#OnlyJoking
Oh look, it's that awkward part of collapse where I seem to be rapidly becoming a radical accelerationist.

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#SlowerTheBetter
#MorePainfulThatWay
#HappyThursdayDoomers
#Collapse
October 1, 2026 at 7:50 PM
one time i was in a twitch chat watching a streamer go thru avgn eps and i admittedly was a little high and forgot i wasnt with my friends and i typed and sent "theyre so yaoiful" and my message got insta-deleted and several ppl replied "fuck you" or "Fuck off." and i got so scared, i was onlyjoking
repost if u belive love is love
February 18, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Give it Warnock till the end of the season #boro
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February 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Get more scones in the oven! #OnlyJoking 😁
July 22, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Can't wait for Scotland to stink out the World Cup. #onlyjoking
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
(2) would the government then sponsor an Aleague team there? #OnlyJoking
December 21, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Why didn't you just get a 'Greg Davies' tattoo across your t*ts, I hear you cry? Well, I would have, but the 'Barry Castagnola' one was so greedy character-wise I had no room left for the headliner! xxx #onlyjoking #nothingbutbeautyspotsgoingthere
February 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Blocking you in 5,4,3...... #onlyjoking
December 14, 2025 at 10:47 AM
At today's meeting of the House of Commons liaison committee Keir Starmer announced that he's going to abolish Keir Starmer as his record on abolition of child poverty, cuts to welfare, declining living standards for the poorest and ending genocide in Gaza is completely unacceptable.

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July 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
two tier justice if we can't #onlyjoking
August 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
September 8, 2024 at 10:54 AM
OOOooh! Does she take orders? 😘
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December 20, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Top tip to get more clicks on YouTube- dog assistant on your walks! #Sidekick #OnlyJoking
March 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Here in Yorkshire you get someone’s life story when saying hello 😂
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#friendly
August 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Oh blimey not Bolton! 🤪😜😄 #onlyjoking

We got Whiskey, our first border terrier, from Bolton. And our current Heidi from Wigan. Out of the two the one from Wigan is definitely more challenging!

Kali is a beautiful girl 🤍
November 19, 2024 at 5:07 PM
During Covid lockdown, if you had the family round for Christmas, the police could force their way into your home and make them return to their own homes.
Does anyone know if this service is still available, and if so, do you have to book it?

#onlyjoking #probably #christmasfun
December 10, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Too much of the discourse is "AI is wrong but dont hurt their feelies by calling them names."

Thats how we got this far into this mess in the first place.

#aiequalsdie
#breaktheirhands
#putouttheireyes
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May 28, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Albanese should do a daily presser with a North Face jacket Dan Andrews’ style #OnlyJoking 😄
April 1, 2026 at 1:24 AM
@ourmanontheM62

Ah!

That explains it.

You weren't listening ;-)

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December 2, 2024 at 3:29 AM
@nannybirds Buzzards are vermin you know - they eat all the butterflies! #onlyjoking
December 11, 2024 at 2:18 PM
@nannybirds Buzzards are vermin you know - they eat all the butterflies! #onlyjoking
December 10, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Which is unfair because I do believe Mr Sumner has lost some weight #onlyjoking #loveemreally
December 10, 2024 at 4:59 AM
@familiasunshine Creo que eso era en Portugal #onlyjoking
December 5, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I doubt it will be Kamala.
Biden have looked so fresh lately, he can do the thing.

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July 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Has no one near the Whitehouse, got a bazooka handy? At some point they’ll all be in the same area… I’m just saying. #onlyjoking 😏
January 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM