Nominative determinism is running riot in Colorado. A full-blown "crank" named Crank is replaced by a person trained in "killin'" named Killin! #OnlyInAmerica
November 9, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Nominative determinism is running riot in Colorado. A full-blown "crank" named Crank is replaced by a person trained in "killin'" named Killin! #OnlyInAmerica
Only certified paedophiles in Washington state will be allowed to perform genital inspections of girls wishing to play ‘sports’
Just when you thought electoral insanity had ended🙄
#OnlyInAmerica 🇺🇸
Just when you thought electoral insanity had ended🙄
#OnlyInAmerica 🇺🇸
I don’t want to downplay how disgusting or dangerous this is, but the thing about these proposals is that they’ve only been theoretical up until this point and I really wonder how much of a clusterfuck this is going to be in practice.
All girls in Washington will undergo genital inspection or DNA testing to participate in sports
November 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Only certified paedophiles in Washington state will be allowed to perform genital inspections of girls wishing to play ‘sports’
Just when you thought electoral insanity had ended🙄
#OnlyInAmerica 🇺🇸
Just when you thought electoral insanity had ended🙄
#OnlyInAmerica 🇺🇸
Cry Baby by Vince Staples on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 10 Songs
music.apple.com
November 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Bill Essayli, imposter U.S. Attorney
YouTube video by Lawyer Oyer
youtube.com
October 31, 2026 at 6:54 AM
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Nobel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
October 27, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Apparently in #BIZARRO #MAGAWorld , kids are being TRANSGENDERED in SCHOOLS! In the #REALWorld , this has NEVER HAPPENED! But 721 KIDS have been #KILLED & 1,964 KIDS have been #WOUNDED in 2,260 #SCHOOLSHOOTINGS ! #ONLYinAMERICA !
October 29, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Apparently in #BIZARRO #MAGAWorld , kids are being TRANSGENDERED in SCHOOLS! In the #REALWorld , this has NEVER HAPPENED! But 721 KIDS have been #KILLED & 1,964 KIDS have been #WOUNDED in 2,260 #SCHOOLSHOOTINGS ! #ONLYinAMERICA !
#ONLYinAMERICA ! THIS SHIT ALMOST NEVER HAPPENS IN A #CIVILIZEDCountry ! ONLY IN A #WARZONE ! #STOPtheSLAUGHTER #BanGUNSnotBOOKS
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Mass shooting outside FAMU stadium wounds 11, including 6 children (USA Today)
Gunfire tore through a homecoming crowd outside Florida A&M University’s football stadium Oct. 24 at night, wounding 12 people, half of them children, in one...
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October 25, 2026 at 4:00 PM
#ONLYinAMERICA ! THIS SHIT ALMOST NEVER HAPPENS IN A #CIVILIZEDCountry ! ONLY IN A #WARZONE ! #STOPtheSLAUGHTER #BanGUNSnotBOOKS
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Want to be trumps press secretary? You need blonde hair, a black box, 1 functioning brain cell, caked in make up & the jobs yours #pressSecretary #trump #NoBrainsNeeded #katiezacharia #Liar #Lasted14Minutes #OnlyInamerica #TheWorldIsLaughing
October 16, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Want to be trumps press secretary? You need blonde hair, a black box, 1 functioning brain cell, caked in make up & the jobs yours #pressSecretary #trump #NoBrainsNeeded #katiezacharia #Liar #Lasted14Minutes #OnlyInamerica #TheWorldIsLaughing
#ONLYinAMERICA ! Thanks to our #INSANE #GUNLaws ! #YOUVotedforThis #STOPtheSLAUGHTER #BanGUNSNotBOOKS #SAVEYourself #VoteBLUE
shooter kills 4 at Oregon elementary school before being shot by a witness
shooter kills 4 at Oregon elementary school before being shot by a witness
Teen shooter kills 4 at Oregon elementary school before being shot by a witness
Authorities say a 16-year-old opened fire at an elementary school in Bend, Oregon, killing three children and a teacher.
apnews.com
October 16, 2026 at 7:17 AM
#ONLYinAMERICA ! Thanks to our #INSANE #GUNLaws ! #YOUVotedforThis #STOPtheSLAUGHTER #BanGUNSNotBOOKS #SAVEYourself #VoteBLUE
shooter kills 4 at Oregon elementary school before being shot by a witness
shooter kills 4 at Oregon elementary school before being shot by a witness
Are they actually going to allow these incredibly dangerous things on the road? #onlyinamerica Tesla's new Roadster turns in air with SpaceX thrusters - www.reuters.com/business/aut...
Tesla's new Roadster turns in air with SpaceX thrusters, won't land until 2028
Tesla unveiled a redesigned Roadster powered with rocket-style thrusters on Thursday and said it would start production in 2028, more than a decade after it first showed a next-generation version of ...
www.reuters.com
October 16, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Are they actually going to allow these incredibly dangerous things on the road? #onlyinamerica Tesla's new Roadster turns in air with SpaceX thrusters - www.reuters.com/business/aut...
Enough "thoughts and prayers" 😢
The question is,
"Why do Americans love their gun rights more than their children's right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" ?
#OnlyInAmerica
#ProtectYourChildren
#CommonSenseGunLaws
www.cnn.com/2026/10/15/u...
The question is,
"Why do Americans love their gun rights more than their children's right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" ?
#OnlyInAmerica
#ProtectYourChildren
#CommonSenseGunLaws
www.cnn.com/2026/10/15/u...
4 killed, including 3 children, in shooting at Oregon elementary school, source says. Shooter is also dead | CNN
Three children and one adult were killed in a shooting at an elementary school in Bend, Oregon, on Thursday, according to preliminary information from a law enforcement source.
www.cnn.com
October 15, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Enough "thoughts and prayers" 😢
The question is,
"Why do Americans love their gun rights more than their children's right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" ?
#OnlyInAmerica
#ProtectYourChildren
#CommonSenseGunLaws
www.cnn.com/2026/10/15/u...
The question is,
"Why do Americans love their gun rights more than their children's right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" ?
#OnlyInAmerica
#ProtectYourChildren
#CommonSenseGunLaws
www.cnn.com/2026/10/15/u...
America's gun psychopathy continues: *433* mass shootings so far in 2026: 💔😡💔 #GunsDontMakeUsSafer
The latest, with 1 teen killed and 3 others wounded, in Kalispell, Mont.:
www.kpax.com/news/police-...
The latest, with 1 teen killed and 3 others wounded, in Kalispell, Mont.:
www.kpax.com/news/police-...
Police: 21-year-old arrested after Kalispell shooting leaves 1 dead, 3 injured
One man is dead and multiple people are injured following a shooting early Tuesday morning, according to Kalispell police.
www.kpax.com
October 14, 2026 at 4:52 AM
As it should be. Nowhere in the world can you win the popular vote but still lose. What kind of BS is that. #OnlyInAmerica
October 14, 2026 at 2:39 PM
As it should be. Nowhere in the world can you win the popular vote but still lose. What kind of BS is that. #OnlyInAmerica
"'I'm not proud to be #American' | #LBC callers react to #FortHood #publicexecution" @lbc.co.uk
on YouTube #OnlyinAmerica
youtu.be/2-CsQKm7I7k?...
on YouTube #OnlyinAmerica
youtu.be/2-CsQKm7I7k?...
'I'm not proud to be American' | LBC callers react to Fort Hood public execution
YouTube video by LBC
youtu.be
October 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
"'I'm not proud to be #American' | #LBC callers react to #FortHood #publicexecution" @lbc.co.uk
on YouTube #OnlyinAmerica
youtu.be/2-CsQKm7I7k?...
on YouTube #OnlyinAmerica
youtu.be/2-CsQKm7I7k?...
October 5, 2026 at 2:53 PM
tfw a Friday meeting cancels 🥳
because they had an active shooter situation dropping their kids off at school 😨
(no shits fired, everyone's fine)
#OnlyInAmerica
because they had an active shooter situation dropping their kids off at school 😨
(no shits fired, everyone's fine)
#OnlyInAmerica
October 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
tfw a Friday meeting cancels 🥳
because they had an active shooter situation dropping their kids off at school 😨
(no shits fired, everyone's fine)
#OnlyInAmerica
because they had an active shooter situation dropping their kids off at school 😨
(no shits fired, everyone's fine)
#OnlyInAmerica
Turning breakfast into cannibalism #OnlyInAmerica
September 26, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Turning breakfast into cannibalism #OnlyInAmerica
September 23, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Can Trump pardon himself now?
Whether Donald Trump or any U.S. president can legally pardon himself remains an unsettled constitutional question with no historical precedent
#TrumpPardonsself #OnlyinAmerica
@meidascanada.ca @msnowreports.bsky.social @thebulwark.com
www.youtube.com/shorts/yI4K7...
Whether Donald Trump or any U.S. president can legally pardon himself remains an unsettled constitutional question with no historical precedent
#TrumpPardonsself #OnlyinAmerica
@meidascanada.ca @msnowreports.bsky.social @thebulwark.com
www.youtube.com/shorts/yI4K7...
Can Trump pardon himself now?
YouTube video by CBC News
www.youtube.com
September 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Can Trump pardon himself now?
Whether Donald Trump or any U.S. president can legally pardon himself remains an unsettled constitutional question with no historical precedent
#TrumpPardonsself #OnlyinAmerica
@meidascanada.ca @msnowreports.bsky.social @thebulwark.com
www.youtube.com/shorts/yI4K7...
Whether Donald Trump or any U.S. president can legally pardon himself remains an unsettled constitutional question with no historical precedent
#TrumpPardonsself #OnlyinAmerica
@meidascanada.ca @msnowreports.bsky.social @thebulwark.com
www.youtube.com/shorts/yI4K7...