U.S. Responds To Rising Sea Levels By Patting East Coast With Towels https://theonion.com/u-s-responds-to-rising-sea-levels-by-patting-east-coas-1847614367/
September 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
U.S. Responds To Rising Sea Levels By Patting East Coast With Towels https://theonion.com/u-s-responds-to-rising-sea-levels-by-patting-east-coas-1847614367/
April 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down
a nice patting >.< 💖
Commissioned by Dazze_Macchiato (on telegram).
Commissioned by Dazze_Macchiato (on telegram).
May 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
a nice patting >.< 💖
Commissioned by Dazze_Macchiato (on telegram).
Commissioned by Dazze_Macchiato (on telegram).
He just like me fr fr
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
He just like me fr fr
suggestive tummy patting
July 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
suggestive tummy patting
The “you’re overreacting” head patting last fall seems particularly galling today.
June 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The “you’re overreacting” head patting last fall seems particularly galling today.
June 2, 2026 at 4:03 PM
yeah i love "slop"!
[patting my belly]
[patting my belly]
August 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
yeah i love "slop"!
[patting my belly]
[patting my belly]
Usagi hug counter: 9!
July 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Usagi hug counter: 9!
Opinion | Who’s laughing about my patting Trump’s hair now?
by Jimmy Fallon
by Jimmy Fallon
September 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Opinion | Who’s laughing about my patting Trump’s hair now?
by Jimmy Fallon
by Jimmy Fallon
he can detect the patting of another cat even while sleeping
May 3, 2026 at 9:11 AM
he can detect the patting of another cat even while sleeping
Now it’s a diaper patting station.
May 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Now it’s a diaper patting station.
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
You will be unsurprised to learn the word "racism" appears nowhere in this long, self-back-patting "told-ya-so"
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 PM
You will be unsurprised to learn the word "racism" appears nowhere in this long, self-back-patting "told-ya-so"
the ink demon just has a perfectly shaped head for patting
September 29, 2026 at 2:41 AM
the ink demon just has a perfectly shaped head for patting
he's patting my cat :(
April 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
he's patting my cat :(
sorry boss i cant come to work today we’ve got a code black fat labrador belly that needs patting STAT
September 22, 2026 at 9:46 PM
sorry boss i cant come to work today we’ve got a code black fat labrador belly that needs patting STAT
don't stop patting her though
February 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
don't stop patting her though
(calmly patting my son on the back) speak on it Whiteboy
March 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
(calmly patting my son on the back) speak on it Whiteboy