Pope Leo, the first American pope, in Paris.
I’m still not used to hearing a Pope speak with an American accent.
I’m still not used to hearing a Pope speak with an American accent.
September 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Pope Leo, the first American pope, in Paris.
I’m still not used to hearing a Pope speak with an American accent.
I’m still not used to hearing a Pope speak with an American accent.
Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that
Pope Leo this week called universal health coverage a "moral imperative."
He also said: “Health cannot be a luxury for the few,” it is “an essential condition for social peace.”
He also said: “Health cannot be a luxury for the few,” it is “an essential condition for social peace.”
March 19, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that
Pope Rummaging Through Vatican Basement For Plastic Nativity Scene Figures
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Pope Rummaging Through Vatican Basement For Plastic Nativity Scene Figures
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
Pope Francis Excommunicates All Of World’s Catholics So He Can Have Quiet Weekend Alone
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October 18, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Pope Francis Excommunicates All Of World’s Catholics So He Can Have Quiet Weekend Alone
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...while telling the Pope off...
June 14, 2026 at 7:49 AM
...while telling the Pope off...
Pope Leo XIV arrives in France on first apostolic visit in 18 years
Pope Leo XIV arrives in France on first apostolic visit in 18 years
President Emmanuel Macron greeted the 71-year-old pope on the tarmac, as he marked the first official trip by a head of the Vatican since Pope Benedict XVI in September 2008.
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September 25, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Pope Leo XIV arrives in France on first apostolic visit in 18 years
I am at Waffle House at 11pm and three teenagers in the next booth are discussing the Pope.
GIRL1: So the pope—
GIRL2: Which pope?
GIRL1: Pope Leo.
DUDE: What about Francis?
GIRL1: He died.
DUDE: THE POPE DIED?!?
GIRL1: Like last year! We have an American Pope!
DUDE: They can DO that?!
GIRL1: So the pope—
GIRL2: Which pope?
GIRL1: Pope Leo.
DUDE: What about Francis?
GIRL1: He died.
DUDE: THE POPE DIED?!?
GIRL1: Like last year! We have an American Pope!
DUDE: They can DO that?!
August 9, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I am at Waffle House at 11pm and three teenagers in the next booth are discussing the Pope.
GIRL1: So the pope—
GIRL2: Which pope?
GIRL1: Pope Leo.
DUDE: What about Francis?
GIRL1: He died.
DUDE: THE POPE DIED?!?
GIRL1: Like last year! We have an American Pope!
DUDE: They can DO that?!
GIRL1: So the pope—
GIRL2: Which pope?
GIRL1: Pope Leo.
DUDE: What about Francis?
GIRL1: He died.
DUDE: THE POPE DIED?!?
GIRL1: Like last year! We have an American Pope!
DUDE: They can DO that?!
Pope Francis Flips Off Crowd From Balcony
March 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Pope Francis Flips Off Crowd From Balcony
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
September 17, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
we need chicago pope to step in and say "you will follow the rules or you will get a visit from [pulls down sunglasses] the Batican"
September 25, 2026 at 6:28 PM
we need chicago pope to step in and say "you will follow the rules or you will get a visit from [pulls down sunglasses] the Batican"
Pope Leo condemns US bombing Iran
June 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Pope Leo condemns US bombing Iran
Pope Francis Decries Legal Head Shops Overrunning Vatican City
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December 27, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Pope Francis Decries Legal Head Shops Overrunning Vatican City
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Pope Leo’s top U.S. ally — Cardinal Joseph Tobin — calls on Congress to defund ICE.
January 27, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Pope Leo’s top U.S. ally — Cardinal Joseph Tobin — calls on Congress to defund ICE.
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
Pope Al Dente Lasagna
regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope
February 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Pope Al Dente Lasagna
New Pope Declassifies Jesus Crucifixion Documents
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June 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
New Pope Declassifies Jesus Crucifixion Documents
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Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
December 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
September 18, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
I love the hater pope
JD Vance personally invited Pope Leo to the U.S. 250th celebration on the 4th of July. Today the Vatican announced Leo will be spending the day with migrants instead.
Pope Leo Will Spend July 4 Visiting Migrant Crossing Island
Pope Leo has spoken out against the treatment of migrants in the United States several times over the last year.
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February 21, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I love the hater pope
I've never felt compelled to wear a Pope themed item until this Pope.
I'm more of a t-shirt gal but this is pretty neat! Happy Sunday, fellow fans of Pope Leo.🕊
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I'm more of a t-shirt gal but this is pretty neat! Happy Sunday, fellow fans of Pope Leo.🕊
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Pope Leo Given His Own White Sox 'Pope Hat' During Visit With South Side Priest
The world's most famous Sox fan was gifted a nicer version of the pope-style hats passed out to 40,000 fans at a game earlier this month.
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August 30, 2026 at 11:36 AM
I've never felt compelled to wear a Pope themed item until this Pope.
I'm more of a t-shirt gal but this is pretty neat! Happy Sunday, fellow fans of Pope Leo.🕊
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I'm more of a t-shirt gal but this is pretty neat! Happy Sunday, fellow fans of Pope Leo.🕊
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FUCKING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEE THE POPE DID THIS
January 19, 2026 at 2:42 AM
FUCKING INSANEEEEEEEEEEEE THE POPE DID THIS
The Pope, during Lent:
Fuck it, whales are fish.
More soon.
More soon.
November 13, 2024 at 4:37 AM
The Pope, during Lent:
JD Vance personally invited Pope Leo to the U.S. 250th celebration on the 4th of July. Today the Vatican announced Leo will be spending the day with migrants instead.
Pope Leo Will Spend July 4 Visiting Migrant Crossing Island
Pope Leo has spoken out against the treatment of migrants in the United States several times over the last year.
time.com
February 21, 2026 at 9:59 PM
JD Vance personally invited Pope Leo to the U.S. 250th celebration on the 4th of July. Today the Vatican announced Leo will be spending the day with migrants instead.