in my resume from my several gigs as an impaler

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August 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I need to make more of an effort to get along with others and be a team player. #OnMyWitchyPerformanceReview
August 4, 2026 at 12:21 AM
It felt a little like a medical exam when they ordered labwork

And also when they tore me a new asshole

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August 3, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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August 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM