#PANTO
Antidepressants – which are the main reason I'm still here – are not a villain in your anticapitalist panto.
September 26, 2026 at 10:23 AM
the correct way to pronounce "pantomime" is "panto" because the mime is silent
December 13, 2024 at 4:14 AM
I love panto season
Oh God I needed this so much right now. Good old fashioned funny chaos and farce instead of constant depression in politics.
Looking forward to them setting up their own rival parties.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana dropped as Your Party leaders
Members vote in favour of 'collective leadership' option, with a ‘lay’ chair – who cannot be an MP
www.independent.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Welcome, Sir Ian McKellen!

Local theatre is where the real wizardry happens, sparking imagination and spreading a bit of joy!

www.attitude.co.uk/culture/sir-...
Sir Ian McKellen joins Jeremy Corbyn's Wicked drag Christmas panto as Toto
Sir Ian McKellen will join Jeremy Corbyn in the Pleasance Theatre’s Christmas panto Wicked Witches – A Popular Panto! this festive season.
www.attitude.co.uk
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Dr. I’m suffering from Panto virus.
Oh no you’re not.
Oh yes I am..
May 12, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Honestly, it's supremely irresponsible to the *staff* to keep this disgusting panto act going for a minute longer. No decent person should blame them if they all walked out on a wildcat strike.
Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.
April 26, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I knew we would get to "british news outlets pretending not to know what panto is" eventually
October 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Sneak peak. #quilts
Panto: interstellar
May 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The auditions for this year's Christmas panto, "The Hunchback of Notre Dame", are off to a flying start!

I'd give it to the Grey Wagtail....

#birds #wagtail #panto #christmas #hunchback
September 29, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Never seen him so happy
December 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It's like a panto...

"He's behind you!"
September 22, 2026 at 9:11 AM
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Doomsday Clock now just spinning wildly like when they indicate time is passing in a panto
April 7, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Hear me out:

First Immigrant Panto

A bunch of immigrants who don't know trying to figure out how to stage a panto
It's the Home Office. Boooooo!
They're behind you (with a fucking van)!
July 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Cue panto noises:

“He’s behind you”.
November 15, 2024 at 12:27 AM
It's like a really bad panto.
COUNSEL: Now, be the First Amendment warrior you claim to be and admit that you were saying that the vice president of the United States had an infested vagina…

LOOMER: This is coercion…

COUNSEL: Coward.

LOOMER: Not a coward.

COUNSEL: Coward.

LOOMER: Not a coward.
August 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The Panto with the three ugly sisters looks crap
September 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
True story this. Went to the funeral yesterday for a guy who played the dame every year in the local panto.

The vicar stood in front of the coffin and asked where he was and we all shouted 'he's behind you.' A lovely moment.
April 17, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I have asked, following my many long years in am dram and panto, that when the curtains close on my coffin, they then open again and the coffin comes back for an encore.
September 28, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Something terrifying about seeing Emu standing on its own
October 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Hahaha regular panto just has big strong fellas in combats.
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
An actor prepares for panto
#panto
December 4, 2024 at 7:36 PM
HIVE MIND: What's the greatest panto poster you've ever seen? Comment below.
October 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Thom Panto.
April 3, 2026 at 12:45 PM