"Gay people always really fancy me. I don't know why. I mean, I like the validation." #OverheardOntheOverground

There's a French man on the Mildmay telling everyone he has lost his phone 6 times #OverheardOnTheOverground

"When I woke up this morning I thought I was in west London but I was actually in, what was it called, Chertsey." #OverheardOnTheOverground

#OverheardOnTheOverground: "Mum, someone in my class is allergic to glass".

"They walk among us. I say this to my colleague and she laughs at me, but it's really true, they walk among us." #OverheardontheOverground