i feel like the word “perforce” is simply not used enough in regular life
omg you’re so right, very astute of you to notice that bc i said “i love pancakes” i must also perforce also be saying “i hate waffles”
September 23, 2026 at 5:00 PM
i feel like the word “perforce” is simply not used enough in regular life
This is, perforce, a call for an EU-wide database of adults’ web browsing.
French President Emmanuel Macron has urged the European Commission to back a European Union-wide ban on social media for children under 15 after France failed to enact its own legislation, his office has said
Macron calls for EU-wide under 15 social media ban
French President Emmanuel Macron has urged the European Commission to back an EU-wide ban on social media for children under 15
www.rte.ie
September 8, 2026 at 9:18 AM
This is, perforce, a call for an EU-wide database of adults’ web browsing.
BREAKING: Harry hath landed in Wales. Perforce to London.
March 12, 2024 at 7:52 AM
BREAKING: Harry hath landed in Wales. Perforce to London.
October 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I have perforce and for perfectly merry reasons been largely offline these last few days, and I’ve found it extremely restful.
October 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I have perforce and for perfectly merry reasons been largely offline these last few days, and I’ve found it extremely restful.
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
If I have "soi-disant"ed, can a "perforce" be far behind?
April 6, 2026 at 1:28 AM
If I have "soi-disant"ed, can a "perforce" be far behind?
I use perforce but get why people hate perforce.
Setting up a new depot for something I was noodling with and want it in source control.
The actual instructions from the perforce people are filled with - don't use the default values, instead going to into advance and change... wtf?
Setting up a new depot for something I was noodling with and want it in source control.
The actual instructions from the perforce people are filled with - don't use the default values, instead going to into advance and change... wtf?
December 28, 2024 at 6:28 AM
I use perforce but get why people hate perforce.
Setting up a new depot for something I was noodling with and want it in source control.
The actual instructions from the perforce people are filled with - don't use the default values, instead going to into advance and change... wtf?
Setting up a new depot for something I was noodling with and want it in source control.
The actual instructions from the perforce people are filled with - don't use the default values, instead going to into advance and change... wtf?
Verbose Perforce checkin notes
October 8, 2023 at 10:48 PM
Verbose Perforce checkin notes
"To give people pleasure in the things they must perforce use, that is one great office of decoration; to give people pleasure in the things they must perforce make, that is the other use of it"
-William Morris, Hopes & Fears for Art
-William Morris, Hopes & Fears for Art
May 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
"To give people pleasure in the things they must perforce use, that is one great office of decoration; to give people pleasure in the things they must perforce make, that is the other use of it"
-William Morris, Hopes & Fears for Art
-William Morris, Hopes & Fears for Art
It’s rare that a quote post, which perforce introduces the punchline before the reader gets to the premise, works as well as it does here.
August 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
It’s rare that a quote post, which perforce introduces the punchline before the reader gets to the premise, works as well as it does here.
(Well, that was quite a treat.)
(It took a while; I've been, perforce, sleeping a lot today.)
(It took a while; I've been, perforce, sleeping a lot today.)
December 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
(Well, that was quite a treat.)
(It took a while; I've been, perforce, sleeping a lot today.)
(It took a while; I've been, perforce, sleeping a lot today.)
Nature does require her time of preservation, which perforce, I her frail son amongst my brethren mortal, must give my attendance to.
#ShakespeareSunday
#ShakespeareSunday
Peace Out SAO
Alt: Peace meme
static.klipy.com
September 20, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Nature does require her time of preservation, which perforce, I her frail son amongst my brethren mortal, must give my attendance to.
#ShakespeareSunday
#ShakespeareSunday
Hitting it deep enough that, should someone be able to pull me out, they would perforce be crowned rightwise King of England.
Riding it as if to deliver the news of the kings demise to his scheming courtiers.
July 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Hitting it deep enough that, should someone be able to pull me out, they would perforce be crowned rightwise King of England.
Just used “perforce” in an email. Please clap.
May 1, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Just used “perforce” in an email. Please clap.
If bugs is shrimp, and dolls is bugs, then perforce dolls is shrimp; so yes, this rice was in fact—
April 16, 2026 at 2:28 PM
If bugs is shrimp, and dolls is bugs, then perforce dolls is shrimp; so yes, this rice was in fact—
"You, Sir, have allowed your diplodocus to make merry with my arboretum and I must, perforce, seek redress."
January 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
"You, Sir, have allowed your diplodocus to make merry with my arboretum and I must, perforce, seek redress."
Yup. For 20 fucking years I've beat my head against this wall and honestly I'm still pretty baffled by it.
One notable aspect: any new communications infrastructure & strategy will, perforce, involve much less centralized control by the consultant class.
One notable aspect: any new communications infrastructure & strategy will, perforce, involve much less centralized control by the consultant class.
the democratic party’s basic problem is it has almost no control over how its message reaches the ears of voters, especially outside of presidential election years. but rather than devote serious time, attention and cash to that problem its consultants and pundits want to fight factional battles
October 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Yup. For 20 fucking years I've beat my head against this wall and honestly I'm still pretty baffled by it.
One notable aspect: any new communications infrastructure & strategy will, perforce, involve much less centralized control by the consultant class.
One notable aspect: any new communications infrastructure & strategy will, perforce, involve much less centralized control by the consultant class.
omg you’re so right, very astute of you to notice that bc i said “i love pancakes” i must also perforce also be saying “i hate waffles”
September 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
omg you’re so right, very astute of you to notice that bc i said “i love pancakes” i must also perforce also be saying “i hate waffles”
In an enlightened & Godly republic, any rapes must perforce be righteous
vermeule believes that social order consists of the powerful raping whomever they please
For all the big words and academic pretense, Vermuele does not believe that Donald Trump committing rape or violating the constitution in myriad ways or the events of January 6 represent social disorder, ambient or otherwise.
August 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
In an enlightened & Godly republic, any rapes must perforce be righteous
you're not wrong, it took me a while to learn it after being a Google monorepo perforce dev for the middle 11 years of my career and if you can make shit harder than perforce...
August 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
you're not wrong, it took me a while to learn it after being a Google monorepo perforce dev for the middle 11 years of my career and if you can make shit harder than perforce...
Perforce integrations, am I right? [raucous booing]
March 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Perforce integrations, am I right? [raucous booing]
*swivels around in my office chair, petting Montezuma, my long-haired, cow-print cat* ah. Perforce. I see we have once again reached an impasse…
February 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
*swivels around in my office chair, petting Montezuma, my long-haired, cow-print cat* ah. Perforce. I see we have once again reached an impasse…
Game industry pickup lines
Are you a Perforce file? Because I keep trying to check you out but it looks like you're exclusive with someone else.
Are you a Perforce file? Because I keep trying to check you out but it looks like you're exclusive with someone else.
Games industry pickup lines
Are you a job offer because I would do literally anything for you
Are you a job offer because I would do literally anything for you
February 15, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Game industry pickup lines
Are you a Perforce file? Because I keep trying to check you out but it looks like you're exclusive with someone else.
Are you a Perforce file? Because I keep trying to check you out but it looks like you're exclusive with someone else.
perforce never ceases to exude confidence in protecting all of our files
April 28, 2026 at 8:22 PM
perforce never ceases to exude confidence in protecting all of our files