#Opening
October 31, 2026 at 6:47 PM
"Person who is way too bad at opening envelopes"
October 31, 2026 at 3:04 PM
From my 2025 opening segment for The Simpsons “Treehouse of Horror” episode:
October 31, 2026 at 11:53 PM
NASA insists there's no reason to panic, the opening sentence of every disaster movie.
November 1, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Sunday preview: “Explain daylight saving time to me again. Slowly. While opening a can.”
October 30, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Opening, 11/2/2026
Acrylic painting
November 2, 2026 at 3:11 PM
opening up a bluesky starter pack
October 31, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Morgen opening
MORGEN OPENING ! #trots
November 1, 2026 at 3:18 PM
opening one slot for something naughty / nsfw

dm me ❤️‍🔥
November 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Thank you Hayley Stevens for opening your mouth

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Generic Ballot Polling:

🔵 DEM: 56%
🔴 GOP 41%

Atlas Intel / Nov 1, 2026
November 2, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Curious why a Black church is even opening its doors for Rogers.
November 1, 2026 at 5:22 PM
The Newsroom Opening Scene
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The Newsroom Opening Scene
YouTube video by BlackHorse7PL
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November 1, 2026 at 4:34 PM
This is not a finding of misconduct, Reyes notes, just the opening of an inquiry.
October 30, 2026 at 4:48 PM
A Beatles tune that I, for unknown reasons, gave a Debussy-esque opening. If I Fell - Lennon/McCartney
November 1, 2026 at 12:45 PM
That opening music is hilariously bombastic, especially for such a tiny venue.
October 29, 2026 at 10:07 PM
The only person who could make a wet parking lot feel like the opening scene of a war crimes documentary.
October 30, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Alaska Republican Governor attempts October surprise opening investigation into Peltola campaign.
October 29, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I'm opening 5 sketch slots for 75$ to cover for this month's bills!

dm me if you're interested teehee
November 2, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Watching more or less the entire mainstream media try to rescue Republicans these past 2 weeks has really been eye opening
October 31, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Grand opening grand closing
October 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Opening up some emergency comms slots for 50 lemme know if interested in DM or please spread the word 🫡
November 1, 2026 at 2:55 PM
2027 baseball season

grand opening grand closing
Bryce Harper posted a video from his kitchen and a fan chirped him in the comments. His response is pure doom as an MLB fan (via r/baseball)
November 1, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Curb Your Enthusiasm (for the People Mover opening anytime soon)
October 31, 2026 at 10:58 PM
almost opening
in the spaces between notes
a thousand flowers
November 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
grand opening grand closing for her career
October 31, 2026 at 1:13 AM