#Paid
Elon Musk paid half a billion for these results lollll
November 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
accompanying bridget paid for by an anonymous benefactor😇
November 4, 2026 at 10:42 AM
It’s almost like the bought and paid for corporate Dems are… bought and paid for. @haleyformi.bsky.social
November 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Guess what? They weren’t paid protesters. They were just really pissed off Americans. If you didn’t know then, now you know.
November 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
To be clear, Nazi Musk paid nearly $500M for this, how embarrassing yet so delicious. 🤣
November 4, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Elon Musk just paid half a billion dollars to live in a blue state.
It’s not just Talarico beating Paxton.

It’s Abbott losing.

It’s Dan Patrick losing.

It’s Mayes Middleton losing.

It’s Bo French losing.

It’s every single statewide race in Texas—including four (of the nine) seats on the Texas Supreme Court.

Holy. Shit.
November 4, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Here’s @Justinjpearson pointing out Brent Taylor 🍆 Is bought and paid for

#TN9
November 2, 2026 at 7:15 PM
We interviewed one of Trump's viral "paid protesters." Here's what he had to say.
November 3, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Ron White: Eight of Ken Paxton’s assistants turned him into the FBI for fraud... They sued and won $6 million. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He’s a criminal.
October 31, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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November 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
yeah thank god they didnt pay humans for a whole lot of work i bet the humans would've hated being paid more
November 3, 2026 at 12:39 PM
well this seems bad

metro.co.uk/2026/11/03/b...
British Library plans to turn free reading rooms into paid co-working spaces
metro.co.uk
November 3, 2026 at 1:04 PM
The fact that Elon Musk paid half a billion dollars to swing the election and achieved _nada_ illustrates precisely why billionaires regard democracy as an existential threat that must be destroyed.
November 4, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Good luck getting paid for it.
November 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
lmao yes the thing voice actors hate most is being paid to read more lines
November 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Wonder how much money she was paid, and who paid it?
November 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
some paid art.
November 1, 2026 at 12:56 AM
They were paid remember
November 4, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Paid protesters.
November 2, 2026 at 6:49 PM
not being paid a living wage
What’s a storytelling convention you wish more writers would challenge? Kill your darlings—that one #writingq #WritingCommunity
October 31, 2026 at 8:15 PM
working actors famously hate getting paid for multiple records where they are the center of attention
November 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Man I wish I got paid to write for the New York Times.
if there is a republican turnout collapse i think we’re going to find that the Iran War played a big part in it
November 3, 2026 at 11:14 PM
His judgment is working as intended, he is paid to lose and he is paid to find candidates who work for israel. That's literally all it is.
November 1, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Hell yeah. Refusing to change my car clock for six months has just paid off.
November 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Jeffries is bought & paid for by AIPAC.
November 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM