unfair to orangutangs, which are solitary peaceable beasts
October 3, 2023 at 9:02 PM
unfair to orangutangs, which are solitary peaceable beasts
Seeing comments asking “is this ai?” on a video of orangutangs just doing fun stuff is genuinely saddening.
October 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Seeing comments asking “is this ai?” on a video of orangutangs just doing fun stuff is genuinely saddening.
2. Applies to primates as well. People fear gorillas while being amused by chimpanzees and thinking orangutangs remind them of wise old men.
But gorillas being vegetarians rarely attack humans. Chimps and orangutangs are actually far more aggressive.
But gorillas being vegetarians rarely attack humans. Chimps and orangutangs are actually far more aggressive.
August 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
2. Applies to primates as well. People fear gorillas while being amused by chimpanzees and thinking orangutangs remind them of wise old men.
But gorillas being vegetarians rarely attack humans. Chimps and orangutangs are actually far more aggressive.
But gorillas being vegetarians rarely attack humans. Chimps and orangutangs are actually far more aggressive.
House of Representatives right now is like the orangutangs at the zoo throwing shit at one another then being baffled there's an audience watching the splatter.
October 3, 2023 at 8:36 PM
House of Representatives right now is like the orangutangs at the zoo throwing shit at one another then being baffled there's an audience watching the splatter.
sweater puppies implies the existence of turtleneck orangutangs.
May 1, 2024 at 8:19 AM
sweater puppies implies the existence of turtleneck orangutangs.
Orangutangs are such beautiful creatures. What a delightful ape.
August 20, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Orangutangs are such beautiful creatures. What a delightful ape.
Don't be mean to orangutangs
February 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Don't be mean to orangutangs
Trumps new wig was made from the remnants of an Orangutangs plughole.
August 7, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Trumps new wig was made from the remnants of an Orangutangs plughole.
September 30, 2026 at 1:15 AM
my own personal mandela effect is that i swear to GOD when i was growing up we called them "oranguTANGS" and now everybody says "oranguTANS" and it makes me feel like i'm fucken crazy
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 AM
my own personal mandela effect is that i swear to GOD when i was growing up we called them "oranguTANGS" and now everybody says "oranguTANS" and it makes me feel like i'm fucken crazy
Same goes for "orangutangs"
People that correct you when you say "sherbert" are wrong because sherbert is more fun to say and it's the people who named it sherbet instead of sherbert that are wrong
It’s getting hard to find sherbet at the grocery store nowadays and Joe Biden sure as shit didn’t manage to prevent that
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Same goes for "orangutangs"
same except my LFOs stand for Little Fuckin Orangutangs so enjoy that shit ya fucker
February 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
same except my LFOs stand for Little Fuckin Orangutangs so enjoy that shit ya fucker
Orangutangs are intelligent.
May 19, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Orangutangs are intelligent.
my arms are hairy like an orangutangs and gangly like one too but its whatever. i kinda think its sexy and everyone else is just gonna have to deal with that
July 24, 2026 at 4:40 PM
my arms are hairy like an orangutangs and gangly like one too but its whatever. i kinda think its sexy and everyone else is just gonna have to deal with that
How did the Orangutan cross the road?
On the canopy bridge built specially for them in Sumatra
You can see the video here.
The road had kept two groups of orangutangs separate
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
On the canopy bridge built specially for them in Sumatra
You can see the video here.
The road had kept two groups of orangutangs separate
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
‘Cries of delight’ as Sumatran orangutan filmed using canopy bridge to cross road for first time
After a two-year wait, video of a young male crossing above a road gives hope that critically endangered species can survive habitat fragmentation
www.theguardian.com
April 25, 2026 at 7:48 AM
How did the Orangutan cross the road?
On the canopy bridge built specially for them in Sumatra
You can see the video here.
The road had kept two groups of orangutangs separate
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
On the canopy bridge built specially for them in Sumatra
You can see the video here.
The road had kept two groups of orangutangs separate
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Benedict Arnold cannot hold a candle to the orangutang.
The Orangutangs name will be used instead of BA’s to represent traitors. & pedophiles.
The Orangutangs name will be used instead of BA’s to represent traitors. & pedophiles.
September 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Benedict Arnold cannot hold a candle to the orangutang.
The Orangutangs name will be used instead of BA’s to represent traitors. & pedophiles.
The Orangutangs name will be used instead of BA’s to represent traitors. & pedophiles.
orangutangs. making maga's look really foolish since forever
May 4, 2024 at 11:36 AM
orangutangs. making maga's look really foolish since forever
Orangutangs are one of my favorite animals, so I'm considering whether this deserves an unfollow. 😉
May 19, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Orangutangs are one of my favorite animals, so I'm considering whether this deserves an unfollow. 😉
be nice to, I don't know, try to save rhinos and gorillas and orangutangs and rare species of whales and dolphins first
July 22, 2026 at 12:40 AM
be nice to, I don't know, try to save rhinos and gorillas and orangutangs and rare species of whales and dolphins first
I forgot i posted this and I still need to draw the clans of orangutangs defending themselves from poachers.
I had a dream where climate and wildlife activists got fed up and taught orangutans self defense and it was so devestatingly affective that they did a documentary on it and the sign language that one made up to get the message of "I will crush your balls" across was so funny. Also the doctor in it>>
June 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I forgot i posted this and I still need to draw the clans of orangutangs defending themselves from poachers.
Terry Pratchett's Discworld in particular almost demands a specific non-chronlogicak L-Space dimension order to read through, and no two people (or orangutangs) can agree what that order is.
July 1, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Terry Pratchett's Discworld in particular almost demands a specific non-chronlogicak L-Space dimension order to read through, and no two people (or orangutangs) can agree what that order is.
that's *amazing*
Even orangutangs don't do well at that and they're scary adaptively smart in captivity
Even orangutangs don't do well at that and they're scary adaptively smart in captivity
May 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
that's *amazing*
Even orangutangs don't do well at that and they're scary adaptively smart in captivity
Even orangutangs don't do well at that and they're scary adaptively smart in captivity
Humans should all drink the kool-aid and give orangutangs a shot..
April 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Humans should all drink the kool-aid and give orangutangs a shot..
Orangutangs should be offended
Gas prices are damned, well into the 2039-40’s if it ever goes down in our lifetime. Trump has deliberately screwed the next 5 generations. REMOVE HIM NOW.☠️💩
May 28, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Orangutangs should be offended