The FIFA Peace Prize winner, everyone.
August 28, 2026 at 12:57 PM
The FIFA Peace Prize winner, everyone.
Nobel Peace Prize, my ass.
March 2, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Nobel Peace Prize, my ass.
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
EYES ON THE PRIZE PEOPLE
February 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
EYES ON THE PRIZE PEOPLE
Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...
February 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...
FIFA Peace Prize winner
Trump to the UN: "Do I annihilate the Islamic Republic, and do it quickly? Do I drive them into hell?"
September 22, 2026 at 6:28 PM
FIFA Peace Prize winner
Nobel Peace Prize, my ass
March 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Nobel Peace Prize, my ass
President Volodymyr Zelensky has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. Hide the ketchup.
March 26, 2026 at 9:56 PM
President Volodymyr Zelensky has been formally nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. Hide the ketchup.
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
A Nobel Peace Prize nomination for Minneapolis is really a recognition of people power and it’s the first time a whole city has been put forward for the prize.
February 4, 2026 at 4:14 AM
A Nobel Peace Prize nomination for Minneapolis is really a recognition of people power and it’s the first time a whole city has been put forward for the prize.
What’s the opposite of a Nobel Peace Prize?
I think we have a winner.
I think we have a winner.
February 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
What’s the opposite of a Nobel Peace Prize?
I think we have a winner.
I think we have a winner.
Pictured: Someone who actually won a Nobel Peace Prize
January 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Pictured: Someone who actually won a Nobel Peace Prize
Trump accepting Machado's Nobel Peace Prize is a great insult to the FIFA Peace Prize committee
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Trump accepting Machado's Nobel Peace Prize is a great insult to the FIFA Peace Prize committee
I smell a Nobel Peace Prize!
Trump to the UN: "Do I annihilate the Islamic Republic, and do it quickly? Do I drive them into hell?"
September 22, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I smell a Nobel Peace Prize!
The campaign for a Nobel Peace Prize for Volodymyr Zelenskyy starts here.
March 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The campaign for a Nobel Peace Prize for Volodymyr Zelenskyy starts here.
Nobel Please Prize
January 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Nobel Please Prize
Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums https://theonion.com/nobel-prize-in-medicine-awarded-to-tums/
September 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Nobel Prize In Medicine Awarded To Tums https://theonion.com/nobel-prize-in-medicine-awarded-to-tums/
The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred.
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
January 10, 2026 at 9:15 AM
The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred.
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
Telling everybody we just got the Nobel Prize
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August 24, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Telling everybody we just got the Nobel Prize
I don’t think he’s getting that Nobel Peace Prize
February 28, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I don’t think he’s getting that Nobel Peace Prize