"Person who is way too bad at opening envelopes"
October 31, 2026 at 3:04 PM
"Person who is way too bad at opening envelopes"
Someone is excited about Space Hotel opening!
Yes. Yes. Yes. Finally we are having this conversation.
Bari Weiss's resident hack Ross Douthat made a complete fool of himself on 60 Minutes, trying to claim the Saudi lobby has the same grip on Washington as AIPAC. Abdul El-Sayed immediately crushed him: 'AIPAC spent $33 million against me alone! Name another lobby doing that.' It has to make sense!🗳️🌊
November 3, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Someone is excited about Space Hotel opening!
Opening a few slots for November
Opening a few commission slots! More info in the form: forms.gle/mzEbEEcvpFHY...
November 3, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Opening a few slots for November
From my 2025 opening segment for The Simpsons “Treehouse of Horror” episode:
October 31, 2026 at 11:53 PM
From my 2025 opening segment for The Simpsons “Treehouse of Horror” episode:
NASA insists there's no reason to panic, the opening sentence of every disaster movie.
November 1, 2026 at 2:30 PM
NASA insists there's no reason to panic, the opening sentence of every disaster movie.
Opening, 11/2/2026
Acrylic painting
Acrylic painting
November 2, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Opening, 11/2/2026
Acrylic painting
Acrylic painting
opening one slot for something naughty / nsfw
dm me ❤️🔥
dm me ❤️🔥
November 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
opening one slot for something naughty / nsfw
dm me ❤️🔥
dm me ❤️🔥
Sunday preview: “Explain daylight saving time to me again. Slowly. While opening a can.”
October 30, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Sunday preview: “Explain daylight saving time to me again. Slowly. While opening a can.”
opening up a bluesky starter pack
October 31, 2026 at 3:44 AM
opening up a bluesky starter pack
Curious why a Black church is even opening its doors for Rogers.
November 1, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Curious why a Black church is even opening its doors for Rogers.
Generic Ballot Polling:
🔵 DEM: 56%
🔴 GOP 41%
Atlas Intel / Nov 1, 2026
🔵 DEM: 56%
🔴 GOP 41%
Atlas Intel / Nov 1, 2026
November 2, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I'm opening 5 sketch slots for 75$ to cover for this month's bills!
dm me if you're interested teehee
dm me if you're interested teehee
November 2, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I'm opening 5 sketch slots for 75$ to cover for this month's bills!
dm me if you're interested teehee
dm me if you're interested teehee
The Newsroom Opening Scene
youtu.be/SDpZ7w9uNuc?...
youtu.be/SDpZ7w9uNuc?...
The Newsroom Opening Scene
YouTube video by BlackHorse7PL
youtu.be
November 1, 2026 at 4:34 PM
The Newsroom Opening Scene
youtu.be/SDpZ7w9uNuc?...
youtu.be/SDpZ7w9uNuc?...
PM Carney attends opening ceremony of the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting in St. John’s, Antigua and Barbuda
November 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
PM Carney attends opening ceremony of the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting in St. John’s, Antigua and Barbuda
Never opening mail from my sister ever again
November 2, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Never opening mail from my sister ever again
Due to overwhelming community response we are looking into opening a new branch, more as the story develops
November 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Due to overwhelming community response we are looking into opening a new branch, more as the story develops
A Beatles tune that I, for unknown reasons, gave a Debussy-esque opening. If I Fell - Lennon/McCartney
November 1, 2026 at 12:45 PM
A Beatles tune that I, for unknown reasons, gave a Debussy-esque opening. If I Fell - Lennon/McCartney
Opening up some emergency comms slots for 50 lemme know if interested in DM or please spread the word 🫡
November 1, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Opening up some emergency comms slots for 50 lemme know if interested in DM or please spread the word 🫡
Opening up for comms tommorrow!
kinda sorta open for comms if anyone is interested-
November 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Opening up for comms tommorrow!
She'd have been massive on MTV in 2003. Opening for Limp Bizkit. The works.
I've given this a LOT of thought, and I believe the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life is the baby with extensions
November 3, 2026 at 6:53 AM
She'd have been massive on MTV in 2003. Opening for Limp Bizkit. The works.
Opening some slots for exrpress colored sketches! Send DM
November 3, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Opening some slots for exrpress colored sketches! Send DM
It’s like he’s opening a new pool at one of his tacky ass hotels
November 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
It’s like he’s opening a new pool at one of his tacky ass hotels
almost opening
in the spaces between notes
a thousand flowers
in the spaces between notes
a thousand flowers
November 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
almost opening
in the spaces between notes
a thousand flowers
in the spaces between notes
a thousand flowers