Optimise la pause déjeuner
July 31, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Optimise la pause déjeuner
dick from a guy wearing a BreatheRight strip to optimise performance and output
December 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
dick from a guy wearing a BreatheRight strip to optimise performance and output
25. To put it another way: when you tell an energy future model to optimise a power portfolio for clean power adequacy, it will give you more wind and less solar than when you tell it to optimise a least-cost electricity sector development.
October 20, 2025 at 7:53 AM
25. To put it another way: when you tell an energy future model to optimise a power portfolio for clean power adequacy, it will give you more wind and less solar than when you tell it to optimise a least-cost electricity sector development.
hmm what should i do today? draw funny picture or optimise CI/CD pipeline? decisions... decisions...
(only one of these gets me paid)
(only one of these gets me paid)
November 8, 2024 at 10:38 PM
hmm what should i do today? draw funny picture or optimise CI/CD pipeline? decisions... decisions...
(only one of these gets me paid)
(only one of these gets me paid)
the least interesting possible world is where clubs know everything and optimise for data us plebs can never see.
Feels like public access to interesting and useful soccer football data is getting worse rather than better. It probably peaked when FBref had Statsbomb data, other sites had Opta data, Soccerway existed in its original form, and WyScout was more accessible.
January 20, 2026 at 10:36 PM
the least interesting possible world is where clubs know everything and optimise for data us plebs can never see.
This is why disordered counterpublics thrive. Functional counterpublics need time, rigour, and consequence. Platforms optimise for speed, volume, and virality. The architecture rewards the epistemic style of disorder.
April 6, 2026 at 1:02 PM
This is why disordered counterpublics thrive. Functional counterpublics need time, rigour, and consequence. Platforms optimise for speed, volume, and virality. The architecture rewards the epistemic style of disorder.
faulty and unreliable algorithms built to optimise shareholders' value and profit
One truly pathetic feature of our times is the idea that replacing human information gatekeepers (scientists, journalists, etc.) with algorithms written by Silicon Valley bros is some kind of blow for liberty or free speech.
January 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
faulty and unreliable algorithms built to optimise shareholders' value and profit
“AI‘s are very scary as they could senselessly optimise for maximum paperclip production, ruining the environment and the planet. Luckily, humans would never… ah, I see… oh”
February 17, 2026 at 9:45 PM
“AI‘s are very scary as they could senselessly optimise for maximum paperclip production, ruining the environment and the planet. Luckily, humans would never… ah, I see… oh”
We’ll optimise before shipping
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
We’ll optimise before shipping
Maybe we should optimise the healthcare service for health and not wealth but thats just me maybe im built different
Wes Streeting seeing the NHS as an “economic growth department“ is gonna lead to lots of preventable deaths
July 10, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Maybe we should optimise the healthcare service for health and not wealth but thats just me maybe im built different
April 24, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Bonjour à tous!
Voici ma nouvelle vidéo!
Bon Visionnage!
On optimise l'équipe Pokémon | #skygalaxya sur #Twitch
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Voici ma nouvelle vidéo!
Bon Visionnage!
On optimise l'équipe Pokémon | #skygalaxya sur #Twitch
www.youtube.com/shorts/-5vy3...
On optimise l'équipe Pokémon | #skygalaxya sur #Twitch
YouTube video by SkyGalaxya
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October 2, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Bonjour à tous!
Voici ma nouvelle vidéo!
Bon Visionnage!
On optimise l'équipe Pokémon | #skygalaxya sur #Twitch
www.youtube.com/shorts/-5vy3...
Voici ma nouvelle vidéo!
Bon Visionnage!
On optimise l'équipe Pokémon | #skygalaxya sur #Twitch
www.youtube.com/shorts/-5vy3...
Game development hack: worried your game is too resource intensive? Not sure how to optimise it? Simply take like 5 years to finish developing it and computers will be good enough to run it well when it's done
October 24, 2024 at 9:00 AM
Game development hack: worried your game is too resource intensive? Not sure how to optimise it? Simply take like 5 years to finish developing it and computers will be good enough to run it well when it's done
Framing a violation of international law in the way of “4 easy steps to optimise your skincare routine” is a new level of ghoulishness.
I don’t even know what to say at this point.
I don’t even know what to say at this point.
January 13, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Framing a violation of international law in the way of “4 easy steps to optimise your skincare routine” is a new level of ghoulishness.
I don’t even know what to say at this point.
I don’t even know what to say at this point.
C'est bien optimisé, car le riz constipe.
October 2, 2026 at 1:50 PM
C'est bien optimisé, car le riz constipe.
compilers should stop trying to optimise my code. it is already perfect. do not interfere with my divine creation.
September 18, 2023 at 2:20 AM
compilers should stop trying to optimise my code. it is already perfect. do not interfere with my divine creation.
I wish Japan could quit screwing around and just brutally optimise their language. Imagine EVERYONE using "ORE!"
Female characters who use "boku" are a staple of anime and manga. Many trace the trope to Tezuka Osamu's Princess Knight, whose lead Sapphire has "the heart of both a boy and a girl."
Why Are More Japanese Girls Calling Themselves "Boku"?
How do you refer to yourself in Japanese? For many young girls, the traditionally male "boku" is winning. Here's why.
unseen-japan.com
May 21, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I wish Japan could quit screwing around and just brutally optimise their language. Imagine EVERYONE using "ORE!"
(me, having spent 4 hours completely stationary playing on my Steam Deck) I should brush my teeth in the shower so as to optimise my time
April 21, 2026 at 8:55 PM
(me, having spent 4 hours completely stationary playing on my Steam Deck) I should brush my teeth in the shower so as to optimise my time
Multifactorial chronic illness should probably be better taught in med school. You don’t have to choose one, can optimise and balance all of it.
September 27, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Multifactorial chronic illness should probably be better taught in med school. You don’t have to choose one, can optimise and balance all of it.
Oh rigolo :
Un Instagram bis, mais lié à Bluesky, avec déjà vos followers Bluesky !
(Car c'est en gros "juste" un client Bluesky optimisé pour la photo.)
Un Instagram bis, mais lié à Bluesky, avec déjà vos followers Bluesky !
(Car c'est en gros "juste" un client Bluesky optimisé pour la photo.)
Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes
Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes
More good news for those looking to exit Meta’s social app ecosystem in favor of a more open alternative: An independent developer is building a photo-sharing app for Bluesky called Flashes. The soon-to-launch app is powered by the same technology that…
tcrn.ch
January 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Oh rigolo :
Un Instagram bis, mais lié à Bluesky, avec déjà vos followers Bluesky !
(Car c'est en gros "juste" un client Bluesky optimisé pour la photo.)
Un Instagram bis, mais lié à Bluesky, avec déjà vos followers Bluesky !
(Car c'est en gros "juste" un client Bluesky optimisé pour la photo.)
Just got a message on LinkedIn offering funding for the substack to "optimise our paid funnels" and that just sounds rude.
March 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Just got a message on LinkedIn offering funding for the substack to "optimise our paid funnels" and that just sounds rude.
Je vais pas mentir ça se voit que grok a plutôt été optimisé pour la pédocriminalité
August 29, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Je vais pas mentir ça se voit que grok a plutôt été optimisé pour la pédocriminalité