#Palaces
They put AC in 8th century palaces in India lol
it's always cute when Americans are like

"LOL. Europe. we put aircon in ancient buildings ALL THE TIME it's easy."

then you look and they mean sticking window units in some wooden buildings younger than my wardrobe.
June 25, 2026 at 3:03 PM
it's a bad day for the international network of dictators who live in similar palaces
🇸🇾👀 Syrian rebels have entered Assad's palace in Damascus. What Russia has been building in this country for almost 10 years has been destroyed.

‼️ This morning, the rebels announced the beginning of a new era. People in Syria are celebrating in the streets.
December 8, 2024 at 7:05 AM
June does not speak for The Onion in this instance. As a policy, we are open to extravagant, golden-toiletted sky palaces from all known petrostates.
just want to make it clear. i am NOT taking bribes from domestic or foreign entities. i would not do that. bribes are illegal
May 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
How long are we going to keep subsidising these palaces of privilege?
December 7, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Every so-called "leader" Trump included now parroting 🦜 the made-up ‘attack’ on one of Putin’s palaces is exposing themselves.

They don’t give a damn about people. They worship wealth, power, and palaces.

That’s the truth.
December 30, 2025 at 9:49 AM
October 21, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Well, today's the day I am officially transmogrified from

CHIEF CURATOR AT THE CHARITY HISTORIC ROYAL PALACES

to

AMBASSADOR FOR THE CHARITY HISTORIC ROYAL PALACES.

I am therefore henceforth to be addressed as Her Excellency. Thank you.*
January 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
F___ Qatar’s “palace in the sky.” We are a republic. We don’t have palaces or princes, on earth or in the sky.
May 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm gonna have to blow up part of one of my palaces to make Donald believe my latest lie
December 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
palaces burning, peoples migrating, entire languages disappearing

bsky.app/profile/jose...
July 30, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Strange men lying in palaces distributing swords is no basis for a system of government
Oh good, that should fend off a nuclear power.
March 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
palaces (3/3)
October 21, 2024 at 8:19 PM
“Palace”, everyone should be using that word. Kings want palaces
July 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
palaces (2/3)
October 21, 2024 at 8:18 PM
OTD in 2022, after denying it would happen, we mobilised cannon fodder to die for my palaces.

I remain a master strategist.
September 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Hillary Clinton: "I had meetings in some of Saddam Hussein's palaces. It is reminiscent of what we are seeing at the White House. It's insane." /reggieb
August 8, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Palaces of the Dreaming God
March 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
i love palaces for the people
Just a remarkable public space, the New York Public Library main reading room #hatm
April 27, 2026 at 1:25 AM
We DO deserve libraries. Palaces for the people.
January 30, 2026 at 2:46 AM
The Royal Horse Guards, stationed at the Royal palaces in London, usually don't interact with the public but sometimes they make an exception.
December 8, 2024 at 6:18 AM
"palaces for the people"
Libraries are one of the most radical social institutions we have, because they’re based on the idea that *everyone* has the right to information, for free. It’s also what makes them crucial to democracy. I will never stop yelling about this!
Poor people use libraries. Rich people shut them down because they don't *want* poor people to read.
June 4, 2024 at 1:47 AM
In 2025 our love for this world has to become more ferocious.

We cannot bottle up our righteous fury at forces who are knowing setting the world on fire and actually *want* it to burn because they think they will be safe.

Whether in their palaces in the sky or their palaces down here on earth.
December 31, 2024 at 11:07 PM
this is the thing palaces were made to facilitate
Look I can only wonder after seeing the King and His Chancellor fighting on main if Politics Watchers In History commented on developments just as we did
June 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The Royal Family own 250,000 acres including at least 12 grand palaces and large country estates.

Funny. Never seen the Telegraph get sniffy about that. Seems like more of a target.
Daily Telegraph today refers to A Rayner’s property “empire”. Whatever you think of her housing arrangements, I don’t think constituency house (bought for 375k in 2016), house in Hove, plus use of ministerial flat in London is an “empire”. Duke of Westminster wont fear a rival!
August 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Because of the lack of women in kung fu palaces bathing areas are more than often shared.

Apparently Peng didn’t knew that.

#nsfwart #pinup #oc
March 28, 2026 at 9:52 PM