PARSIMONIOUS PATRIARCH PROMPTS PARSONS' PACKERSWARDS PERAMBULATION: report
August 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
PARSIMONIOUS PATRIARCH PROMPTS PARSONS' PACKERSWARDS PERAMBULATION: report
While this is a clever theory, I think probably the most parsimonious explanation is that he was just lying
ok, my theory is that Trump felt free to talk about releasing the Epstein files before the election because he assumed the government had nothing on him regarding Epstein. He figured Biden (Garland, Wray, whomever) would have ensured it was released if there was anything.
July 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
While this is a clever theory, I think probably the most parsimonious explanation is that he was just lying
Epstein murdered is the more parsimonious explanation of the evidence by far
reading this, hard not to come to the conclusion that at the very least there’s been a big coverup of terrible incompetence. possibly something much worse.
Late in the day but this is really phenomenal work by CBS. I didn't think the story could surprise me anymore, but I exclaimed out loud several times reading this.
www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey...
www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey...
July 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Epstein murdered is the more parsimonious explanation of the evidence by far
Wired is soaring because people don't want bullshit or parsimonious reporting that fails to acknowledge the magnitude of the crisis.
I had the privilege of talking to @apnews.com about WIRED's Elon Musk and politics coverage.
Most important thing: We're not slowing down, we're not stopping, and we're going to cover this story, relentlessly, for as long as we need to.
apnews.com/article/elon...
Most important thing: We're not slowing down, we're not stopping, and we're going to cover this story, relentlessly, for as long as we need to.
apnews.com/article/elon...
Not known for political coverage, Wired takes a leading role in tracking Elon Musk's team
The tech outlet Wired set up a new politics team in time for the presidential election — but its most impactful work is coming after the election is over.
apnews.com
February 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Wired is soaring because people don't want bullshit or parsimonious reporting that fails to acknowledge the magnitude of the crisis.
Newspapers parsing the most legalistic and parsimonious reading of a statement to create a narrative of deception in the age of trump is pretty rich.
BTW I just wanna be clear: it's not that Zohran "misspoke" or was "slightly inaccurate."
He used the word "aunt" in a sense that has been common in the English language since 1750, and it's ridiculous to say "oh well you didn't SAY you meant sense 1.a. and not sense 1.b.
He used the word "aunt" in a sense that has been common in the English language since 1750, and it's ridiculous to say "oh well you didn't SAY you meant sense 1.a. and not sense 1.b.
October 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Newspapers parsing the most legalistic and parsimonious reading of a statement to create a narrative of deception in the age of trump is pretty rich.
A more parsimonious explanation might involving racking your brains for other political movements at other times in history that have villainized and attacked similar sets of targets.
February 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
A more parsimonious explanation might involving racking your brains for other political movements at other times in history that have villainized and attacked similar sets of targets.
The most parsimonious explanation is that there is no reason more fully developed than “he wanted to”.
January 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
The most parsimonious explanation is that there is no reason more fully developed than “he wanted to”.
well, there is one parsimonious explanation...
February 25, 2026 at 4:35 PM
well, there is one parsimonious explanation...
Parsimonious explanation: Putin brainrot
September 9, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Parsimonious explanation: Putin brainrot
I think in this case the hypothesis that Wolf is just lying is more parsimonious.
December 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I think in this case the hypothesis that Wolf is just lying is more parsimonious.
the most parsimonious explanation for any record whatsoever of a day laborer / lay preacher in 1st century Judea is the existence of such a person.
March 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
the most parsimonious explanation for any record whatsoever of a day laborer / lay preacher in 1st century Judea is the existence of such a person.
They’re both democrats so it’s most parsimonious to assume she means both.
April 27, 2026 at 4:43 PM
They’re both democrats so it’s most parsimonious to assume she means both.
The fact we are in a War of Choice is exactly why the founders put in checks & balances into the Constitution-Congress has abdicated their powers & sinister forces in their ranks have put this democracy in peril. We must oust their parsimonious religious zealots & self-indulgent elements!
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April 10, 2026 at 10:14 PM
The fact we are in a War of Choice is exactly why the founders put in checks & balances into the Constitution-Congress has abdicated their powers & sinister forces in their ranks have put this democracy in peril. We must oust their parsimonious religious zealots & self-indulgent elements!
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A typo in a research paper?, or the most parsimonious hypothesis on Shanshisuchus' religious beliefs? 🧐
June 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
A typo in a research paper?, or the most parsimonious hypothesis on Shanshisuchus' religious beliefs? 🧐
Parsimonious incompetence always trumps conspiratorial malevolence, in my experience
July 19, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Parsimonious incompetence always trumps conspiratorial malevolence, in my experience
"Daddy's Special Boy" is a parsimonious theory with tremendous explanatory power.
This was the 28th time #SCOTUS has granted emergency relief to the Trump administration since 1/20/25.
That matches the total number of grants during the entirety of the first Trump administration. And both of those totals dwarf the *four* grants of relief (two each) during the Bush & Obama admins.
That matches the total number of grants during the entirety of the first Trump administration. And both of those totals dwarf the *four* grants of relief (two each) during the Bush & Obama admins.
September 25, 2026 at 5:36 PM
"Daddy's Special Boy" is a parsimonious theory with tremendous explanatory power.
"Americans are to a greater and lesser extent all psychologically traumatized from watching more than a million Americans die from COVID, and explain that general sense of malaise through economic sentiment" has always struck me as a parsimonious explanation.
February 15, 2026 at 11:48 PM
"Americans are to a greater and lesser extent all psychologically traumatized from watching more than a million Americans die from COVID, and explain that general sense of malaise through economic sentiment" has always struck me as a parsimonious explanation.
Too many athletes’ nicknames are just guys’ initials now. I miss when they were called stuff like The Chattanooga Charger and Big Parsimonious.
December 26, 2023 at 12:37 AM
Too many athletes’ nicknames are just guys’ initials now. I miss when they were called stuff like The Chattanooga Charger and Big Parsimonious.
"He worships Nurgle" becoming the parsimonious explanation
May 6, 2026 at 5:13 PM
"He worships Nurgle" becoming the parsimonious explanation
I see these hot takes: "Academia had it coming for [reasons]."
The problem with this is that unless you can explain why immigrants, LGBTQ people, minorities, teachers, federal employees, aid workers, health professionals, etc., ALSO had it coming, you'll end up short of a parsimonious explanation.
The problem with this is that unless you can explain why immigrants, LGBTQ people, minorities, teachers, federal employees, aid workers, health professionals, etc., ALSO had it coming, you'll end up short of a parsimonious explanation.
February 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I see these hot takes: "Academia had it coming for [reasons]."
The problem with this is that unless you can explain why immigrants, LGBTQ people, minorities, teachers, federal employees, aid workers, health professionals, etc., ALSO had it coming, you'll end up short of a parsimonious explanation.
The problem with this is that unless you can explain why immigrants, LGBTQ people, minorities, teachers, federal employees, aid workers, health professionals, etc., ALSO had it coming, you'll end up short of a parsimonious explanation.
i still think the most parsimonious answer is 'the post-war era had something special that slowly eroded over time'
At a certain point everyone needs to come to grips with the fact that the reason voters around the globe are electing the parties they are is because many of them are atavistic racist morons and not because [random policy you prefer] wasn’t enacted
How much of all the shit that has happened since, in both the US and UK, would not have happened if Obama had held the banks accountable for the housing crisis?
June 22, 2026 at 4:23 PM
i still think the most parsimonious answer is 'the post-war era had something special that slowly eroded over time'
it's the most parsimonious explanation
October 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
it's the most parsimonious explanation
Evoking whales when drawing sauropods may not be the most parsimonious approach, but it sure feels right.
July 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Evoking whales when drawing sauropods may not be the most parsimonious approach, but it sure feels right.
This is a parsimonious explanation of a rather large portion of US history
Economic populism is popular it’s just always tempered by the desire to keep it whites only.
also like, i think people underestimate that economic populism *is* popular in the midwest: imo, it's why Ohio is swinging back towards the Ds
(not all states have the same demographics or political economy to allow for this)
(not all states have the same demographics or political economy to allow for this)
June 29, 2026 at 5:10 PM
This is a parsimonious explanation of a rather large portion of US history