Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you
@suitti.bsky.social
Amateur astronomer - Astronomy for Everyone show since 2009 https://www.youtube.com/c/astronomyforeveryone
Have dogs. Tell jokes - I used to tell dad jokes. Sometimes he'd laugh.
Something with computers for a living.
Really don't DM.
Have dogs. Tell jokes - I used to tell dad jokes. Sometimes he'd laugh.
Something with computers for a living.
Really don't DM.
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I'm giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
#joke
#joke
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Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
September 17, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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September 17, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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It’s funny, but also not funny at the same time.
September 16, 2026 at 11:18 PM
It’s funny, but also not funny at the same time.
Blue Supermoon: A sad Moon that has just eaten super & is therefore full.
September 17, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Blue Supermoon: A sad Moon that has just eaten super & is therefore full.
Dan Quayle on Family Values
“Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.”
#joke 14 of n
Note: have no idea if Quayle was talking about family or politics.
“Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.”
#joke 14 of n
Note: have no idea if Quayle was talking about family or politics.
September 17, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Dan Quayle on Family Values
“Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.”
#joke 14 of n
Note: have no idea if Quayle was talking about family or politics.
“Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.”
#joke 14 of n
Note: have no idea if Quayle was talking about family or politics.
September 17, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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He wants to study how earth’s flatness allows chemtrails to cause vaccine autism
September 17, 2026 at 9:30 PM
He wants to study how earth’s flatness allows chemtrails to cause vaccine autism
OMFG, woke with pain in right foot like the left foot had a few weeks ago that turned out cellulitis. Examined, was not red or inflamed. Pain faded to normal in a couple minutes. Likely Charlie horse. Made some mistake while sleeping. Roll over & forget it.
September 17, 2026 at 2:25 PM
OMFG, woke with pain in right foot like the left foot had a few weeks ago that turned out cellulitis. Examined, was not red or inflamed. Pain faded to normal in a couple minutes. Likely Charlie horse. Made some mistake while sleeping. Roll over & forget it.
Fri, Mon, Sat, Sun, Thu, Tue, Wed
Reminder: Friday is the first day of the week,
in the dictionary.
Happy Friday.
See also, Caturday Eve.
Reminder: Friday is the first day of the week,
in the dictionary.
Happy Friday.
See also, Caturday Eve.
September 17, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Fri, Mon, Sat, Sun, Thu, Tue, Wed
Reminder: Friday is the first day of the week,
in the dictionary.
Happy Friday.
See also, Caturday Eve.
Reminder: Friday is the first day of the week,
in the dictionary.
Happy Friday.
See also, Caturday Eve.
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Angelina Jolie visits Kharkiv during 3rd unannounced visit to Ukraine since start of all-out war.
Hollywood star Angelina Jolie met with Ukrainian teachers and coaches who continue teaching and training children despite relentless Russian attacks on civilian infrastructure
Source :Kyiv Independent
Hollywood star Angelina Jolie met with Ukrainian teachers and coaches who continue teaching and training children despite relentless Russian attacks on civilian infrastructure
Source :Kyiv Independent
September 16, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Angelina Jolie visits Kharkiv during 3rd unannounced visit to Ukraine since start of all-out war.
Hollywood star Angelina Jolie met with Ukrainian teachers and coaches who continue teaching and training children despite relentless Russian attacks on civilian infrastructure
Source :Kyiv Independent
Hollywood star Angelina Jolie met with Ukrainian teachers and coaches who continue teaching and training children despite relentless Russian attacks on civilian infrastructure
Source :Kyiv Independent
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This is great and all but it is undeniably a little funny that this happened in Seattle before it happened anywhere else that I'm aware of
Seattle passes measure to protect non-monogamous people as protected class
City council votes unanimously in favor of bill that also protects multigenerational households
www.theguardian.com
September 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
This is great and all but it is undeniably a little funny that this happened in Seattle before it happened anywhere else that I'm aware of
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my bluesky toxicity score is irrelevant because i am pure of heart
September 17, 2026 at 1:44 AM
my bluesky toxicity score is irrelevant because i am pure of heart
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image relevant
September 16, 2026 at 5:48 PM
image relevant
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THIS.
September 17, 2026 at 1:44 AM
THIS.
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It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍
August 31, 2026 at 2:34 AM
It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍
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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
Because she keeps running away from the ball.
Because she keeps running away from the ball.
September 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
Because she keeps running away from the ball.
Because she keeps running away from the ball.