Every possible orifice in every conceivable institution is being stuffed with sycophants, criminals and grifters.
March 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Every possible orifice in every conceivable institution is being stuffed with sycophants, criminals and grifters.
everyone wants to witness my orifice and nobody's ready for the consequences
September 24, 2026 at 7:36 PM
everyone wants to witness my orifice and nobody's ready for the consequences
shout out to "orifice." Disgusting word. Perfect. Thanks Orifice.
Thorifice.
Thorifice.
October 8, 2025 at 11:01 AM
shout out to "orifice." Disgusting word. Perfect. Thanks Orifice.
Thorifice.
Thorifice.
Sweating from every orifice in this heat 🥵
June 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Sweating from every orifice in this heat 🥵
The UV light inserted into an undisclosed orifice was my favourite.
September 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The UV light inserted into an undisclosed orifice was my favourite.
I'm not voting for any Dem candidate in a primary who isn't 112% for destroying all of Trump's shit and degilding the Oval Orifice.
Damnatio memoriae? Fuckin' A!
Damnatio memoriae? Fuckin' A!
Gallego says he supports tearing down Trump's ballroom and arch and explains why
September 13, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I'm not voting for any Dem candidate in a primary who isn't 112% for destroying all of Trump's shit and degilding the Oval Orifice.
Damnatio memoriae? Fuckin' A!
Damnatio memoriae? Fuckin' A!
I crave rubber to invade every or orifice.
May 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I crave rubber to invade every or orifice.
🏳️🌈GAY ALERT🏳️🌈 GAY ALERT🏳️🌈GAY ALERT🏳️🌈
Shooting rainbows from every orifice
Art by @vallhound.bsky.social
Shooting rainbows from every orifice
Art by @vallhound.bsky.social
June 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
🏳️🌈GAY ALERT🏳️🌈 GAY ALERT🏳️🌈GAY ALERT🏳️🌈
Shooting rainbows from every orifice
Art by @vallhound.bsky.social
Shooting rainbows from every orifice
Art by @vallhound.bsky.social
I'll have whichever orifice you choose. #fcf #fatcockfriday
May 29, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I'll have whichever orifice you choose. #fcf #fatcockfriday
When someone gets water down the wrong pipe and starts coughing I say "rough day at the orifice?"
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
When someone gets water down the wrong pipe and starts coughing I say "rough day at the orifice?"
Haha we’re all gonna die
February 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Haha we’re all gonna die
Its only gay if you kiss 😉
April 28, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Its only gay if you kiss 😉
June 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
we arent discussing the orifice please dont bring up the orifice
September 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
we arent discussing the orifice please dont bring up the orifice
running for orifice
September 8, 2026 at 2:35 PM
running for orifice
The last step to becoming a licensed dentist is taking the oath of orifice.
June 10, 2026 at 4:58 AM
The last step to becoming a licensed dentist is taking the oath of orifice.
“Why aren’t you sharing the gospel,” he asks. Maybe it’s because his followers, like him, have stuffed guns into every possible pocket and orifice. Not a lotta room for a Bible.
September 22, 2026 at 12:53 AM
“Why aren’t you sharing the gospel,” he asks. Maybe it’s because his followers, like him, have stuffed guns into every possible pocket and orifice. Not a lotta room for a Bible.
[rpg cut-in]
ℍ𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝕍𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒𝕘𝕖
~𝒯𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒾𝓃 𝒪𝓇𝒾𝒻𝒾𝒸𝑒~
ℍ𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝕍𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒𝕘𝕖
~𝒯𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒾𝓃 𝒪𝓇𝒾𝒻𝒾𝒸𝑒~
January 3, 2024 at 5:58 AM
[rpg cut-in]
ℍ𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝕍𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒𝕘𝕖
~𝒯𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒾𝓃 𝒪𝓇𝒾𝒻𝒾𝒸𝑒~
ℍ𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝕍𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒𝕘𝕖
~𝒯𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒾𝓃 𝒪𝓇𝒾𝒻𝒾𝒸𝑒~
probably a good rule for any orifice tbh
So today @thejenya.bsky.social reminded me that at SDCC one year the MTV booth was giving out teen wolf contacts. I of coarse got some. But when asked if I would wear them I said there was no was in hell I was putting someone IN MY EYE that I got FOR FREE at comic con.
Anyway, I still have them.
Anyway, I still have them.
February 14, 2024 at 1:54 PM
probably a good rule for any orifice tbh
Anyway. Back to our regularly scheduled programming. Me. A huge dildo. An orifice being stretched.
March 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Anyway. Back to our regularly scheduled programming. Me. A huge dildo. An orifice being stretched.
i wish i could fuck myself using an orifice that's not involved in the digestive process
February 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
i wish i could fuck myself using an orifice that's not involved in the digestive process
