NAME THIS BAND
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Led Poisoning
(I'll start)
Led Poisoning
April 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
NAME THIS BAND
(I'll start)
Led Poisoning
(I'll start)
Led Poisoning
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Feud Poisoning
Feud Poisoning
theonion.com
June 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Feud Poisoning
aspirin poisoning could explain a lot
Trump: "I take an aspirin a day. I don't know if it works but psychologically I need it. It thins the hell out of your blood I guess ... They want me to go down to the 80. I take the 386. I don't know what the hell it is. It's a monster. They said, 'Sir, you don't need that!'"
October 4, 2026 at 12:49 PM
aspirin poisoning could explain a lot
poisoning my entire island
April 18, 2026 at 1:46 AM
poisoning my entire island
My man looks like he got tapioca poisoning
October 4, 2026 at 11:12 PM
My man looks like he got tapioca poisoning
My man looks like he's insisting the pledge died *with* alcohol poisoning, not *from* alcohol poisoning
September 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
My man looks like he's insisting the pledge died *with* alcohol poisoning, not *from* alcohol poisoning
America almost died from food poisoning, and now that she's feeling a little better... she's eating the leftovers.
December 16, 2024 at 5:32 PM
America almost died from food poisoning, and now that she's feeling a little better... she's eating the leftovers.
December 12, 2024 at 2:20 AM
exploring brave new dimensions of extremely divorced internet poisoning
September 29, 2023 at 8:19 PM
exploring brave new dimensions of extremely divorced internet poisoning
update: food poisoning
my husband is at some sort of function i didn't want to go to. and you know what that means! time to order dominos and watch a 90 minute video essay on youtube
April 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
update: food poisoning
US Supreme Court rules 6-3 that poisoning your rival is an official act.
RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — Brazil former leader Bolsonaro knew and agreed to a plan to poison President Lula, top prosecutor says.
February 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
US Supreme Court rules 6-3 that poisoning your rival is an official act.
internet poisoning: a cautionary tale
September 11, 2024 at 1:56 AM
internet poisoning: a cautionary tale
August 29, 2026 at 1:49 PM
i think i got food poisoning at the marketplace of ideas
April 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i think i got food poisoning at the marketplace of ideas
Make the ban permanent. We don’t need gaslighting, propaganda, bullying, and pathological lies poisoning the public airwaves 24/7.
September 21, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Make the ban permanent. We don’t need gaslighting, propaganda, bullying, and pathological lies poisoning the public airwaves 24/7.
I hope they all get food poisoning.
April 26, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I hope they all get food poisoning.
Look, yes, obviously Nate Silver has A.I. brain poisoning.
BUT!
He already suffered from gambling addict brain poisoning AND social media brain poisoning AND podcaster brain poisoning.
Those are some dangerous preexisting conditions.
BUT!
He already suffered from gambling addict brain poisoning AND social media brain poisoning AND podcaster brain poisoning.
Those are some dangerous preexisting conditions.
September 24, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Look, yes, obviously Nate Silver has A.I. brain poisoning.
BUT!
He already suffered from gambling addict brain poisoning AND social media brain poisoning AND podcaster brain poisoning.
Those are some dangerous preexisting conditions.
BUT!
He already suffered from gambling addict brain poisoning AND social media brain poisoning AND podcaster brain poisoning.
Those are some dangerous preexisting conditions.
genAI is poisoning our water and planet you should hate it all indiscriminately even if it "never touches" the final product
June 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
genAI is poisoning our water and planet you should hate it all indiscriminately even if it "never touches" the final product
Says the very man doing the poisoning.
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Says the very man doing the poisoning.
Must read: xAI is poisoning Mississippi, captured via thermal imaging.
March 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Must read: xAI is poisoning Mississippi, captured via thermal imaging.
"Structurally clean of modern poisoning tools"
You mean like the poisoning tools that you're feeding with books so you can continue to do more poisoning? You want unpoisoned books so you can poison them?
You mean like the poisoning tools that you're feeding with books so you can continue to do more poisoning? You want unpoisoned books so you can poison them?
July 28, 2026 at 8:22 PM
"Structurally clean of modern poisoning tools"
You mean like the poisoning tools that you're feeding with books so you can continue to do more poisoning? You want unpoisoned books so you can poison them?
You mean like the poisoning tools that you're feeding with books so you can continue to do more poisoning? You want unpoisoned books so you can poison them?
I'll save everyone the click, it's just this chart:
March 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I'll save everyone the click, it's just this chart:
Tech bros are poisoning the world's water supplies to run a product nobody wants.
April 8, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Tech bros are poisoning the world's water supplies to run a product nobody wants.