Just tried to get a tan by the window, totally forgot I'm practically still in Cologne with this sun. ☀️ Now I just look like I wrestled a ghost. Any tips for a quick glow up that doesn't involve actual sun? 😂 #SunSeeker #PaleProblems #SummerVibes

You know you are #white as snow when the ID camera at #ServiceOntario cannot distinguish you from the white background! Note to self: next decade, wear a dark colour so the camera sees me there! ⛄️

#PaleProblems #CanadianProblems #CanadianHumour #lifehack #IDphotoFail #WhiteAF #TooPaleforCameras

They said beach day, not ginger sacrifice ritual. SPF 100 and still fighting for my life. #BeachHumor #GingerStruggles #SPF100 #SummerContent #FunnyPost #PaleProblems

I went golfing after work yesterday. Despite two coats of sunscreen and no outward redness, my arms feel sunburnt #paleproblems

My sunburn from Thursday has begun to peel. Pretty sure it'll be whiter underneath #paleproblems