Gladys Lennox, a Paramecium woman from Futurama's planet Vega 4.
"Yivo makes me feel sexy, and I'm asexual!"
~The Beast with a Billion Backs
"Yivo makes me feel sexy, and I'm asexual!"
~The Beast with a Billion Backs
October 31, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Gladys Lennox, a Paramecium woman from Futurama's planet Vega 4.
"Yivo makes me feel sexy, and I'm asexual!"
~The Beast with a Billion Backs
"Yivo makes me feel sexy, and I'm asexual!"
~The Beast with a Billion Backs
paramecium have bigger genitals than these ICE agents. pitiful excuse for humans they are.
October 31, 2026 at 2:43 PM
paramecium have bigger genitals than these ICE agents. pitiful excuse for humans they are.
A paramecium 🤷♂️
October 27, 2026 at 8:41 AM
A paramecium 🤷♂️
the demo of the game ive been making with my friend for 4 months is out!! it's a dreamy touhou inspired shmup, and the most complex game i've programmed..
It has an ambient OST and cute chibis of my friend's OC in EGL dresses. please try it out!
solflo.itch.io/sunbittern
#godot #gamedev #indiedev
It has an ambient OST and cute chibis of my friend's OC in EGL dresses. please try it out!
solflo.itch.io/sunbittern
#godot #gamedev #indiedev
Sunbittern In Flight; These Being Shewings Received On Her Deathbed by solflo, Bored Paramecium
[demo] dreamy bullet hell shmup
solflo.itch.io
October 31, 2026 at 5:05 PM
the demo of the game ive been making with my friend for 4 months is out!! it's a dreamy touhou inspired shmup, and the most complex game i've programmed..
It has an ambient OST and cute chibis of my friend's OC in EGL dresses. please try it out!
solflo.itch.io/sunbittern
#godot #gamedev #indiedev
It has an ambient OST and cute chibis of my friend's OC in EGL dresses. please try it out!
solflo.itch.io/sunbittern
#godot #gamedev #indiedev
Fuck this depraved paramecium
Reform UK's Suella Braverman claims massive taxpayer-funded water bill at home equal to 18 baths a day
Claim to have used 1,504 litres of water daily at her £1.2million four-bedroom pad in a five-month period.
Reform have promised benefit cuts for the disabled, old, sick, poor, unfortunate.
Claim to have used 1,504 litres of water daily at her £1.2million four-bedroom pad in a five-month period.
Reform have promised benefit cuts for the disabled, old, sick, poor, unfortunate.
Suella Braverman claims huge taxpayer-funded water bill equal to 18 baths a day
EXCLUSIVE: Benefits-bashing Reform UK MP Suella Braverman claimed £45,000 in parliamentary expenses towards her utility bills, newly-emerged files show - leaving the taxpayer on the hook
www.mirror.co.uk
October 25, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Fuck this depraved paramecium
It goes to show that their intellectual acumen is below paramecium.
October 28, 2026 at 1:10 PM
It goes to show that their intellectual acumen is below paramecium.
🧵 Friday Poem
Exquisite Politics
by Denise Duhamel
The perfect voter has a smile but no eyes,
maybe not even a nose or hair on his or her toes,
maybe not even a single sperm cell, ovum, little paramecium.
Exquisite Politics
by Denise Duhamel
The perfect voter has a smile but no eyes,
maybe not even a nose or hair on his or her toes,
maybe not even a single sperm cell, ovum, little paramecium.
October 31, 2026 at 4:14 AM
🧵 Friday Poem
Exquisite Politics
by Denise Duhamel
The perfect voter has a smile but no eyes,
maybe not even a nose or hair on his or her toes,
maybe not even a single sperm cell, ovum, little paramecium.
Exquisite Politics
by Denise Duhamel
The perfect voter has a smile but no eyes,
maybe not even a nose or hair on his or her toes,
maybe not even a single sperm cell, ovum, little paramecium.
Paramecium, bir hücreli, eukaryotik, kilitli protozoan, genellikle tatlı suyun içinde, örneğin göller ve duran su gibi yerlerde bulunur.
October 23, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Paramecium, bir hücreli, eukaryotik, kilitli protozoan, genellikle tatlı suyun içinde, örneğin göller ve duran su gibi yerlerde bulunur.
Trump has skin the thickness of that of a paramecium. Google it.
This is the most anyone not named Bill Maher has ever cared about Bill Maher, I think Bill Maher is probably thrilled
checking in on the president of the united states
October 27, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Trump has skin the thickness of that of a paramecium. Google it.
the bit in Cemetery of Splendor where this happens
October 25, 2026 at 8:28 AM
the bit in Cemetery of Splendor where this happens
The pathetic paramecium doesnt even stick to her most basic, foul ideals when the sweet sweet smell of money is involved
October 24, 2026 at 2:18 PM
The pathetic paramecium doesnt even stick to her most basic, foul ideals when the sweet sweet smell of money is involved
October 23, 2026 at 3:59 PM
LOL, maybe the paramecium? I recall Spock used the ameoba analogy with the Organians so perhaps we can go with another single cell organism from high school biology class. 🦠
October 18, 2026 at 9:29 PM
LOL, maybe the paramecium? I recall Spock used the ameoba analogy with the Organians so perhaps we can go with another single cell organism from high school biology class. 🦠
i would give up chatgpt to earn 0.02 cents
i would give up chatgpt to save a single paramecium
i would give up chatgpt to save a single paramecium
October 16, 2026 at 7:50 PM
i would give up chatgpt to earn 0.02 cents
i would give up chatgpt to save a single paramecium
i would give up chatgpt to save a single paramecium
Whoever reaches bottom turns around as any good paramecium will!
October 15, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Whoever reaches bottom turns around as any good paramecium will!
Basically we wandered up & down the fiction aisles to see if anything jumped out at me. And we went looking for Marsha Linehan Dialectical Behavioral Therapy Radical Acceptance stuff, but only found Tara Brach & the little paramecium who could that we read 📚 on the subway back & forth to PS48Q in
October 15, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Basically we wandered up & down the fiction aisles to see if anything jumped out at me. And we went looking for Marsha Linehan Dialectical Behavioral Therapy Radical Acceptance stuff, but only found Tara Brach & the little paramecium who could that we read 📚 on the subway back & forth to PS48Q in
i showed this to my partner and they said "paramecium"
October 12, 2026 at 2:29 PM
i showed this to my partner and they said "paramecium"
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Art: "The Paramecium Revolt" by Matthew Fertel
Art: "The Paramecium Revolt" by Matthew Fertel
October 11, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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Art: "The Paramecium Revolt" by Matthew Fertel
Art: "The Paramecium Revolt" by Matthew Fertel
He has the intellect, and attention span, of a paramecium. Ukraine will send drones to thos shipments anyway. This isn't going to fund a Russian winter. He's a laughing stock.
October 9, 2026 at 11:52 PM
He has the intellect, and attention span, of a paramecium. Ukraine will send drones to thos shipments anyway. This isn't going to fund a Russian winter. He's a laughing stock.