#Paynting
Mama takes the ipaw out
And Figgy sings wif joy
He wants to see his mousie fwend
He be a happy boy

I starts to paynt, da Figgy wach
And den I kiss his hed
Turning bak, I paynt sum mor
I paw da mousie ded

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Paynting #MousieFwend #FiggyJusWachHeNotPaynt
January 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Mama, she be paynting
Dere be water in a cup
Da water, it be gweeny
I come and dwink it up

Mama sees and skweekys
She take da cup away
I not noes why she fussing
It not good anyway!

#CheddarPoetry #GweenWaterNotBeryNummy #NotShurWhyMamaGotsIt #MamaSesIGonnaPeeGween #SheSilly
March 20, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Mama gets da ipaw
Cuz I weally wants to paynt
Figgy comes, he wants to halp
But good at it, he aynt

As I make a pikchur
Figgy taps da mouse to play
Den I bops him on da hed
Cuz he be in da way

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Paynting #FiggyNotBeryGoodAtIt
December 3, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Figgy be so silly
He go hiding in his bed
He not want da mouse to noe
It him da bops it ded

He wach da mousie from da hole
He finks he not be seen
Paynting pikchurs as he bops
He not wants to be mean

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #DatSillyWayToPaynt
December 14, 2024 at 4:30 PM
two cewt 😻

diss iz da consykwensis ob paynting da nite onda tyles redd 😸
August 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Dat is rilly goode, yur momb is verry tallinted! Mine mom bin doink sum paynting butt she gedt frusdraded wit idt sumtiems.
May 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Crazy stat:

Rudy Gobert is 32-81 (39.5%) on layups (!) in the past two playoff runs. 🤯

(via Jake Paynting)
#NBA
June 3, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Oh my GAWSH Cheddor, did Mama admire your worrier paynting! The zombees must of all runned away!
May 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
She saye tamk yu Lily! She hab fun paynting all the cates amd harts. So glade yu like idt. 🖤
March 31, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Mama took sum paypurr
And she put it on da flor
It be for da paynting kan
For wen she stir and por

Wen da Figgy sees it
He gos underneef to play
Afterwards, he falls asleep
No paynting for today

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #MamaSesHerNeberGetFingsDoneWIfUsAwound #FinNotCome
February 20, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Juncho_Jman, Netglow, Shabazz, Kgformvp211, Jake Paynting, No Pants Crunch crew, among many others!
November 10, 2024 at 8:22 PM
excellent chart from Jake Paynting @howlsandgrowls.bsky.social (come to bsky friend).

Some capital C Concerning numbers here for Mike and Naz.
December 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Deevees wuz mistris of de badde dey fases. The Jazzy miss hur, but Momb bes fren gibb us dis prity paynting
January 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Dammit! Ewe luke lick a Rennysonce paynting. Verrily mush a savour.❤️
March 25, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Da mama bees paynting wattycolor?
March 21, 2026 at 7:36 AM
If you already have an unhealthy relationship to Wolves MBA, then you already know about Jake Paynting, an Aussie fan with an amazing analytical mind. His breakdowns are fantastic and focused solely on the Wolves but everyone can learn a little bit.
It can be hit and miss, so I always think it's noteworthy when Anthony Edwards smashes apart an aggressive defense in clutch moments with his playmaking, insane gravity, and wicked shot-making.

It happened again last night:

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Anthony Edwards Just Clutched Up Against The Kings...
YouTube video by Howls And Growls
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November 16, 2024 at 2:56 PM
I teech Fig da paynting game
But he not bery good
He jus lies to wach da mouse,
And not paynt like he shud!

Silly Figgy rolls awound
And sings da mouse a song
On da ipaw he den wests
He play da game all wong!

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #PayntingGame #DatNotHowItGos #FinNotCome
February 7, 2024 at 4:52 PM
🐺 Two Words: Wolves Pod 🐺

Special guest @howlsandgrowls.bsky.social joins @reichten.bsky.social to breakdown...

→ New starters 🔄
→ Ant's transformation 🪄
→ Wolves ceiling 🏠
→ Keys to offense improvement 📈

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The Wolves Have Won Three in a Row and Anthony Edwards is Back! with Jake Paynting
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January 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I dunno. I jus like paynting on da ipaw cuz it fun!
January 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Hollow! Watt dew ewe C owt dere? Ewe luke lick a paynting setting oop dere.💗
May 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Really appreciate this stuff. Not a lot of in-depth breakdowns of Wolves Xs and Os outside of Jake Paynting.
February 23, 2026 at 5:09 PM
One of the most highly esteemed painters, Richard Scarlett, for 'paynting gilding and making a greate Banner of the Lord Mayors Armes', 50s
May 20, 2025 at 10:37 AM
The Wolves have won 3 in a row and Anthony Edwards is back to his old self. I brought on @howlsandgrowls.bsky.social to discuss that and more.

🎙️ New Two Words: Wolves Pod 🎙️

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The Wolves Have Won Three in a Row and Anthony Edwards is Back! with Jake Paynting
Two Words: Wolves Pod · Episode
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January 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I likes paynting!!
October 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM