#PLUMBER
You’re the body plumber! Wtf am I paying you for?!?
October 3, 2026 at 1:34 PM
My 16yr old has been the same way and it kind of scares me for his future. He's off the plumber thing now and says he's interested in being an aircraft mechanic. 😒 But he keeps looking at the shortest/ cheapest programs and I'm like Please get a 4 yr degree in aviation!
October 3, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Joined so fast! I've been sitting on my Wretched & Alone "sapphic eldritch plumber" game and saving it just for this 😍
October 3, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I was more impressed by the Magical Israeli Plumber who managed to get to the cockpit door as the plane dove to the ground, somehow wiggled in through the armoured door, overpowered a dude then started flying the plane, landed it then teleported over to a press conference with Netanyahu 😂
October 3, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Happy October 3rd to all who celebrate!
October 3, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I mean, if that’s something you want -then great- our plumber had a great high school student apprentice, and she got a job for a sewer system in central MA, but yeah, the people pushing it are disingenuous.
October 3, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Jeeze. I did have a somewhat amusing conversation with the plumber.
October 3, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Public service announcement:
If you’re a plumber who’s looking for a career change, you automatically qualify as a commercial airline pilot!
Just call 1-800-MOS-SAAD
Shalom 🙏🏽
October 3, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Step aside Mario, a new plumber is in town
October 3, 2026 at 12:31 PM
able to move freely about the cabin during this event, or why a plumber was the one to supposedly right the plane while two other qualified pilots were on board as passengers, or why an Omani pilot was flying (they are prohibited from flying to Israel), or how he got on with an
October 3, 2026 at 12:26 PM
The plumber had forgotten to reconnect the dishwasher pipe.
October 3, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Plumber returns this morning with an enormous sucking machine that clears the block.
October 3, 2026 at 12:20 PM
GRAPHIC: Video inside Flydubai flight shows moment passengers seize control
GRAPHIC: Video inside Flydubai flight shows moment passengers seize control
A plumber and dentist aboard a FlyDubai flight to Tel Aviv wrestled a violent copilot and treated the wounded pilot, saving 182 lives before an emergency landing.
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October 3, 2026 at 11:51 AM
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October 3, 2026 at 11:44 AM
A plumber once asked me this question *after* he rotozipped off my kitchen supply line, and then had to spend 20 minutes under my sink with his hand pressed onto the pipe holding the water back while I tried to figure it out

I think we both learned something that day
October 3, 2026 at 11:29 AM
<walks over to the tap>
<turns on the tap>
<looks at plumber>
<turns off tap>
"Am I doing it wrong?"
October 3, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Exactly. The rudder and parts ripped off during the descent. I’m just saying the plumber had extraordinary luck as well as courage & presence of mind that based on watching tv shows, he pulled up just enough to recover the plane but not too much so that he damaged it further. We’ll never know.
October 3, 2026 at 10:32 AM
And the plumber with an autistic special interest in documentaries about plane crashes.
October 3, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Quick Google Business Profile check:

What's your primary category?

If it says "Contractor" but you're a plumber, Google won't show you for "plumber near me."

Pick the most specific one for your main service. Add secondary categories only for things you really offer.

Two minutes. Worth it.
October 3, 2026 at 10:19 AM
But Sully was a pilot and the captain of that flight. Just saying the “plumber” was lucky for a complete amateur.
October 3, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Hey Google

Can i stand up on a plane falling 17000 fit in 2 minutes?

No, standing up normally would be nearly impossible due to the extreme gravitational and aerodynamic forces acting on your body.

UNLESS YOU ARE AN ISRAELI PLUMBER
October 3, 2026 at 10:06 AM
October 3, 2026 at 9:57 AM