#OrphanCrushingMachine
r/OrphanCrushingMachine
October 1, 2026 at 2:35 AM
r/orphancrushingmachine, right Boozy?
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Should be cross-posted to Reddit's r/OrphanCrushingMachine
April 29, 2024 at 10:23 PM
“Helping California's homeless live better.” They are still vulnerable and unsheltered, but able to charge their phones now. What an improvement

#OrphanCrushingMachine
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
there is an entire "orphancrushingmachine" subreddit btw
February 25, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I sincerely hope you’re aware of the subreddit orphancrushingmachine.
It’s your post come to life….or death.🤷🏼‍♀️
April 14, 2024 at 4:00 AM
This isn't "Good News" this is something that the kid never should have had to do to begin with. People experiencing homelessness should already be getting helped, and this kid should also get his dream trip to Disneyland.
#orphancrushingmachine #capitalism
May 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM
heartwarming human interest usa...
#orphancrushingmachine
January 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Well, we wouldn't want to prevent the state machinery from crushing orphans with the #OrphanCrushingMachine.
May 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Half of the shit on r/BeAmazed is material that should actually belong on r/OrphanCrushingMachine
February 22, 2026 at 1:56 PM
You know r/orphancrushingmachine right? Stuff like "this Boy Scout troop built a ramp at the local school so a student who uses a wheelchair could get inside!"

(Yeah, uh, why TF are we building inaccessible schools? And why didn't the city retrofit it for the student as required by law?)
September 28, 2026 at 4:13 PM
That's the smile of a man who just killed the Democrats' bill to outlaw orphan-crushing machines.
September 23, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Never forget the "orphan crushing machine." #orphancrushingmachine #america #humaninterest
March 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
March 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
r/orphancrushingmachine right there
April 27, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Yup. r/OrphanCrushingMachine
May 12, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Part of the point, I guess.

I don't know how familiar, if at all, you are with Reddit, but the fact that both these exist:

r/NotTheOnion
r/AteTheOnion

As contemporaries to these:

r/LeopardsAteMyFace
r/OrphanCrushingMachine

shows what little left of the already tenuous grasp on reality we have.
January 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Sådant här är jättefint och det är jättefint gjort av henne, verkligen, men det är r/orphancrushingmachine-material.

- [altruistisk gärning] pausade the orphan crushing machine i en dag! ❤️ wholesome, dela!
- Varför finns det ens en orphan crushing machine...
Det här är ju smått fantastiskt! Med hjälp av en jättedonation så kan en läkarhögskola i USA göra undervisningen avgiftsfri.

Eller så kan man göra som i en massa andra länder och göra all högre utbildning avgiftsfri.
www.svt.se/nyheter/utri...
Studenterna vid läkarskolan får gratis undervisning – efter enorm donation
En högskola i New York kommer att erbjuda studenter gratis undervisning efter en donation på en miljard dollar – från en 93-årig änka till en stor investerare på Wall Street.
www.svt.se
February 28, 2024 at 5:38 AM