Orbitz is the gateway drug to boba tea
September 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Orbitz is the gateway drug to boba tea
timeline vibes irrevocably shifted as soon as orbitz was both gum and a website
July 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
timeline vibes irrevocably shifted as soon as orbitz was both gum and a website
As someone who was baptized with Orbitz, this is offensive.
August 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
As someone who was baptized with Orbitz, this is offensive.
Is this an Orbitz knock off in 2026??
July 21, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Is this an Orbitz knock off in 2026??
Me: nooo Orbitz drink don’t become fashion dolls
Orbitz drink:
Orbitz drink:
June 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Me: nooo Orbitz drink don’t become fashion dolls
Orbitz drink:
Orbitz drink:
tbh this couldn't be worse than orbitz
July 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
tbh this couldn't be worse than orbitz
I just tried to get someone to remember the drink Orbitz. lol. wtf was that?!
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I just tried to get someone to remember the drink Orbitz. lol. wtf was that?!
if you are ever in a fight to the death with a millennial you can temporarily stun them and gain the upper hand using this incantation: "hey, remember that drink orbitz?"
August 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
if you are ever in a fight to the death with a millennial you can temporarily stun them and gain the upper hand using this incantation: "hey, remember that drink orbitz?"
Orbitz always satisfied my need to drink a lava lamp
Orbitz is the gateway drug to boba tea
September 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Orbitz always satisfied my need to drink a lava lamp
my vote is either orbitz or capri sun
September 25, 2026 at 5:58 PM
my vote is either orbitz or capri sun
telling people this was orbitz
July 26, 2026 at 5:05 AM
telling people this was orbitz
December 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
November 30, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Orbitz has entered the chat. And then left because ~IT~ was actually grosser than Dr. Pepper.
January 2, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Orbitz has entered the chat. And then left because ~IT~ was actually grosser than Dr. Pepper.
Drink Orbitz, play Goldeneye, listen to Prozak
Whoa whoa whoa. Girl, you hit your head pretty hard there. You good? What? 2026? What are you talking about?
It's 1999, hon. Now get up off the ground. I've got a 12-pack of Surge, ordered Pizza Hut, and set up the LAN connection so we can run this new mod called Counterstrike. Let's go.
It's 1999, hon. Now get up off the ground. I've got a 12-pack of Surge, ordered Pizza Hut, and set up the LAN connection so we can run this new mod called Counterstrike. Let's go.
January 17, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Drink Orbitz, play Goldeneye, listen to Prozak
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Crazy Bones. Orbitz soda. The fourth edition of Magic the Gathering
July 14, 2023 at 8:03 PM
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Crazy Bones. Orbitz soda. The fourth edition of Magic the Gathering
Just 1999 Kelly Macdonald and her fridge full of Orbitz
May 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Just 1999 Kelly Macdonald and her fridge full of Orbitz
These are all I give my baby and now it's crawling around the walls like fucking Trainspotting
September 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
These are all I give my baby and now it's crawling around the walls like fucking Trainspotting
Orbitz Gum ad from the 00's.
June 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Orbitz Gum ad from the 00's.
when sweets were baked, not bought
November 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
when sweets were baked, not bought
February 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
no but I'd kill three men for an Orbitz
July 5, 2026 at 6:59 AM
no but I'd kill three men for an Orbitz
Wait, they're totally Orbitz coded
August 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Wait, they're totally Orbitz coded
psh. hard Orbitz and we’ll talk
March 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
psh. hard Orbitz and we’ll talk
Gently tapping the sign
February 16, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Gently tapping the sign