World’s worst parent and it’s a high bar.
March 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
World’s worst parent and it’s a high bar.
No parent wants this text. Thinking of the Brown University community.
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
No parent wants this text. Thinking of the Brown University community.
oh I almost forgot, the swans hatched
May 25, 2026 at 1:11 AM
oh I almost forgot, the swans hatched
As a parent I can confirm this is the best No Kings sign
June 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
As a parent I can confirm this is the best No Kings sign
the rage I felt reading this as the parent of a disabled 14yo
the richest man in the world has decided that your kids don't deserve special education programs
February 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
the rage I felt reading this as the parent of a disabled 14yo
Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox
Every parent whose career has to do with online safety also bans Roblox.
Every game designer parent I know bans Roblox for their kids
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox
maybe I am just old fashioned but I thought the point of being a parent was, you know, to parent
I’ve been writing about the rich for years and ho boy, this one
July 19, 2026 at 3:40 AM
maybe I am just old fashioned but I thought the point of being a parent was, you know, to parent
So I'm a parent now 🥹 got a kitty!!
August 31, 2026 at 7:15 AM
So I'm a parent now 🥹 got a kitty!!
If you as a parent do not want your child to read about something, that is your job as a parent to oversee their reading. It should absolutely not affect what children who are not yours are reading.
December 4, 2024 at 10:14 PM
If you as a parent do not want your child to read about something, that is your job as a parent to oversee their reading. It should absolutely not affect what children who are not yours are reading.
(screams in SpEd parent)
March 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
(screams in SpEd parent)
Junco parent and child
September 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Junco parent and child
too many people want to have kids but don't want to parent
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
too many people want to have kids but don't want to parent
I cannot imagine being a parent of an LGBTQ+ child who voted for Trump. Literally tragic.
September 22, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I cannot imagine being a parent of an LGBTQ+ child who voted for Trump. Literally tragic.
Megan Fox Confirms She And New Baby Will Co-Parent Machine Gun Kelly
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April 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Megan Fox Confirms She And New Baby Will Co-Parent Machine Gun Kelly
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This kicks so much ass. Also, it makes my life as a parent so much easier.
Schools across the state started offering free breakfasts and lunches to all students in the fall of 2023.
The number of students eating school lunch went up 15 percent the first year. The number of kids eating breakfast at school went up 40 percent.
The number of students eating school lunch went up 15 percent the first year. The number of kids eating breakfast at school went up 40 percent.
Fewer skipped meals, less stigma: New data on the impact of Minnesota’s universal school meals
A trio of new studies shows Minnesota’s universal school meals program is providing a sense of relief to Minnesota families and students who are no longer skipping lunch and worrying less about family...
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September 22, 2026 at 12:14 PM
This kicks so much ass. Also, it makes my life as a parent so much easier.
Sandy Hook parent says tragedies are inherently political: “You may not believe in climate change, but insurance companies absolutely do.”
July 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Sandy Hook parent says tragedies are inherently political: “You may not believe in climate change, but insurance companies absolutely do.”
Megan Fox Confirms She And New Baby Will Co-Parent Machine Gun Kelly https://theonion.com/megan-fox-confirms-she-and-new-baby-will-co-parent-machine-gun-kelly/
December 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Megan Fox Confirms She And New Baby Will Co-Parent Machine Gun Kelly https://theonion.com/megan-fox-confirms-she-and-new-baby-will-co-parent-machine-gun-kelly/
Please don’t dad-name my parent.
November 10, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Please don’t dad-name my parent.
fwiw (and I’m not sure Vivek knows this) he isn’t talking about Indian parent culture or Chinese parent culture or Nigerian parent culture or whatever, he’s talking about American immigrant parent culture
I know Vivek got these people HOT!!! I had to read this out loud to my mama
December 28, 2024 at 5:03 PM
fwiw (and I’m not sure Vivek knows this) he isn’t talking about Indian parent culture or Chinese parent culture or Nigerian parent culture or whatever, he’s talking about American immigrant parent culture
ICE’s terror is traumatizing our kids.
Take a look at what these parents had to say.
Take a look at what these parents had to say.
February 18, 2026 at 9:04 PM
ICE’s terror is traumatizing our kids.
Take a look at what these parents had to say.
Take a look at what these parents had to say.
May 5, 2026 at 8:19 AM
