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Superman: No problem
Optician: Where did he go? Who the hell are you?
Superman: No problem
Optician: Where did he go? Who the hell are you?
In July, Labour's @jonashworth.bsky.social was defeated by independent candidate @shockatadam.bsky.social.
Shockat is an optician.
A new optician opened opposite him. See what Ashworth posted, and the response.
Ashworth went on to delete the post.
In July, Labour's @jonashworth.bsky.social was defeated by independent candidate @shockatadam.bsky.social.
Shockat is an optician.
A new optician opened opposite him. See what Ashworth posted, and the response.
Ashworth went on to delete the post.
Optician: what do you wear glasses for?
Me: For looking more intelligent when I’m in meetings
Optician: I meant long or short sighted
Me: I don’t know, it depends where they’re sat.
Optician: *leaves the room*
Optician: what do you wear glasses for?
Me: For looking more intelligent when I’m in meetings
Optician: I meant long or short sighted
Me: I don’t know, it depends where they’re sat.
Optician: *leaves the room*
Me, aged 50: I have an astigmatism?
Me, aged 50: I have an astigmatism?
A giveaway from the local optician: 'Unconventional Eye Test' 🥸🙃
A giveaway from the local optician: 'Unconventional Eye Test' 🥸🙃
Oh, sorry, I misread that. It says my vision is so-so.
Oh, sorry, I misread that. It says my vision is so-so.
Me: "At 150 quid these glasses are quite reasonable"
Optician: "Your preferred lens type? Lens thickness? Anti-scratch? Visibility range? Anti-glare? Insurance?..."
Me: "Oh. These 150 quid glasses are 4000 quid"
Me: "At 150 quid these glasses are quite reasonable"
Optician: "Your preferred lens type? Lens thickness? Anti-scratch? Visibility range? Anti-glare? Insurance?..."
Me: "Oh. These 150 quid glasses are 4000 quid"
Me: But he has run out of lenses. Can we order more?
Optician: Not until he has had his annual checkup.
Me:
Optician:
Me: But he has run out of lenses. Can we order more?
Optician: Not until he has had his annual checkup.
Me:
Optician:
I want optician time.
I want optician time.