Why is OneNZ advert campaign the dumbest thing ever?
February 15, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Why is OneNZ advert campaign the dumbest thing ever?
Ok wtf was that OneNZ?
Dunedin completely dead, cellular & broadband.
Total bloody shambles
Dunedin completely dead, cellular & broadband.
Total bloody shambles
April 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Ok wtf was that OneNZ?
Dunedin completely dead, cellular & broadband.
Total bloody shambles
Dunedin completely dead, cellular & broadband.
Total bloody shambles
If you are in Aotearoa New Zealand, don’t use OneNZ for the same reason
February 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If you are in Aotearoa New Zealand, don’t use OneNZ for the same reason
So, how about this Starlink and its network of satellites controlled by a drugged-up Nazi. Is it ever going to become a political issue in Aotearoa? And a commercial one for the now perhaps aptly named OneNZ?
March 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
So, how about this Starlink and its network of satellites controlled by a drugged-up Nazi. Is it ever going to become a political issue in Aotearoa? And a commercial one for the now perhaps aptly named OneNZ?
Yes, OneNZ currently have naming rights for Ōtautahi's stadium at Te Kaha, but so did AMI and Jade once... and we still called it Lancaster Park.
April 4, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Yes, OneNZ currently have naming rights for Ōtautahi's stadium at Te Kaha, but so did AMI and Jade once... and we still called it Lancaster Park.
If folks want to communicate their feelings about Acacia O’Connor being cancelled by OneNZ, their CE is easily reachable on Twitter #nzpol #kikorangi 🇳🇿
October 7, 2025 at 6:35 AM
If folks want to communicate their feelings about Acacia O’Connor being cancelled by OneNZ, their CE is easily reachable on Twitter #nzpol #kikorangi 🇳🇿
I couldn’t get on BlueSky for hours (turns out it’s a OneNZ outage, Spark mobile is fine) so this is just to let you know that it is sewing o’clock, and has been for a while. 🪡🕰️
March 23, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I couldn’t get on BlueSky for hours (turns out it’s a OneNZ outage, Spark mobile is fine) so this is just to let you know that it is sewing o’clock, and has been for a while. 🪡🕰️
To not even to be able to call 111, where's the redundancy in the system if the entire south connected to OneNZ (Vodafone) falls apart like that.
Fucking gobsmacked at the incompetence of it
Fucking gobsmacked at the incompetence of it
April 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
To not even to be able to call 111, where's the redundancy in the system if the entire south connected to OneNZ (Vodafone) falls apart like that.
Fucking gobsmacked at the incompetence of it
Fucking gobsmacked at the incompetence of it
I used ChatGPT to create an 'AI speak' response for me to the obvious AI 'sorry your customer support experience wasn't as expected' dismissive gobbledygook from OneNZ...
In Joe Lycett fashion lets see how long I can string their system along.
In Joe Lycett fashion lets see how long I can string their system along.
October 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I used ChatGPT to create an 'AI speak' response for me to the obvious AI 'sorry your customer support experience wasn't as expected' dismissive gobbledygook from OneNZ...
In Joe Lycett fashion lets see how long I can string their system along.
In Joe Lycett fashion lets see how long I can string their system along.
Looking at how to detach from OneNZ given their Starlink service.
March 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Looking at how to detach from OneNZ given their Starlink service.
UGH, so now I’m a SpaceX customer and really really do not want to be. Anyone tried complaining to OneNZ about this? Can I opt out?
February 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
UGH, so now I’m a SpaceX customer and really really do not want to be. Anyone tried complaining to OneNZ about this? Can I opt out?
My money is on OneNZ has a call centre operating out of a Scam centre Scammer Payback Pierogi monitors
October 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My money is on OneNZ has a call centre operating out of a Scam centre Scammer Payback Pierogi monitors
Got a minute? Why not send a message to OneNZ expressing your concern at their association with Elon Musk and Starlink. The email address is online are@one.nz
Here is mine. #nzpol
Here is mine. #nzpol
February 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Got a minute? Why not send a message to OneNZ expressing your concern at their association with Elon Musk and Starlink. The email address is online are@one.nz
Here is mine. #nzpol
Here is mine. #nzpol
It looks like there is no way in Aotearoa to avoid Elon Musk and/or Starlink as a mobile user. Spark, Onenz and 2degrees are all using Starlink and Skinny is powered by the Spark network. #nzpol
February 26, 2025 at 8:33 AM
It looks like there is no way in Aotearoa to avoid Elon Musk and/or Starlink as a mobile user. Spark, Onenz and 2degrees are all using Starlink and Skinny is powered by the Spark network. #nzpol
OneNZ (formerly Vodafone NZ) dropped Acacia O'Connor from their ad campaign after a protest outside Winston Peters' home was hijacked by a lone individual damaging his property.
That hasnt stopped OneNZ from using a lookalike actor,shot from her back,as...
(1)
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
That hasnt stopped OneNZ from using a lookalike actor,shot from her back,as...
(1)
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Actor who shared Winston Peters' address online says she regrets doing so
Acacia O'Connor claims the NZ First leader is now using the incident as a "diversion tactic".
www.rnz.co.nz
December 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
OneNZ (formerly Vodafone NZ) dropped Acacia O'Connor from their ad campaign after a protest outside Winston Peters' home was hijacked by a lone individual damaging his property.
That hasnt stopped OneNZ from using a lookalike actor,shot from her back,as...
(1)
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
That hasnt stopped OneNZ from using a lookalike actor,shot from her back,as...
(1)
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
In a hilarious update, when I was in the OneNZ shop registering my objections, I also filled in a form to win tickets to Electric Avenue WHICH I THEN WON.
February 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
In a hilarious update, when I was in the OneNZ shop registering my objections, I also filled in a form to win tickets to Electric Avenue WHICH I THEN WON.
I agree. I'm so frustrated with the OneNZ ones too. Could have been done so much better.
April 25, 2026 at 6:56 AM
I agree. I'm so frustrated with the OneNZ ones too. Could have been done so much better.
OneNZ refusing to talk to me about our broadband account because I'm not authorised on it (I set it up when we first came to NZ in 2003 and all the emails go to my Gmail, not my husband's email address), but somehow he is Lord of the Account. Grrr.
May 25, 2026 at 1:21 AM
OneNZ refusing to talk to me about our broadband account because I'm not authorised on it (I set it up when we first came to NZ in 2003 and all the emails go to my Gmail, not my husband's email address), but somehow he is Lord of the Account. Grrr.
I sometimes wonder if the customer support from onenz is purposely bad. So you never leave, it took me 28 minutes to get disconnection information
May 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I sometimes wonder if the customer support from onenz is purposely bad. So you never leave, it took me 28 minutes to get disconnection information
Our farmer-run country makes our internet route all the way to Sydney and back to access the parliament website... 🤦
And embarrassing, they're using Radware as a WAF 🤢
And embarrassing, they're using Radware as a WAF 🤢
January 7, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Our farmer-run country makes our internet route all the way to Sydney and back to access the parliament website... 🤦
And embarrassing, they're using Radware as a WAF 🤢
And embarrassing, they're using Radware as a WAF 🤢
Hey advertisers, do you reckon consumers ever switch brands because your ads are so dodgy and bad? BECAUSE I HAVE #OneNZ #RacistAF #MinceAndCheese Also OneNZ I hate your name, you sound like Hobson's bloody Pledge
October 16, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Hey advertisers, do you reckon consumers ever switch brands because your ads are so dodgy and bad? BECAUSE I HAVE #OneNZ #RacistAF #MinceAndCheese Also OneNZ I hate your name, you sound like Hobson's bloody Pledge