Guy named Accounts Payable
This poor cat has been fated to answer phones in a call center for life.
September 23, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Guy named Accounts Payable
Only payable in $TRUMP meme coins, probably
Trump administration plans $1,000 fee to fast-track tourist visas, @kristinacooke.bsky.social www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Trump administration plans $1,000 fee to fast-track tourist visas -memo
The State Department’s legal team said there was a “high risk” it would be rejected by the White House budget office or struck down in U.S. courts.
www.reuters.com
June 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Only payable in $TRUMP meme coins, probably
Medical debt? Payable in nudes? I’d be thriving! Lol 😝
July 26, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Medical debt? Payable in nudes? I’d be thriving! Lol 😝
As Peruvian fascist president General Óscar Benavides said in the 1930s: “For my friends, everything; for my enemies, THE LAW.”
Trump’s “friendship” has a price — and it’s payable in crypto.
Trump’s “friendship” has a price — and it’s payable in crypto.
February 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
As Peruvian fascist president General Óscar Benavides said in the 1930s: “For my friends, everything; for my enemies, THE LAW.”
Trump’s “friendship” has a price — and it’s payable in crypto.
Trump’s “friendship” has a price — and it’s payable in crypto.
In 1381 the Peasants' Revolt was the first attempt in England to overthrow feudalism and created a society among equals. The very first act of violence was against a tax collector named William Payable. As in his actual fucking name was "Bill Payable".
And I gotta say I want to punch that guy too.
And I gotta say I want to punch that guy too.
September 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
In 1381 the Peasants' Revolt was the first attempt in England to overthrow feudalism and created a society among equals. The very first act of violence was against a tax collector named William Payable. As in his actual fucking name was "Bill Payable".
And I gotta say I want to punch that guy too.
And I gotta say I want to punch that guy too.
Invoicing accounts payable for my column about my stupid femcel daughter
Bro I would pull a Menendez Brothers on my mom if I found out she published a "I'm more fuckable than my loser adult child 😏" article
October 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Invoicing accounts payable for my column about my stupid femcel daughter
Never, ever become one of Trump's accounts payable
January 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Never, ever become one of Trump's accounts payable
that will be $1,000,000. payable in trumps bitcoin
August 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
that will be $1,000,000. payable in trumps bitcoin
"Make checks payable to: Donald J Trump" 🙄
January 17, 2026 at 11:46 PM
"Make checks payable to: Donald J Trump" 🙄
Each seat costs $1B in crypto payable to the Trump Crime Family.
September 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Each seat costs $1B in crypto payable to the Trump Crime Family.
Is that payable in Canadian dollars?
March 26, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Is that payable in Canadian dollars?
“can i get accounts payable to expense the hoes”
The absolute funniest shit is the cybersecurity consultants who are trying to advertise they would have stopped a startup CEO from going to a sold out show with a side piece
My sibling in Cthulhu, you wouldn't stop them hiring an escort on their work laptop with admin rights and AV removed
My sibling in Cthulhu, you wouldn't stop them hiring an escort on their work laptop with admin rights and AV removed
July 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
“can i get accounts payable to expense the hoes”
Imagine a world where you don't *feel lucky* if you have a nice landlord and a payable rent...
Rent controls would save households up to £2,400 a year and the Government £2 billion a year.
It's a no-brainer.
But only the Green Party has a policy to introduce them.
It's a no-brainer.
But only the Green Party has a policy to introduce them.
July 11, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Imagine a world where you don't *feel lucky* if you have a nice landlord and a payable rent...
i have to imagine every foreign intelligence service on earth has dramatically increased their budgets for incentives payable in USD
April 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
i have to imagine every foreign intelligence service on earth has dramatically increased their budgets for incentives payable in USD
“This Tariff will be due and payable until such time as a Deal is reached for the Complete and Total purchase of Greenland.”
This is madness.
This is madness.
Trump says he'll impose a 10% tariff (rising to 25% in June) on Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, the UK, the Netherlands and Finland, because they've sent people to Greenland, until the US can buy Greenland.
January 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
“This Tariff will be due and payable until such time as a Deal is reached for the Complete and Total purchase of Greenland.”
This is madness.
This is madness.
Just a moment!
Office Space: Nina's Corporate Accounts Payable
ALT: Office Space: Nina's Corporate Accounts Payable
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September 23, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Just a moment!
Eliminate qualified immunity and civil asset forfeiture, and make police brutality lawsuit settlements payable from police pension funds.
April 27, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Eliminate qualified immunity and civil asset forfeiture, and make police brutality lawsuit settlements payable from police pension funds.
Just make checks payable to Donald J. Trump. It is not a negotiation. It is extortion.
April 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Just make checks payable to Donald J. Trump. It is not a negotiation. It is extortion.
"No no, I'm TIM Bombadil. Sounds like you want my hippie brother. Lives in the woods? Sings a lot? Yeah, that's him. I'm in accounts payable."
May 30, 2024 at 9:50 AM
"No no, I'm TIM Bombadil. Sounds like you want my hippie brother. Lives in the woods? Sings a lot? Yeah, that's him. I'm in accounts payable."
Learning from folks who understand Treasury that the dept merely cuts checks from payment request sent by other agencies. (I.e. they are accounts payable) If he was really trying to find budget items to “slash,” he’d be examining requests created by individual agencies, not checks cut by Treasury 1/
February 3, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Learning from folks who understand Treasury that the dept merely cuts checks from payment request sent by other agencies. (I.e. they are accounts payable) If he was really trying to find budget items to “slash,” he’d be examining requests created by individual agencies, not checks cut by Treasury 1/
the style went from "Adeptus Astartes, Accounts Payable" to "TikTok girlie that writes checks"
August 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
the style went from "Adeptus Astartes, Accounts Payable" to "TikTok girlie that writes checks"
In May we said Nigel Farage probably didn't owe tax on his £5m gift.
The Guardian now reports the gift followed talks where Farage said he'd need £5m to return to frontline politics.
*If* that's right, we think there's a high risk of a £3m tax bill - payable by Reform.
The Guardian now reports the gift followed talks where Farage said he'd need £5m to return to frontline politics.
*If* that's right, we think there's a high risk of a £3m tax bill - payable by Reform.
July 17, 2026 at 8:34 AM
In May we said Nigel Farage probably didn't owe tax on his £5m gift.
The Guardian now reports the gift followed talks where Farage said he'd need £5m to return to frontline politics.
*If* that's right, we think there's a high risk of a £3m tax bill - payable by Reform.
The Guardian now reports the gift followed talks where Farage said he'd need £5m to return to frontline politics.
*If* that's right, we think there's a high risk of a £3m tax bill - payable by Reform.
I still believe in a one-time levy of 5-10% of wealth for all households with >100M in wealth, payable in stock.
August 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I still believe in a one-time levy of 5-10% of wealth for all households with >100M in wealth, payable in stock.