Before and after eating way too much porridge
April 17, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Before and after eating way too much porridge
May 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The Sean Connery Cookbook.
September 10, 2026 at 3:13 AM
The Sean Connery Cookbook.
You’re supposed to eat the porridge, brother.
August 3, 2026 at 2:44 AM
You’re supposed to eat the porridge, brother.
Hiking the Cotswolds and starting every day with porridge because a) I love it and b) each bread and breakfast has a different variation. The grand porridge tour!
June 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Hiking the Cotswolds and starting every day with porridge because a) I love it and b) each bread and breakfast has a different variation. The grand porridge tour!
This porridge is too cold. Freezing even
DUN DUN DUN! Fox Business: "Revisions for June down by 37,000, May down by 66,000. Combined -- 103,000 fewer jobs created in the months of May and June, Maria."
(Note how Maria immediately starts calling this hugely disappointing report "a Goldilocks story")
(Note how Maria immediately starts calling this hugely disappointing report "a Goldilocks story")
August 7, 2026 at 12:42 PM
This porridge is too cold. Freezing even
Ladybird book pictures on request.
‘A sea of porridge’
The Magic Porridge Pot, 1971
Artist: Robert Lumley
‘A sea of porridge’
The Magic Porridge Pot, 1971
Artist: Robert Lumley
February 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Ladybird book pictures on request.
‘A sea of porridge’
The Magic Porridge Pot, 1971
Artist: Robert Lumley
‘A sea of porridge’
The Magic Porridge Pot, 1971
Artist: Robert Lumley
The missus and I were having a light-hearted argument about whether we eat porridge or drink porridge. It escalated unexpectedly, words were exchanged, and she revealed she's been fucking someone on the side, so I suppose we're splitting up. Because of porridge.
May 18, 2026 at 11:20 AM
The missus and I were having a light-hearted argument about whether we eat porridge or drink porridge. It escalated unexpectedly, words were exchanged, and she revealed she's been fucking someone on the side, so I suppose we're splitting up. Because of porridge.
People underestimate how much porridge they would have been eating.
September 30, 2026 at 11:43 AM
People underestimate how much porridge they would have been eating.
It's all just old porridge where a brain should be.
March 21, 2024 at 4:34 PM
It's all just old porridge where a brain should be.
Profiles in Porridge
September 28, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Profiles in Porridge
these people are such incomprehensible, porridge-brained losers oh my god
Wonderful to be in a place now where industry peers feel comfortable posting sexist trash in professional spaces.
June 4, 2026 at 1:50 PM
these people are such incomprehensible, porridge-brained losers oh my god
goldilocks trying the porridge:
April 11, 2025 at 10:09 AM
goldilocks trying the porridge:
Wow momma got her hands full….
She was looking for some porridge.. 😂
So many precious cubs…. 🥰
🐻
She was looking for some porridge.. 😂
So many precious cubs…. 🥰
🐻
July 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Wow momma got her hands full….
She was looking for some porridge.. 😂
So many precious cubs…. 🥰
🐻
She was looking for some porridge.. 😂
So many precious cubs…. 🥰
🐻
would you eat her evil porridge
December 23, 2023 at 8:34 AM
would you eat her evil porridge
"peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old” was not an exaggeration, the diets back then were just like that
September 21, 2026 at 3:07 AM
"peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old” was not an exaggeration, the diets back then were just like that
I’m just really appreciating him and my porridge this morning
March 4, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I’m just really appreciating him and my porridge this morning
Switching through all of my social media apps like Goldilocks switching bowls of porridge
September 30, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Switching through all of my social media apps like Goldilocks switching bowls of porridge
porridge is S tier food tho ngl
September 30, 2026 at 11:44 AM
porridge is S tier food tho ngl
Porridge munching on some broccoli. 🩷
January 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Porridge munching on some broccoli. 🩷
I'm back in my porridge era
February 21, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I'm back in my porridge era
Ladybird book in the Spotlight
The Magic Porridge Pot (1971)
Artist: Robert Lumley
The Magic Porridge Pot (1971)
Artist: Robert Lumley
September 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Ladybird book in the Spotlight
The Magic Porridge Pot (1971)
Artist: Robert Lumley
The Magic Porridge Pot (1971)
Artist: Robert Lumley