#OverheardAtWork
Just heard my boss say "Play 'Christmas Cocktail Jazz Radio'" and I can't even be mad at that because it's so goddamn classy.
#overheardatwork #officelife
November 25, 2024 at 7:21 PM
"A horse is like a big hamster." #overheardatwork
December 17, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Overheard gems at work.

“Do plants really know who their parents are?”

“I’m not caffeinated enough for this much yellow.”

“I want the peppers that melt my face off.”

Never a dull day at the greenhouse.

#overheardatwork #worknonsense
June 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
“Have you ever used a nebulizer before? It’s like a fog machine for your face.” #overheardatwork
May 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
#overheardatwork “My favorite movie is Home for the Holidays with Iron Man.” 🤭
December 5, 2024 at 5:44 PM
People on glassdoor are still doing well, though
August 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"He's asset-rich, though, in't he? Down the gym, treating it like shit."

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November 22, 2024 at 10:00 AM
"Wasn't gonna end well, the life he 'ad."

"He took an 'ammer to that bird's house. Smashed it up."

#OverheardAtWork
November 22, 2024 at 9:56 AM
"She inherited from 'im, a fair bit, then went to pieces. Blew a grand on a back tattoo."

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November 22, 2024 at 9:53 AM
"Me? No... But my sister is, so it's LIKE I'm pregnant." #overheardatwork #idontthinkitworksthatway
December 3, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Me to @Kcarag: "DO NOT EXPECT HIPSTERS TO EXPLAIN THEIR ART. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE." #ThereIsNoSpoon #OverheardAtWork
November 19, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Ariel: Enchantment’s coming back on January 6th.
Zach: January 6th?? That’ll be the second worst thing to happen that day!!

#SmallEntertainmentCompany #OverheardAtWork
December 5, 2024 at 12:04 AM
“Inflation has not been kind to numbers.” #overheardatwork
#mathsnotmathing #sayitaintso
September 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"I went into KMart to buy a balance ball but got confused and bought candy instead" #overheardatwork
November 23, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Lol babies are like soft shelled crabs. Delish #overheardatwork
November 23, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Wasn't that a song in the 80's or something like that? Yo Diggity! #OverheardAtWork
December 5, 2024 at 4:25 AM
"where is Wayne Manor these days?" "oh, it's above Solaris" #overheardatwork
November 21, 2024 at 6:26 PM
"Who's that guy that stinks?" "What? ... Oh, Richard Stallman." #overheardatwork
November 25, 2024 at 9:41 AM
"Can we not mention circumcision in a film hook, please?" #overheardatwork
December 2, 2024 at 8:46 AM
#overheardatwork "Are you on Pininterest?" This from a digital media pro.
December 8, 2024 at 4:15 AM
South Indian for dirty talk! RT @lathasunadh: Your idlis are so white #overheardatwork
December 7, 2024 at 9:16 PM
December 2, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Just heard "likes to dress up in animal suits" in the lounge at work. Dunno what the rest of the conversation is about. #overheardatwork
December 1, 2024 at 6:53 PM