Hey superbowl director, fyi I don’t wanna see Rupert Murdoch onscreen unless he’s literally dying, hopefully in a humiliating, karmically appropriate way
February 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hey superbowl director, fyi I don’t wanna see Rupert Murdoch onscreen unless he’s literally dying, hopefully in a humiliating, karmically appropriate way
// ageplay
previously offscreen leopard seal gf now onscreen!
previously offscreen leopard seal gf now onscreen!
September 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
// ageplay
previously offscreen leopard seal gf now onscreen!
previously offscreen leopard seal gf now onscreen!
The first time Charlie Chaplin spoke onscreen, he implored the people of the world to resist the rising tide of fascism.
Nearly 90 years later, it remains a timely message.
Nearly 90 years later, it remains a timely message.
January 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
The first time Charlie Chaplin spoke onscreen, he implored the people of the world to resist the rising tide of fascism.
Nearly 90 years later, it remains a timely message.
Nearly 90 years later, it remains a timely message.
Happy birthday to our Eve Teschmacher, Sara Sampaio, a complete joy onscreen and off.
July 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Happy birthday to our Eve Teschmacher, Sara Sampaio, a complete joy onscreen and off.
Check out the Bluesky logo onscreen on the flagship news program on a huge Brazilian TV network! This is big!
Quero ver as marcas falarem agora que não vale a pena investir no Bluesky e sim no Threads 👀
September 5, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Check out the Bluesky logo onscreen on the flagship news program on a huge Brazilian TV network! This is big!
(whispering to date while daniel craig is onscreen) that’s Knives Out
December 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
(whispering to date while daniel craig is onscreen) that’s Knives Out
cw for bug abuse (not onscreen) and also eito abuse
October 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
cw for bug abuse (not onscreen) and also eito abuse
"Whenever Dietrich is onscreen, everyone should be talking about how hot Dietrich is"
September 23, 2026 at 2:09 AM
"Whenever Dietrich is onscreen, everyone should be talking about how hot Dietrich is"
whenever billy zane isn't onscreen in twin peaks, all the other characters should be saying "where's billy zane?"
March 23, 2026 at 3:09 AM
whenever billy zane isn't onscreen in twin peaks, all the other characters should be saying "where's billy zane?"
I started counting all the publicly accused abusers onscreen and I ran out of fingers in five minutes
December 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I started counting all the publicly accused abusers onscreen and I ran out of fingers in five minutes
threads looks like an app that’s onscreen for two seconds while olivia benson scrolls through it to investigate a kidnapping ring
July 6, 2023 at 3:07 AM
threads looks like an app that’s onscreen for two seconds while olivia benson scrolls through it to investigate a kidnapping ring
It’s even worse when it’s onscreen oh my god oh my GOD OH MY GOD DARCY NNNOOOOOO
September 15, 2026 at 3:23 AM
It’s even worse when it’s onscreen oh my god oh my GOD OH MY GOD DARCY NNNOOOOOO
Fox Sports remembers.
October 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Fox Sports remembers.
Shoutout to Dwayne T. Robinson, whose incompetence is superseded only by that of the FBI. Onscreen representation for idiots who are wrong about everything.
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Shoutout to Dwayne T. Robinson, whose incompetence is superseded only by that of the FBI. Onscreen representation for idiots who are wrong about everything.
i think of this every time i see Brady onscreen
Losing your woman to a karate man… is something you did
Yo kids spending crimus in the karate man house is yo fault
Gone and cry
Yo kids spending crimus in the karate man house is yo fault
Gone and cry
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
i think of this every time i see Brady onscreen
it’s like they were born to do this
April 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
it’s like they were born to do this
Godzilla: *appears onscreen*
Me: baby
Me: baby
December 11, 2023 at 1:58 AM
Godzilla: *appears onscreen*
Me: baby
Me: baby
i miss the smooth, confident onscreen graphics and scorebugs of apple tv
March 26, 2026 at 12:30 AM
i miss the smooth, confident onscreen graphics and scorebugs of apple tv
whenever sex is not onscreen, all the characters should be asking "wanna have sex?"
June 29, 2026 at 4:18 AM
whenever sex is not onscreen, all the characters should be asking "wanna have sex?"
I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
Captain we are being hailed
Onscreen
Captain it appears to be a married individual holding open his a-
Thank you Mr. Data
Onscreen
Captain it appears to be a married individual holding open his a-
Thank you Mr. Data
May 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Captain we are being hailed
Onscreen
Captain it appears to be a married individual holding open his a-
Thank you Mr. Data
Onscreen
Captain it appears to be a married individual holding open his a-
Thank you Mr. Data
Mortal Kombat II kinda ruled. Love seeing my guy Baraka onscreen.
July 26, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Mortal Kombat II kinda ruled. Love seeing my guy Baraka onscreen.